This story is South Park/X-Men so yeah; there will be craziness and powers.

The creation of this story was helped greatly by Ali Th3 Ch3shir3 Kat and Phsyco Tatie. I owe them a lot of cookies and hugs, LOL! Seriously, this would have never been done this soon, (or ever) with them. So, shout-outs to them!

This story will have these pairing: Stan/Wendy, Stan/Kyle, Kenny/Butters, Craig/Tweek, and others or changes if I see fit or you can convince me, but Stan/Kyle will stay.

I'll do a different Character Profile at the end of each Chapter. The Profile will include: Name, Code-Name, Powers, Abilities, and other facts about the Character.

I OWN NOTHING! EXCEPT THE STORY!

The Xavier School will be the same one from X-Men Evolution and the X-Men movies, except in California.

Don't forget to review at the end!

Now enough of that crap! Let's get start! Narrator-dude, take it away!

Narrator-Dude: Mutants (Homo sapiens superior) are the next evolutionary step in the chain of humanity. Some children are born with an "X-factor gene" (a unique mutagenic DNA sequence). This usually manifests itself at puberty, or earlier in special cases, and (most of the time) grants individuals special powers. These mutants are almost universally feared and loathed by the rest of humanity.

Chapter 2: Class is in Session!

Location: Bayville, California

With Stan:

Stan, Tweek and Traban had been walking through the halls for about 3 minutes after he lost sight of Kyle, but it felt like an eternity to Stan. He knew that it was best to train under people who could really help them understand and train in their powers, but why did they have to separate him from his Kyle.

Stan's mind frozen at that last thought. His Kyle, since when was Kyle ever his? He has been his super-best friend for all their lives. I mean, besides that time last week, they were in the clubhouse and snuggled up to each other, for warmth, lovingly, because magic snow spirits from Canada had frozen South Park all because Cartman pissed them off, somehow. That was the last time Stan had called Kyle 'his', but he wasn't, was he?

Stan was so deep into these thoughts that he didn't even see Traban's open palm connect to his face as he was still walking. Stan fell back and looked around, realizing he was now in a large empty metal chamber. He looked to Traban in confusion and noticed Tweek was gone.

"Dude, what hell, and where are we?" Stan asked getting off the cold metal ground.

"That's what happens when you don't pay attention, and will happen each time you don't. Firstly, I sent Tweek to Elixir so she could have him 'run' errands for her. Secondly, this is a proto-type of something we like to call the Danger Room. Right now it's nowhere near what we want of it, but in the next 4 years it will be. For now it's the safest place to train you." Traban said plainly, but the last to statement had ominous edge to them that made Stan stand up straighter and get chills do his spine.

Stan could tell Traban and the other teachers were going to make them hate this room, and any other like it. He didn't even no way, but he could tell. Traban then jumped back repeatedly before do a series of back-flips and then kept going all the way up a wall, until his feet were on the ceiling, and just stood there, like it was nothing, on the metal ceiling.

"Dude, how're you doing that?" Stan asked amazed at the teen's abilities.

"One word, Stan: energy. That is mine and your power. We control and absorb energy, but the energy you have is not native to Earth. Its way different than energy I've ever encountered. The closest energies to it are; solar and nuclear. My guess is that your energies come from another universe." Traban explained as Stan looked at him walk around the ceiling.

"So, I my powers are from a different universe? Then I can't do too much with them, if you can't teach me then, huh?" Stan said a bit saddened.

"Whoa there cowboy, I never said I couldn't teach you, I just said I never encountered that energy of yours before. Now that I've seen it, I can say this year will be tough for you, because I'm going to put you through total hell." Traban said as he jumped down and walked to Stan, all with a sadistic grin on his face.

"O-okay so w-what all c-can you teach m-me?" Stan asked nervously.

Stan heard the little voice in the back of his head shouting, "Run you dumb-ass, he's going to kill you and bury your body in Mexico!" Traban looked at Stan with that same grin and Stan felt like the room had gotten colder, he really wished Kyle was here, but Kyle wasn't. Traban's face then grew a serious look as he was 5 feet from Stan.

"I'm going to teach you control and usage. I'll teach you most of what I know. By your energy coming from another universe, instead of this one, that means it's limitless. You could probably absorb solar and nuclear energy too, but we'll try that later. For now let's just see what you've got." Traban finished as his eyes and hands started to glow a rainbow color.

Stan knew exactly what he meant by that. Stan started channeling his energy. His eyes and hands started to glow violet as he did. He increased the energy even more than he ever had and felt pain go across his body. He faltered a bit, but sucked it up. He'd be strong, if not for himself, than at least for Kyle and all his other friends.

