Author's Note: Yellow! It's me, the annoying kiddo who spams up the net with silly stories. Just kidding. I don't spam the net with silly stories. Okay, I was really bored when I came up with this so deal with it. Haha. Enjoy! Reviews are welcome. Very welcome!
Major whacko alert! On incoming chapter! No yaoi, just whacko alert! Inspired by the Bring It On video of the Organization XIII. You should go watch it. XD It was so funny. Axel's still. The. Big. Red!
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Bring It Off
"Hey, Sora!" Riku jumps out in Kairi's cheerleading outfit. A yellow and blue shirt with a similarly-colored skirt on him. And if one did not know any better, Riku could have been mistaken for a girl.
Sora sees his friend and lets out a bunch of muffled giggles.
The two have snuck into Kairi's room while she is on an errand. And now, Sora and Riku are meddling with her stuff.
Riku goes over to one of Kairi's drawers and pulls out a pair of pompoms.
Then, Riku starts doing several cheerleading actions he has seen Kairi doing while saying a made-up cheer of his own:
Say what?
Say "Kairi"!
Who's that?
I don't know.
But what?
It's Kairi!
Say who?
It's Kairi!
Don't. You know. My name?
Oh, it's Kairi.
Riku does a split leap on the last line which definitely cracks Sora up.
"That was really good, Riku!" Sora is on the floor, clutching his sides and laughing.
Riku continues on with his silly made-up cheer:
I say "Brrrrrrr! It's cold in here!"
There must be a Vexen in the atmosphere.
But then, oh! Oh no!
If Axel gets in here, we will all be melting, dear.
Ei! Ei-oh!
If Larxene gets here, there'd be a huge storm in here.
Yeah! Yeah-no!
If Demyx gets inside, he'll bring in the high tide!
Oh? Yes-no!
"Stop it, Riku! That was so funny!" Sora is rolling on the floor, laughing his guts out.
"Wait... wait!" Riku says although he's words are being broken up by little laughs in between. "I still have one cheer left."
"Okay. Do it so that I can finally die of laughter!" Tears are rolling on Sora's face.
"Okay…" Riku chuckles uncontrollably. "Here I go!"
K-A, I-R-I!
You just have no alibi!
Oh, the name's Kairi!
Uh-huh! My name is Kairi!
Oh yeah! You just got no alibi!
'Coz you are going down!
Just down!
Lower than the ground!
Uh-huh, oh yeah, you owe me big time.
You owe me big time.
You're gonna give me
A hamburger
But not only that
'Coz I'm fat.
I need
More meat,
More fish,
Less veggies.
No reason
For me
To go on a diet
Because
Riku breaks off from the original tune as he says the following lines:
No eating here tonight.
No eating here tonight.
Because Kairi's not on a diet, yeah!
No eating here tonight.
No eating here tonight.
No eating here tonight
Because Kairi's gonna finish all the food.
"Yeah, that's just like her when she feels stressed!" Sora is roaring with laughter.
Riku falls on the floor too, laughing like there's no tomorrow.
Both of them just cannot believe Riku just did that.
Suddenly, someone knocks on the door.
"Guys? Is someone there? Why is my room locked? Sora? Riku?" a girl's voice asks.
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Author's Note: I think I'll make one for the Orgy members too. Love it. Hahaha… this was too silly! Review please. I'll… umm… give you something…?