*We see Invader ZaiFae tacking something to her door. She turns around, and you can see that it is a sign. It says "Room Protected By: Chupa-Guard Inc. Enter At Own Risk." There is a picture of a chupacabra on it. "Oh hi! I guess you're here for the next part of the story. The people in it are: Katani-chan, Invader Sar, Littlewren, Invader Xat, and Ztarlight. So. I'll get on to my story now. Oh, yeah. Don't go in my room. Chupi'll get ya." She winks, and walks through a door that says "To the fic!" *
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ZaiFae and Mephisto creep slowly down the hall. "This is spooky, no?" Mephisto comments. Just as ZaiFae is about to reply, she slams into someone.
"Owwwwwww!"
"Owwwwwww!"
"What just happened?" asked a short girl with blonde hair and glasses.
"Well, me 'n Mephisto here were must walking along, looking for the ZYITWOYFCM, when we slammed into you." ZaiFae explained.
"Wha..., o that thing. Whaddya know? I'm looking for that sucker too. By the way, I'm Katani-chan." The girl sticks out her hand. "Pleased to meet you."
"Nice to meet you to," ZaiFae says, shaking Katani-chan's hand. "I'm Invader ZaiFae. Nice to meet you too." Mephisto sticks his hand forward, and shakes too.
"I'm Mephisto," Mephisto says. The trio heads off again, into the spoooooooooky corridors of Nick at night.(Pun intended)
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Thunk. Thunk. Thunk.
"What is that sound?" Mephisto demands.
"Sounds like a closet pole to me!" ZaiFae says happily.
"Heeeeeey," Katani-chan says, "I just noticed something. You guys are Irkens."
"Really?" a voice says from the darkness. "You think?" A shortish Irken comes into the light from the lamp Mephisto is holding. She looks like Zim only taller. An orange little SIR is following her, barking like a cat. (Wait, cats can't bark! Oh well.)
"Hi, I'm Invader Sar," the new Irken says. "And this annoying little thing is Yip, my Sir. And this is Harry, my closet pole."
"Hi! I'm Invader ZaiFae, this is me pal Mephisto, and that is our buddy Katani-chan. We're gonna go find the ZYITWOYFCM. Wanna come?"
"Even though I have no idea what that is, I think I'll come anyway," Sar said. "it sounds better than sneaking around in the dark, stubbing me toes, trying to find Jhonen."
"Jhonen? Ohhhhhhhhh." Hearts appear in ZaiFae's eyes.
"Great. Now ya did it. You said his name. Thanks a lot," Mephisto says. He grabs one of her arms and starts to drag her down the hallway. "Hello. Is anyone going to help me here?" Sar and Katani-chan help him drag the lovestruck ZaiFae down the hall, with Yip following behind, humming something.
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Our group of intrepid explorers sees a corner in the hallway ahead, and can hear voices around.
"Be careful," Sar whispers. "They might be security guards."
The group sneaks around the corner, and slam into...three more young Zim-lovers!
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Yay!"
"No Yip, this is bad. I am hurt, and I think everyone else here is too," Sar scolds her little robot.
"I'm not hurt," a stuffy British voice exclaims. ZaiFae's ferret, Weasel walks out from under the pile of tangled bodies, and runs off into the night.
"Well, that was weird," a girl with red hair and the "I'm dancin' like a monkey!" t-shirt. She crawls out from under the pile of people. She stretches over backwards and her spine cracks loudly. "Ah, that felt good. I'm Littlewren," she tells all the people in the pile.
"Hi, Littlewren," ZaiFae, Mephisto, Sar, and Katani-chan say together. They proceed to climb out of the pile, so only a human-cyborg and a regular human are left.
"Ow, Ztarlight, get offa me!" the human cries.
"I'm trying, Xat!" Ztarlight says, "but there are a lot of people on top of me!"
"um, no we're not," Little wren says.
"Oh." Ztarlight stands up, and so does Invader Xat. Everyone introduces themselves to one another. Mephisto and ZaiFae explain how they used the transmogrifier gun to become Irkens, and Xat grabbed it and turned herself into one too. She was the same height as Sar, with purple eyes, and the Invader Uniform. ZaiFae's group explain's how they were going to find the ZYITWOYFCM, and Littlewren's group says that they were doing the same thing. They groups agree to go together and find the ZYITWOYFCM, and rain DOOM upon all of Nickelodeon!
