"Dun da da da DA!!! Kinky man is here to save the day!!!" Matt yelled, giggling at Light. Light blinked a few times and bit his lip, putting his hands in front of his groin, hiding his weakness. Matt looked Light up and down and whistled, walking closer to him. "Damn Light! You look damn sexy!" Matt winked and walked closer to Light, running his hands up Light's skirt and squeezed his thight. Light bt his lip and moaned, tilting his head back a little. He quickly stepped back and drew in a few deep breaths.
"And... wh-what are you supposed to be?" Light gulped.
"Kinky man! I took off the S and put on a K! Like the yaoi paddle?" Matt smirked and smacked it against his hand a few times, wiggling his eyebrows mischeviously up and down.
"That's... original... M-maft..." Light studdered. Matt walked closer and walked in a circle around Light, scanning him from top to bottom.
"And what are you supposed to be, my sexy man?" Matt said, resembling a pedophile 100%. Light blushed and followed Matt with his eyes, trying not to move.
'Damn! The one time I put on something sexy for him, he turns into the #1 pedophile' Light thought to himself.
"Umm... well... I bought two costumes and put them together... It's a dirty maid... and a gothic Lolita princess..." Light blushed and rubbed his arms uncomfortably. Matt smirked and nodded in approval.
"You know Light, we can use this some other time... not just on Hallooween..." Matt smirked and winked.
"Uh... c-can we... g-go yet... Misa n-now...?" Light stammered.
"Yeah! Kinky man and his sexy assitant, Ukeface, are off t-"
"Hey! Ukeface?! No way in hell will I be called that! In this relationship, I'M the seme, not you! WHO just screwed you 83 tiems yesterday?!" Light shouted in Matt's face.
"You..." Matt said, forced.
"And WHO rides me?"
"Me..."
"And WHO gets-"
"I get it! I get it! You are the seme! Fine... will you at least let me call you SEME-face then...?" Matt pouted out his lips and clasped his hands together. Light sighed and nodded, going to the linen closet and grabbing two pillowcases and handed one to Matt.
"Come on, we'll go get Misa..." Matt squeed and ran out the front door, Light shutting everything off, shutting and locking the door.