"Alright, very good Stan, now let's see what you can do with that power. But be warned; whilst under my tutelage, you are never safe. Every time you eat, every time you sleep, every time you change your dirty socks, you must be prepared for a surprise attack from me, or anyone else I can convince/bribe to help me. Because of your energy abilities, I can have a whole lot more fun with you than I could anyone else. From now on, you won't even be able to hear a squirrel innocently snap a twig without thinking it's an enemy out to kill you. With the training I'm about to put you through, you'll die a happy old man." Traban said with an insane and sadistic grin never leaving his face.

Stan nodded with a look of utter seriousness on his face, even though he was absolutely terrified on the teen in front of him. Stan knew that from today on he would really have to be prepared for this guy. He knew that Traban could probably kill him if he wanted. He would suffer this training if it meant he could protect Kyle… and his other friends, too.

"Okay, then let's get this started!" Traban shouted as he ran at Stan, with the 9 year-old charging right back at him.

With Kyle:

The Professor, as he wanted to be called, had lead Kyle to what looked to be his office. I had a broad wooden desk, many shelves of books, and chairs at the walls with a single large window behind the desk. The Professor turned around as they entered the office to face Kyle. He gestured for Kyle to take a seat in one of the 2 chairs that were facing each other. There were objects between the 2 chairs, but they were only small things, such as; a bowling ball, a ball of yarn, and some fruits in a wooden basket. They sat and Charles picked up a fruit studying it in his hand.

"Now Kyle, I want you to know that we did not separate you children to be mean or cruel. We did it so that you all could be trained by the people who could help you most and train you to the best of your abilities. Okay?" The Professor asked Kyle with him nodding.

"Okay, but I have a few questions. Where are we exactly, what are my powers and when will I see my friends again." Kyle asked as Charles gave him a kind smile.

"We're in Bayville, California. It's a new town that recently was created so it's small and unnoticed. Your powers are Telekinesis and Telepathy and you'll see your friends again in 4 years as that will be the age you'll all be trained to work as a team. For this year you'll only see me. You'll eat your meals in here, train, and then off to bed. You'll also learn the things that they would be teaching you in school from me as your friends will from their teachers. After this year you'll go to the others and they'll teach you a bit about things they think I didn't teach you. If they think I've covered everything then we'll send you to a normal school and have you engage in society. After the 4 years, you'll be trained with your friends to work on teamwork for another year. Then all of you will be placed in a high school to begin your freshmen year together. All except your little brother, he'll still be here until he can be properly trained of age." Charles explained as Kyle took in all the information.

Kyle nodded solemnly at not being able to see Stan again for 4 years. He hung his head as he got deep into thought. He knew that Stan would be okay, but he still wanted to be by his side. He wanted Stan to be by his side, so this wouldn't seem so hard. He wanted and needed Stan to be here with him, even if just to say 'don't give up', or 'you can do it Kyle'.

Kyle head shot up as he felt like something was touching his thoughts. On reflex his eyes locked on to the Professor and his eyes flashed a toxic green as he unconsciously pushed the man from his mind. The Professor accepted the push and nodded in contempt.

"Very good Kyle, you sensed me reading your thoughts, and instinctively blocked and pushed me away. I'm going to teach you how to do that and much more; by the time this year is over with you should have a basic grasp on your telepathic abilities. The telekinesis, however, I'm not very well at, because I'm only a telepath. Are you ready to begin?" he asked with Kyle nodding.

Before Kyle could prepare for whatever, the fruit the professor was studying was slowly sailing toward his face. Kyle threw up his arms to stop the fruit, as his eyes glowed, the same toxic green. The fruit stopped in midair and floated there as they both stared at it. Kyle started to feel a bit dizzy and his eyes stopped glowing as the fruit fell on to the floor.

"Good Kyle, you seem to be instinctively enacting telekinesis now. I'll teach you how to control it and more later. But for now, this is your warning: we as mentally powerful beings deal with the mind more than you know of right now. Your powers are tied to your emotions, so we'll work on how to control those as well. So, are you ready to truly begin?" Charles said sternly.

Kyle nodded determinately, his eyes glowing again, as some of the fruits were picked up by his telekinesis. He could do this, and he would do it. He needed to for Stan and the others. He wanted to help others, to show them he wasn't some evil monster, like his mom thought he was. He'd show them that he was good, and never evil.

He turned his eyes away from the fruit to the Professor as the man was trying to read his mind again. When he did though the fruit floated lower and then dropped. Kyle sighed loudly as he rubbed his temples to quiet his headache. This would be a long year.

With Kenny:

Kenny was thrown to the ground for the 3rd time as he and Magneto practiced his powers it the backyard of the mansion. Kenny used the metal poles near him and threw them at the man, by using his powers at full. Magneto raised a hand, lazily, and stopped them mid-flight. Kenny struggled with all his might to overpower the man, but he knew he couldn't do it. Kenny let his control on the poles fall as he rolled out of the way. The pole struck the very spot he was not 3 seconds later.