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That's all for now folks. I... um... have to go capture an insane ferret now. Toodles!
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ZaiFae and Mephisto creep slowly down the hall. "This is spooky, no?" Mephisto comments. Just as ZaiFae is about to reply, she slams into someone.
"Owwwwwww!"
"Owwwwwww!"
"What just happened?" asked a short girl with blonde hair and glasses.
"Well, me 'n Mephisto here were must walking along, looking for the ZYITWOYFCM, when we slammed into you." ZaiFae explained.
"Wha..., o that thing. Whaddya know? I'm looking for that sucker too. By the way, I'm Katani-chan." The girl sticks out her hand. "Pleased to meet you."
"Nice to meet you to," ZaiFae says, shaking Katani-chan's hand. "I'm Invader ZaiFae. Nice to meet you too." Mephisto sticks his hand forward, and shakes too.
"I'm Mephisto," Mephisto says. The trio heads off again, into the spoooooooooky corridors of Nick at night.(Pun intended)
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Thunk. Thunk. Thunk.
"What is that sound?" Mephisto demands.
"Sounds like a closet pole to me!" ZaiFae says happily.
"Heeeeeey," Katani-chan says, "I just noticed something. You guys are Irkens."
"Really?" a voice says from the darkness. "You think?" A shortish Irken comes into the light from the lamp Mephisto is holding. She looks like Zim only taller. An orange little SIR is following her, barking like a cat. (Wait, cats can't bark! Oh well.)
"Hi, I'm Invader Sar," the new Irken says. "And this annoying little thing is Yip, my Sir. And this is Harry, my closet pole."
"Hi! I'm Invader ZaiFae, this is me pal Mephisto, and that is our buddy Katani-chan. We're gonna go find the ZYITWOYFCM. Wanna come?"
"Even though I have no idea what that is, I think I'll come anyway," Sar said. "it sounds better than sneaking around in the dark, stubbing me toes, trying to find Jhonen."
"Jhonen? Ohhhhhhhhh." Hearts appear in ZaiFae's eyes.
"Great. Now ya did it. You said his name. Thanks a lot," Mephisto says. He grabs one of her arms and starts to drag her down the hallway. "Hello. Is anyone going to help me here?" Sar and Katani-chan help him drag the lovestruck ZaiFae down the hall, with Yip following behind, humming something.
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Our group of intrepid explorers sees a corner in the hallway ahead, and can hear voices around.
"Be careful," Sar whispers. "They might be security guards."
The group sneaks around the corner, and slam into...three more young Zim-lovers!
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Ow!"
"Yay!"
"No Yip, this is bad. I am hurt, and I think everyone else here is too," Sar scolds her little robot.
"I'm not hurt," a stuffy British voice exclaims. ZaiFae's ferret, Weasel walks out from under the pile of tangled bodies, and runs off into the night.
"Well, that was weird," a girl with red hair and the "I'm dancin' like a monkey!" t-shirt. She crawls out from under the pile of people. She stretches over backwards and her spine cracks loudly. "Ah, that felt good. I'm Littlewren," she tells all the people in the pile.
"Hi, Littlewren," ZaiFae, Mephisto, Sar, and Katani-chan say together. They proceed to climb out of the pile, so only a human-cyborg and a regular human are left.
"Ow, Ztarlight, get offa me!" the human cries.
"I'm trying, Xat!" Ztarlight says, "but there are a lot of people on top of me!"
"um, no we're not," Little wren says.
"Oh." Ztarlight stands up, and so does Invader Xat. Everyone introduces themselves to one another. Mephisto and ZaiFae explain how they used the transmogrifier gun to become Irkens, and Xat grabbed it and turned herself into one too. She was the same height as Sar, with purple eyes, and the Invader Uniform. ZaiFae's group explain's how they were going to find the ZYITWOYFCM, and Littlewren's group says that they were doing the same thing. They groups agree to go together and find the ZYITWOYFCM, and rain DOOM upon all of Nickelodeon!
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That's all for now folks. I... um... have to go capture an insane ferret now. Toodles!