Olympian Times
Zeus fires the guard of Olympus
By Zeus
Yesterday I fired the guard of Olympus because he keeps letting annoying demigods in.
Comments Zeus fires the guard of Olympus
Ares "About time. That little guy was such a pain."
Artemis "Good. I am glad that there is one less man in this world."
Aphrodite Why did you have to do that."
16 New Girls join the hunt
By Artemis
Yesterday I am happy to say we saved 16 young girls from love, and I hope to get some more to join soon.
Comments on 16 new Girls join the hunt
Aphrodite "Awww. Artemis you ruined my plan those girls were going to have a lot of romance in their lives."
Artemis "Good. I would hate for those girls to have to go through what you had planned for them."
Athena "Good job Artemis."
Hestia "I agree with Athena."
Demeter "I agree with Hestia."
Percy Jackson defeats Ares again
By Poseidon
Yesterday I am proud to say that my son Percy defeated the God Ares again in a fight.
Comments on Percy Jackson defeats Ares again
Ares "I will beat that little punk next time."
Athena "I am not surprise about that at all."
Artemis "I am not surprised that Percy managed to defeat Ares again because he had done it before when he was only 12."
Hades "LOL that is so funny that a weak demigod can beat an Olympian not that I am surprised though."
Ares You better take that back Hades or I will come and beat you up.'
Hades " never, I will never take that back."
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