Kenny then used the metal marbles and flung them at Magneto at high speed. Magneto yawned and hi waved his hand dismissively at them. The marbles changed directions and impaled the ground. Kenny was getting furious that the man would toy with him. He threw his hands in the air as all the metal objects around the yard flew in a circle above his head. He then clamped his hands together and the objects bent and morphed into a giant metal ball, crudely made.

Magneto raised an eyebrow to this and waited to see what would come next. He may have looked like he was bored; but really, he was rather impressed at Kenny's abilities so far. He was very impressed that Kenny could bond metals already, something he couldn't do until he was 12, but this boy was doing it at 9, with only a month of training himself.

Kenny hurled the giant ball of metal objects at Magneto as powerfully as he could. Magneto threw up his hand and stopped it halfway as Kenny fell on his knee breathing heavily. Magneto walked over to the boy and gave him a hand up.

He then waved his hand of the giant ball of metal and it morphed into a perfect park bench which implanted itself into the ground in front of them as Magneto gestured Kenny to take a seat. Kenny did as instructed and Magneto stood in front of him with a smile.

"My boy, you're quite impressive. You've done things so far which took me months to learn. I may say you're even more powerful than me when it comes to Magnetokinesis." He said proudly as Kenny smiled back at him from hearing the praise.

"I'll teach you what I can, but you must be ready for the hardships? Here I'll be your teacher, and father, but you will not have it easy. Some days you'll feel as if I'm ripping your soul from your body and others you'll feel like your mind is being crushed under a boulder. Can you endure the agony I promise will come in just this one year?" Magneto asked in all seriousness as Kenny nodded, equally serious.

"Then let the torture begin, because by the end of this year, you'll be half as strong as me." Magneto said as the bench bended perfectly around Kenny and tried to crush him.

Kenny almost screamed in pure agony as the bench started crushing his ribs, but stopped as he thought of his friends. He had died for them before, so he needed to be stronger. He needed to be able to do more than just die and protect them for the moment. He wanted to protect them always. He'd die to protect them all, but he'd fight first.

Magneto gave him a proud smile and increased the pressure of the bench as Kenny grit his teeth and stopped from crying out to God for help.

With Cartman and Butters:

They were being lectured on the importance of using their powers for good, but Cartman could care less. Butters listened intently to X-Man and his words. Cartman rolled his eyes at Butters, but did know it was important to use his abilities for good. He knew it was always important to protect friends. He had learned that half a year ago when his friends and he were "Coon and Friends", and he went evil on them. He knew that being evil got you nothing, but the lost of friends and the girl you love.

Cartman shook his head at that last thought. He didn't love her, and he damn well wasn't going to think about her. She had made her choice then and he had made his choice to forget about her.

Butters looked over to Cartman when he shook his head. Butters worried for his friend sometimes, but he was more worried for Kenny. The guy Kenny went with, Magneto was his name, looked like he wouldn't go anywhere near easy on Kenny. He hoped Kenny would be alright. He was also worried for his other friends, but not as much as he was for Kenny. Kenny had become his closest friend in the last 3 months and he'd be damned if anyone took him away.

X-Man then told them to practice in their powers while he watched and evaluated them. Cartman started disappearing and reappearing all around the room as Butters morphed from himself, to Cartman, to X-Man, and other people he could remember.

With Wendy, Ike, and Craig:

Storm had taken them to the bottom of the cliff the school was built by, so that the 3 could practice their powers at the private beach they had. Wendy was creating a thunderstorm over the beach and have lightning strike at some rocks.

Storm was at first, shocked to see that the little girl, Wendy, had the same powers as her. She quickly got over that and became filled with excitement at perhaps being able to be a big sister to the small girl.

Storm, herself, had just mastered her powers and she was only 15, a year younger than Traban claimed to be. She knew that if it wasn't for the Professor, Magneto, and Eon, that she wouldn't have mastered them as quickly as she did. She had been at the mansion since she was 6, learning how to control and use her powers to their fullest. Now she had someone to past her knowledge on to.

She then looked at Ike and Craig. Craig was making fires and Ike would put them out. She stared curiously at the younger boy. She wondered how a 5 year-old could be so productive, as if he was the same age as the other 2. Even she wasn't like that.

"Alright everyone, that's enough for now. Come here and listen to what I have to say." Storm said to them as they turned and ran to her. She could see they were all sweating profusely, especially Ike, as he was breathing heavily from the long use of his new powers.

"Okay, you all did very well, but by the time this year is up, you'll be doing this good in boredom. I'll teach you all that I know about the elements and more if I can. I want you 3 to see me as not just a teacher, but a big sister as well. I'm here to teach you, but I also want us to become closer than that. I want us to be close-knit family, cuz that's what we are here; a family." Storm said kindly as they looked at one another, and smiled too.

