I opened my eyes to see a blue sky and clouds. Blinking I sat up looking around, only to see that I was surrounded by trees. 'Where am I?' I thought confused by my surroundings. Remembering what happened I looked down at my hand to see what I grabbed.
"Wow. I grabbed the assignment I got in English and a pencil...Well I suppose it means that I can use it as a log to record what happens." I said out loud to myself. I got up and started walking off in a random direction. You might think this stupid, but my thoughts on this action are 'I'm bound to run into something right?'. I kept walking until I heard something coming this way. All of a sudden a dude on a golden chariot was coming at me with what looked like the sun behind it. I dived out of the way before I got hit, only to be hit by two flying creatures with two things flying on them. With an "Oof!" I flew behind them getting tangled up in chains in the process. It seemed that they didn't notice as they kept flying higher. It caused the chains to wrap around me in a way to make it look like I wasn't even there.
After about three minutes I started to feel really hot. I heard laughter from two different...things.
"Hades is gonna be really happy now!" something with a scratchy voice said.
"Yea! Maybe he'll even give us paychecks!" a slightly panicked voice said. 'You know they sound just like Pain and Panic.' I thought as we flew to only God knows where. I think it was about a half hour later before I heard voices again.
"Here's the sun boss!" the two voices said at the same time.
"Good work boys. Remind me yo give you a raise." a new voice said.
"Is that James Woods?" I unknowingly questioned aloud. I heard a shifting noise and a "What else did you two bring here?"from who I think is James Woods in an irritated tone.
"We d-don't k-know boss." said the one with the panicked voice.
"You don't know? What do you mean you don't know?" "James Woods" yelled at them.
"W-well your ghoulishness, we thought we only brought the sun." said the one with a scratchy voice.
"Well obviously you didn't! Now go over there and find out what it is!" "James Woods" as I heard something flare up.
"Y-yes b-boss!" both of the voices said at the same time. I felt the chains around me start being quickly undone. When the chains were undone I fell to what I found to be a rocky floor face first. I groaned and sat up rubbing my head. Looking up I saw someone who looked like Hades of Disney's Hercules. I blinked while looking up at him. He looked down at me, and then turned red with flames surrounding him.
"You brought back a mortal!" he yelled at something next to me. Looking next to me I saw two imps, who looked like Pain and Panic, cowering in fear.
"W-we're s-sorry." Panic said with fear in his voice.
"Yea we'll do better next time." Pain said with the same fear in his voice. I blinked again and looked between Hades, Pain, and Panic.
"Okay I'm dreaming. You guys aren't real so I have to be dreaming." I said standing up. Hades turned his proper blue color and looked at me, along with Pain and Panic.
"What do you mean not real? I'm standing right here. If you don't believe me babe, then you wouldn't feel this" Hades said then pinched my arm. 'Ow' was my only thought as I rubbed my arm where he pinched me.
"Okay, so maybe I'm not dreaming." I said as I stopped rubbing my shoulder.
"Like I said earlier babe, your not dreaming." Hades said rolling his eyes as if saying "stupid mortal".
"Stop calling me babe." I said glaring at him.
"Well it's not like I know your name babe." he said smirking at me.
"My name is Kyoukan." I said giving him a death glare.
"Hades, Lord of the Dead. How's it going?" Hades said with his usual introduction.
"I'm fine except I'm in the underworld, and surrounded by Disney characters!" I said slowly raising my voice till I was yelling. "All I wanted to do was my God damn homework assignment! Now I'm surrounded by Mr. Flame of the Loom and his minions!" I yelled getting angry. Hades' eye twitched as he looked down at Pain and Panic.
"Get her out of here. A mortal is of no use to us unless their dead." Hades said then walked off.
Pain and Panic escorted me out of the underworld, and I looked out at the dark black world before me.
"Y'know I could get used to this." I said walking around. 'Woo, now I'm on an adventure to find civilization. Isn't that fun' I thought as I walked off.
Authors Note: Thank you to all of you who like and support this story. And Black Rose, my character looks like you? Wow, well then we look a lot a like 'cause this character was based off me. Also I was Thinking of keeping this story up but doing another version of it. In my opinion the other one is more interesting. But I will Put a vote up to see who likes this one , if you prefer this one I'll just wait to put the other one up. Also I'm sorry for how short the chapter is. I'm super busy so i don't have that much time.