Alright here we go Chapter 2 for Leo Xavier Elric: The Winter Alchemist everybody!
Envy-chan: YOU ARE AN EVIL LITTLE DEMON CHILD!
Kenzi: ^_^ I know so I've been told by many
Ed-san: You know Envy you won't win this so give up
Envy glares at Ed mumbling something about stupid shrimps and evil writers
Kenzi: Wait what was that Envy-CHAN?
Envy-chan: WHAT DID YOU CALL ME?
Kenzi: You heard me *smirks*
Ed-san: STFU ALREADY AND SAY THE DISCLAIMER!
Me and Envy both squeak in fear
Kenzi: Ok, ok you do it Envy
Envy-chan: K, Kenzi-senpai does not own anything except me and the shrimp's brat and a PS3, two PS2's and anger issues
Chapter 2 The Morning After Envy's POV
Ugh my head is killing me, I groaned as I pulled myself up in the bed. I could still remember everything from last night and I blushed like a fucking girl. Then I looked over at the knocked out blonde beside me and I could feel myself blush harder.
I looked down I was back to my original form, I quickly scrambled out of the bed trying not to wake sleeping beauty. I found the dress and shoes and ran as fast I could out of the house with as much dignity as I could.
I stayed in East City's outskirts, and waited till the sun rose to get moving again. I made back to the mansion in the forest by the afternoon, I walked through the door and of course Dante was standing there waiting for me. "And where have you been all night?" she asked hotley giving me a dirty look.
I shrugged my shoulders she didn't like this and glared "Just tell me" no way old woman. I walked past her but she grabbed my arm I sighed I was still so tired "I was in East City" I grumbled she hissed "AND what business pray tale did you have there that kept you out all night!".
I said "I just messed around with the locals the usal and I lost track of time and just stayed there" I lied she seemed to buy it and nodded "Fine but next time call or something" she snapped and let me go.
I quickly ran for the staris and went straight to my room. But first BATHROOM! That alchoal was making me nauseous, I am never drinking again.
When I was sure I wouldn't throw up I walked back to bed and laid back down. I heard loud clicking of heels ugh why did they all of a sudden decied to stop for vist especially since my headache is back? God or whoever is up there must hate me…
I rolled over on my side and faced the stainglass windows hopefully they wouldn't come in here. But then the door knob turned dammit all! "ENVY!" Gluttony cried in childish glee and jumped on top of me "AGH GET OFF GLUTTONY YOU'RE TO OLD FOR THIS SHIT GET OFF DAMMIT!" I snarled ramming my fist into the side of his head. He flew across the room and hit the wall cracking it "WAAAAAHH ENVY-SAN IS MEAN!" he wailed I glared at him "Grow the fuck up" I snapped throwing a book at him.
He dogged it and scrambled out of the room "LUST ENVY-NII-SAN IS SO MEAN TO ME!" I heard him wail at Lust I heard her walking to the door "Envy-chan why did you hit Gluttony he was just happy to see you" she said leaning against the wall "He jumped on top of me and I am having a huge headache and I don't want to be bothered so if ya don't mind GET THE HELL OUT!" I practically shouted at her.
She of course ignored me "Ne, you PMSing again?" she asked I felt my blood boil I am not some kind of woman. "NO I AM NOT PMSING I NEVER HAVE PMSED SO FUCK YOU AND SHOVE THAT NEXT COMMENT OF YOUR UP YOUR ASS!" I screamed she didn't seemed phased at all.
"Envy I just wanted to inform you that me and Gluttony are staying here for two weeks, and don't worry those two weeks will be gone before you know it and then we will be gone and off chasing the Elrics" she said and turned on her heel and exited the room, slamming the door behind her.
Great just fucking great now those two would be looking over my back every single day. I grumbled some more before I felt myself getting to tired to sit up. I fell back against the pillows, my eyelids slipping closed.
_Ok there you have it Chapter 2 hope you liked it
Envy-chan: Ugh when will the torture start?
I blinked in an innocent way
Envy-chan: DON'T ACT STUPID I KNOW YOU'RE PLANING ON MAKING ME PREGNANT AND TORTURING ME TO NO END!
Me: Mah, mah Envy it's ok it will be quick and merciful
Ed-san: She's lying I see her fingers behind her back
Me: Shut it Ed I can make you the uke real quick don't tempt me
He puts his hands up Ed-san: No-no I think I'll pass on that
Me: (smirks) that's what I thought
Envy-chan: Hmpf whateva I don't have any say in this anyway evil authoress (glares daggers at little o'l me)
Me: You got that right buddy (glomps him)
Ed-san: HEY HE'S MY UKE GET OFF HIM!
Me and Envy blink at him
Envy: Um… akward
Me: Yea I am gonna forget I heard that
Ed-san: DON'T YOU GUYS TELL ANYONE GOT IT!
Me: Promise anyway away from the drama, you guys know the drill review and if you guys have any ideas please don't esitate to mention them ok bye bye or as they say in Japan sayonara!