"Alright, 5 minute break, then back to training, cuz I'm gonna grind you 3 into the dirt and whip you into shape." She said like she was one of those guys on the exercise channel she loved to work-out to. She knew Traban hate those types of channels, but she loved them.

Wendy, Ike, and Craig looked at her funny and then at each other. They could already tell she was a weird woman, even without her powers, and naturally white hair. Storm started giggling profusely and they backed away from her. They could tell she was going to be weird than South Park was.

They then each had their own thoughts on the next 4 years without their other friends. Ike wanted to see his brother. He already missed him so much, because he was the only person who really understood him. Wendy gave Ike a hug filled with love after seeing his sad face. She knew he wanted his brother Kyle, so she'd do her best to be a big sister to him to make up for it.

"It'll be alright Ike. You'll see Kyle really soon. 4 years will past quickly as long as we have each other." Wendy said in hopes to comfort the younger boy. She was missing Stan, but she needed to be strong for Ike, so she buried her thoughts for another time.

Craig placed a hand on his shoulder comfortingly. He knew Ike missed Kyle as much as he missed Tweek, although he'd only admit that to Tweek. Tweek had been his best friend for years, almost as long as Stan and Kyle had been. He knew, if Tweek heard he left a kid to sadness and loneliness, Tweek would never forgive him. And, if Tweek never forgave him, he'd kill himself! He didn't know why Tweek mattered that much to him, but he did know he agreed with it. He'd kill himself if Tweek never forgave him for something. He'd be a big brother to Ike, one that Tweek would be proud of.

"You'll be okay, dude. You got us, and with us, you'll never be bored." Craig said trying to sound as comforting as Wendy had.

Ike looked from one to the other and then hugged both of them. From now on they were his family to. He would protect them, unlike his mom had. He'd fight to keep his new brother and sister safe and when 4 years were up, he'd show Kyle that their little family of 2 had grown to 4.

Storm stopped giggling at her thoughts of Traban and watched them hug each other like they were family. No, they are family, because they accepted each other as such. She just wished Traban could see them now and hold her like that. She blushed as she thought about Traban holding her and telling her he loved her.

She shook her of those thoughts. She knew that he was much old than he looked, because he looked the same when she had first came there. She grew up and he'd stayed the same, each year saying he was the same age as the last, 16. He did say that he'd tell her why he stayed the same, if she did a good job training them. She had promised herself this morning that she'd do it and find out why. She knew she loved him, but she wanted to know how he felt. These 4 years were just one step closer to the question she wanted to ask. She'd help these kids reach their potential, and maybe they could help her get the teen, or man, of her dreams.

With Bebe and Tweek:

Bebe was sitting in the medical bay of the mansion as Elixir was showing her how to create medicines. Every few minutes Tweek would flash in and out, gathering things for Elixir to use in the medicines. Bebe wasn't bored, but her mind wasn't completely on the medicines.

She was thinking about everyone else and how they were doing. She knew Stan and Kyle were the hardest hit by this separation. Those 2 loved each other and didn't even know it. She may like Kyle, but she knew him and Stan belonged together. Hell, one would cry if the other was taken into the next room without them knowing. She also knew that everyone else could see it too.

I didn't take long for her best friend Wendy to take Stan from Kyle, again. It was after that whole thing with "Coon and Friends". She had seriously thought Wendy would have gone for…

Bebe shook her head of those thoughts. Of course Wendy wouldn't go for him; those 2 were in love/hate as much as Kenny was a bisexual pervert. Then again, Kenny and Butters were in love, while Craig and Tweek were in love. Except, neither of them told the other yet, so they would have to wait 4 years.

She sometimes wondered who she would fall in love with. There was someone who she once held close to her heart, but he never told her what he thought. When Kenny had gotten her and Butters she ran to tell him she was leaving. He had a sad face, and told her good luck, but left it at that. So, she resolved herself to a promise. She'd help play cupid with her friends so they'd end up with the right people, and afterward, she'd go and see him again.

"And that's the way to make snake venom antidote. Bebe are you listing, darling?" Elixir asked in her savory voice.

"Yes ma'am, but what about my powers, Ms. Emma?" Bebe asked curiously.

"I told you, call me Emma or Elixir, darling, and you'll be using your powers in a few minutes. I want you to know how to use medicine, so you don't have to use your powers all the time." Emma told her with a smile.

It was then that Tweek flashed in the room and skidded in front of Bebe and Elixir. He looked way less twitchy than he always did.

"Very good, darling, you're getting faster and better controlled at your abilities. Now, could you bring me Kingrod root for my burn ointment?" Emma asked as she and Bebe turned back to the medicines.

