AN: Yes, I know, this WAS supposed to be a oneshot BUT, a lovely reviewer asked me to extend it, so I'm gonna try a two shot. This part is much shorter, but eh. Anywhohow, please review!

It's odd you know. He always seems so flustered when I'm around. And, I swear, he calls me for every little thing that happens in his life. Actually, I find it adorable, but, unfortunately, that isn't ok, so I pretend that it's driving me absolutely insane.

I really just can't get enough of his cliche romantics, even though he only uses them on his guests, not on me.

I'm afraid he takes it the wrong way when I call him a fool, but I don't say it in contempt or irritation, it's just my way of showing affection, though.

But, as a member of the Elite Ouran High School Host Club, it is only my job to make ladies happy, not myself, not him. Now, as third born son the Otori family, I have a chance at choice, but that is unlike him as he does not. But even if I can choose, I can't choose him. It wouldn't be right, not among the "blue bloods."

So, you see, it's odd.