"ACK but, wouldn't-ACK pine roots work-ACK better? Especially since-ACK the mixing of the ointment calls for components which-ACK would compliment it-ACK and wouldn't leave such a-ACK bad smell." Tweek said noticeably less jittery than he ever was.

Bebe and Emma whipped their heads around so fast that Tweek screamed they were going to die; it was too much pressure, and other nonsense.

"We're not dead, darling, you wouldn't have to bury us on Indian burial grounds, no one's going to disturb our graves and we won't haunt them and you for killing us. Now, just calm down, darling" Emma said as Tweek was breathing heavy from too much babbling. He calmed down and she smiled kindly at him.

"Now why don't you tell us how you knew that?" Emma asked.

"I don't know. I just… I just did." Tweek said quietly.

"Hmm, Tweek darling, what's the full name of the T-Rex?" she asked as she gazed at him curiously.

"Tyrannosaurs Rex" Tweek answered calmly and instantly.

"What's the square root of 225?" Emma asked as she glanced to Traban and Stan as they walked in. Stan was covered in small cuts and burns. Traban didn't have a scratch on him, except a burn mark on the shoulder of his white t-shirt.

"15" Tweek answered making Stan and Bebe go wide eyed.

"Why is the sky blue?" Traban asked as he and Emma exchanged looks of curiosity.

"Because, molecules in the air scatter blue light, from the sun." Tweek answered making everyone go wide eyed as he answered it without even thinking.

"Holy shit, dude." Stan said quietly as the other 3 all nodded in agreement at Tweek.

"Tweek, you're a… genius!" Bebe said as she hugged her friend. Tweek eyes looked like they were going to pop out of his head and he started shaking as bad as he did when the Underpants Gnomes started stealing his underwear again.

"ACK, I don't want-ACK to be a genius-ACK! That's way too-ACK much pressure! ACK!" Tweek yelled hysterically.

"Calm down, Tweek, you'll be fine." Bebe said reassuringly as she patted his back. Tweek calmed down and Traban ruffled his hair.

"Yeah, Tweek, you'll be great. Although, since you have you speed to work on, I'll let you stay with Emma and Bebe so you can get smarter and gather things for them. Okay?" Traban said as Tweek nodded. He liked being around Elixir. She was nice, calm and kind. She reminded him a lot of his mom.

"Okay then let's deal with Stan's wounds. Bebe, darling, it's your time to shine." Emma said as Stan sat on the medical bed.

Bebe came over to him and touched his forehead with her hand. Stan looked at himself as the burns and cuts went away and closed up. After 5 minutes he was back to his perfect self. Bebe faltered slightly, but stayed on her feet breathing a bit heavy.

"Thanks Bebe, you're a life saver. He said that I should have stayed like that, because it builds character." Stan said pointing to Traban. Emma slapped his arm and gave him a hard glare.

"Hey, it does build character! No one was there to heal me after days of training my powers. We just got Emma here a few years ago." Traban said defensively.

"Anyways, be on your way Traban, the next batch are to arrive any minute." Emma said with Traban grabbing Stan, running toward the door.

"Right, see ya later, Ellie!" Traban yelled to her. She grew a look of absolute anger and hatred on her face. Bebe and Tweek backed away from her cautiously.

"What have I said about calling me THAT?" Emma yelled as she sent a telekinetic blast at Traban, which he blocked with an energy shield, without even turning around. She could hear him laughing as he disappeared out the door and down the hall.

Magneto and a bloody and bruised Kenny walked through the door a minute later. After those 2 had gone, Storm walked in with her 3 students, all of which were exhausted and bruised, even Ike had a couple of bruises. 20 minutes after Bebe healed them, X-Man and his 2 students came in with cuts and scratches on each of them. Bebe healed them, and then Tweek ran out and came back with some orange juice for her and Emma. They said 'thank you' and drank in silence.

"I thought we weren't going to see any of them for 4 years. Did that change already?" Bebe asked, breaking the silence.

"No, darling, it didn't. Only you and Tweek we see the others. That way if they have questions and don't want to ask us they'll have you or Tweek to talk to. They'll need you as a connection to the others. That's normal the job of the medic. They heal wounds. They communicate with the patient, and they are always connected with them." Emma explained as the Bebe nodded with Tweek patting her back.

"If I can be a genius, then you'll make a great medic." Tweek said kindly with a smile, and all nervous ticks gone.

"Then I guess we're in this together, huh?" she asked with a smile as he nodded.

"Well then, my darlings, time for bed. And remember; same thing tomorrow." Emma said to them ushering them to their beds in the room, as they lay down and fell asleep.

They knew things would work out just fine, so long as they depended on each other.

4 Years Later, With Stan:

Stan hadn't changed too much. He was taller and had an athletic build from his spars with Traban. Traban forced him to get rid of his hat and clothes, making him adopt a new wardrobe. He wore a black long sleeved t-shirt and blue jeans with black shoes. His black ravenous hair made him look emo, but Traban said it was a 'cool emo', not that 'I cut myself for fun emo' He wanted sun-glasses, but Traban said he'd look pompous and retarded.

Stan looked toward Traban. He had come to see the dude as a big brother, more so than a teacher. Traban helped him learn a lot of things, and even gave him tips and tricks to learn other stuff quicker. Traban was a pretty cool dude, and Stan wished the guy would have been his real brother, and then Shelley wouldn't have kicked his ass so much when he was younger.

Stan looked at the door to the Danger Room, not 20 feet away. This was it. As he and Traban walked to the newly finished Danger Room he couldn't help but be nervous. He hadn't been in that room for 3 years. Traban had moved their training to the backyard, because Magneto and Kenny were going to train Kenny's powers by building the room. Stan knew Magneto could do it himself the way Traban talked about the man, but he didn't say anything about it.

Stan was also nervous, much more so, because today he'd see Kyle… and the others for the first time in 4 years. He saw Bebe and Tweek daily, but he wondered how the others were doing. He wanted to know if Kyle had changed, so when he had to go to the Professor, the man only told him, 'Kyle is fine and you will see him soon.' Stan knew Kyle was fine, but wanted to know more. Everyone knew Kyle was fine, dammit!

Stan's mind frozen as he thought that. Kyle was fine, but that sounded totally gay. Kyle was always the girly-looking one, but that's what Stan liked about Kyle. That, his brains, his feisty attitude, and his able to control his emotions the way he did. Wait a second, where did all this come from. He meant Kyle was fine, as in he was okay, not that his super-best friend was hot. Even though, he was hot to look at.

Stan ducked under an open palm from Traban and dodged a kick to his chest. He spun to the side as Traban lashed out with a back-hand, but was caught for guard by the Traban spinning with a second one. Stan was back-handed into the wall creating a crater from his impact. Stan got out of the wall and the 2 then started walking again, as if nothing happened. It was when they reached the Danger Room they got a surprise.

They were the first ones there. 'We're first, son of a bitch!' Stan yelled in his mind. Traban and he were normally known for lateness. The one time he wanted to be the last one and late, he was the fucking first! 'Dammit, God fucking hates me!' Stan thought.

He and Traban waited in silence against the wall near the door. 10 minutes later, Stan was taken by surprise as he was hung upside down in midair. He heard someone laughing and looked toward the source.

It was Kenny with his hand out stretched in his direction. Kenny hadn't changed much by the looks of it. He'd grown taller. He was still a healthy skinny, and still had messy blonde hair that. He had on the same thing as Stan, but a blue jean jacket as well.

"Well someone's a little light on their feet, huh? Were you thinking about me and the 4 years of sex you missed out on that we have to make up?" Kenny asked with a predatory grin on his face. Stan chuckled as Kenny set him on his feet and hugged his friend.

"Sure dude, we got 4 years of sex to make up, now bend over so we can start." Stan said as Kenny smacked his arm playfully.

"What no 'I missed you and Love you, Kenny', or 'I'll take you to dinner first, babe'? I'm breaking up with you Stan, because you only use me for my amazing sex skills and hot body." Kenny said in mock sadness/anger as Stan clutched at his heart and held on to Kenny's arm.

"No Kenny, don't leave me, I need the awesome sex. You can't take that away from me. I'll die from lack of great sex." Stan said as he laughed at the way Kenny stood there with his hand on his hip, just like a chick would in an argument.

"Then die, because you're an insensitive bastard. All you do is give me amazing sex, and then we don't even cuddle afterward. I can get Craig or Cartman. At least they'd cuddle with me after pounding my ass." Kenny said as they both finally broke down laughing hysterically.

"It's a sad day when I find; a hippie and a poor piece of crap, on the floor faggin' it up like this is fucking 'Bruno' or something." Someone said over them.

It was the fat-ass. He was still a fat-ass, but now there was muscle there are well. He was wearing a white t-shirt and blue jeans.

He was next to Butters, who had a distant look on his face as he gazed at Kenny. Butters was the same, except taller and curvier. He had longer hair that stopped at the bottom of his neck. To Stan that look was blank, but Kenny knew it was one of hurt. Kenny got off the ground and hugged and kissed Butters on his cheek. Butter was shocked, but did nothing, but blush and greet Kenny and Stan.

"Did 'cha miss me, Buttercup?" Kenny said as Butters blushed more at the nickname.

"Y-yeah, Kenny, I w-was awful w-worried 'bout 'cha, but Eric h-helped me through it all." Butters said as he glanced at Cartman with the other shrugging, but choosing not to speak. Kenny turned to Cartman and did something he'd never do again.

"Thanks Cartman, for helping Butters." Kenny said with a grateful smile on his face. Cartman and Stan froze for a second, before Cartman nodded to Kenny in welcome. Cartman walked to Kenny as they were shoulder to shoulder, facing opposite directions.

"Don't hurt him, you poor piece of crap, or I'll kill you, and you'll stay dead." Cartman whispered promisingly in Kenny's ear as he was passing Kenny. Kenny didn't even twitch at the venom in Cartman's voice.

"If I do, I'll kill myself over and over to make up for it." Kenny said with Cartman nodding.

"He loves you. Don't miss your chance, and don't hurt him." Cartman said as he finally passed Kenny up to stand on a nearby wall.

"I know, and I won't" Kenny said determinately.

They waited for a few minutes as Magneto came in with Storm, Wendy, Ike, and Craig.

They had grown taller. Storm had grown her hair long and immediately sped off to Traban. She was wearing her normal black jeans, and blue t-shirt. She looked at him and noticed that he had aged for the first time since she met him. He now looked 19. He wore the same thing Stan had on. They hugged each other as she rested her head on his chest and stayed there.

Stan looked at Wendy as she hugged him with all her might, but it didn't affect him as he softly patted her back. She was wearing a buttoned up purple jacket and blue skinny jeans.

"Let Stan go, Wendy. I know you're excited to see him after all this time, but don't overdo it." Craig said in perfect monotone.

Craig had got more muscular and got rid of his hat, but the rest of his style. Same blue and black like before. Ike looked to Craig and then looked at Stan as he waved. Ike then scanned the room for Kyle, but saw that he wasn't there.

Ike had grown a bit of muscle, but then again he was only 9. He wore a white t-shirt and black jeans with white shoes. His hair had grown to cover his head and reach to the bottom of his neck.

All of the occupants of the room greeted each as they waited for the others to arrive. 3 minutes later Emma, Bebe, and Tweek came walking in.

Bebe and Tweek, like the others, had grown to their normal age height. Bebe wore a red t-shirt and blue jeans with black shoes. Tweek had calmed down dramatically over the 4 years. He now only, as they all referred to it, 'tweaked out', in times of high stress, and was extremely smart. Hell he and Craig had even gotten together 3 months ago. Tweek wore a green button up shirt and black pants with black shoes. His hair was straighten and was curvy like all the other 'bottom' boys.

"Hey guys. Where's Kyle?" Tweek asked as he greeted them. On reflex all the teens, except Wendy, turned to Stan at the reminder that Kyle wasn't there.

"He'll be here, just chill Tweek" Craig said as he softly kissed Tweek on the lips with Tweek blushing.

They all waited for about 3 minutes before two people walked through the large metal doorway of the Danger room. They were Kyle and the Professor.

Kyle wore black skinny jeans and a white t-shirt with white shoes. He looked just like a girl now. His hair was straightened and framed his face perfectly. He was curvy and flawed it by wearing the jeans and the tight shirt. 'He's like some super hot flat-chested goddess.' Stan thought as Kyle walked to them, with some sway in his hips. 'I just wanted to grab his ass so badly, and that tight fitting t-shirt, if I could just get five minutes alone with him.' Stan thought before shaking his head. 'No, bad Stan, you don't plan rape on your super best friend! Even if he is beautiful, and hot, and his ass must look amazing it those skinny jeans.' Stan visibly drooled as he looked Kyle up and down.

Kyle saw that all eyes were on him. Kenny gave him his famous 'You're next on my sex list, gorgeous' look, complete with the 'I'm so go to masturbate to you tonight' grin. Cartman was blushing and trying to look away, only to steal glances at him. Craig looked at him and then Tweek and he started whispering things in Tweek's ear that got him smack upside his head, but Tweek answered, "I'll think about it", as he blushed looking at Kyle then at himself.

The girls looked at him like he was a threat that needed to be eliminated, but Bebe did give him a thumbs-up. Wendy glared at him venomously and turned her head away as she rested it on Stan's chest.

Kyle then looked at Stan. Was he… was Stan drooling while he was… checking him out? Kyle blushed at the thought of Stan checking him out. In the 4 years of training he had thought a lot about his super best friend. He meditated on his thoughts for a long time. His mind was a virtual battlefield between love and friendship, but he didn't understand where the love came from. He asked the Professor, but all he got was, "The answer will be made clear someday, but it's not my place to give it to you." Kyle had spend enough time with the man to know that was a cheap coop-out answer and really meant, "Find it yourself or ask someone else." Kyle would find that answer one way, or another.

Kyle walked up to Stan, who gently took Wendy off himself and hugged his best friend in the world. Stan didn't even thing as he let his hands wonder lowly, but it was thanks to telekinesis that Kyle wasn't being felt up right then. Kyle then knew that this was no friendly hug. His arms were around Stan's neck and Stan's hands were on his hips trying to get lower if Kyle stopped holding them in place with his mind. If Kyle wasn't resting his head on Stan's shoulder he wouldn't have seen the evil glare Wendy gave him, but was paying enough attention to react to it as Stan was sniffing him.

It was the roar of thunder which made the 2 break apart. They both looked to see Wendy with a dark storm cloud over her head as she was tapping her foot with her arms folded across her chest.

"I think I'd like some time to the boyfriend I haven't seen in 4 years, Kyle? Do you mind?" Wendy asked barely containing her anger if the cloud was anything to go by. Kyle nodded sheepishly while blushing as Wendy stomped pass him and hugged Stan. Stan never even noticed Wendy as his eyes stayed glued on Kyle's ass as Kyle wanted to Ike and hugged the smaller brother. Kyle's ass was amazing just like Bebe would tell him repeatedly each time he'd ask her about him.

Later That Day:

Nothing of what they did had came to Stan's mind as all he could think of was Kyle. Stan remembered that they battled the machines it the Danger Room, they were given codename and their X-Men uniforms, and he was made team leader along with Kenny. Now he had taken his shower and was back in the first room he had slept in at the mansion. He sat on his bed about to go to sleep.

He looked at the other bed in the room when he heard the door up. He looked and saw it was Kyle with his suitcase and in some girly pajamas which made him look really hot. Kyle floated his suitcase to the bed and had it unpack itself with his mind as he looked at Stan. He then placed one hand on his hip and the other on the doorframe.

"Got room for one more?" Kyle asked with a smirk. Stan stared at Kyle as he looked ready to rape the boy where he stood and nodded dumbly. Kyle giggled like a excited valley girl and jumped at Stan.

The 2 wrestled for a bit, laughing and having a good time, before they lay next to each other. Stan looked over at Kyle as he readied himself for sleep in Stan's bed. Stan just shrugged and got into his spot on the bed with no complaints. Kyle looked to Stan with puppy dog eyes and a girly pouted lip.

"Will you hold me Stan? Just for tonight, will you hold me?" Kyle said as Stan couldn't fight the puppy dog look. He opened his arms and Kyle scooted into them with him and Stan looking into each other's eyes, but before anything could happen they fell asleep.

The Same Time, In Kenny and Butter's Room:

Kenny and Butters were talking on their beds, when all of a sudden Kenny felt a chill go down his spine and a faint pain in his lower regions. Butters looked at Kenny in concern when he fell over in his bed. Butters got off his bed and sat on Kenny's as he rubbed Kenny's arm comfortingly.

"What's wrong Ken? Are you alright?" Butters asked as Kenny sat up and kissed him on his cheek.

"No, Butters, there's a disturbance in the sexual force. 2 people just had the perfect opportunity to bang and didn't." Kenny said like a planet had been blown up. Butters rolled his eyes and let Kenny hold him. Kenny was so ridiculous sometimes.

The Same Time, In Traban's Room:

Traban and Storm were on his bed kissing each passionately, when all of a sudden Traban felt a chill go down his spine and a faint pain in his lower regions. Storm looked worried as Traban fell over in the bed.

"Are you okay? Did I do something wrong?" she asked as he shook his head and sat up holding her in his arms.

"No, Storm, there's a disturbance in the sexual force, 2 people just had the perfect opportunity to bang the hell out each other, and didn't." Traban said as if the universe was crying out in pain.

She pushed him down in the bed and stood up, arms folded over her chest and foot tapped as she had a look of annoyance on her face. He bowed his head and then raised it with the most perfect beaten puppy dog look ever. He used the big brother of the puppy dog look and she gave in as she got on the bed and started their make-out session once again.

Next Chapter: Bayville High!

End of Chapter: Start of Profiles

Code Names:

Stan: Surge (Omega-level)

Kyle: Psych (Omega-level)

Kenny: Magnus (Omega-level)

Butters: Mirror (Alpha-level)

Craig: Torch (Omega-level)

Tweek: Sonic (Omega-level)

Cartman: Coon (Alpha-level)

Wendy: Whirlwind (Alpha-level)

Bebe: Cure (Omega-level)

Ike: Cyro (Alpha-level)

Mutant Levels of Power:

Majesty: Only 7 Worldwide Known mutants EVER (Immortality) (God Level)

Omega: No Flaws or Weaknesses and Mega Powerful (Odd sort of Immortality), (Advanced Level)

Alpha: 1 Flaw or Rare Weakness and Super Powerful (Extended Life), (Above-Average Level)

Beta: 2-5 Flaws or Occasional Weakness and Powerful (Hard to Kill), (Average Level)

Gamma: Several Flaws or Somewhat Weakness and Average Power (Below-Average Level)

Delta: Many Flaws or Weaknesses and Weak (Basic Level)

Epsilon: Flaws, Weaknesses, and Just Discovered Powers (Beginner Level)