Here comes the one-shot chapter that centers on everybody's favorite character, the person who is far from a model police officer and will fuck you up faster than you can say police brutality.
The man and the legend himself, Rintaro Akuta!
If you're a woman, he'll try to fuck you no matter what...as long you're not older than he is.
Don't believe me? Just ask Miu.
Follow our "hero" whose adventures begins one morning at the police station who was doing...some stuff when he and his colleague notice a bunch of people gathering around what seems to be a child street performer who literally dropped from the sky without any injuries. That's when it turns out things isn't what it seems when the street performer begins to massacre people and can't be stopped with a mere gun shot.
This event would change the policeman's life forever as he and the chief battles their way against the evil magical girls raining down from the sky and a horde of zombies in a desperate hope for survival.
In the end, only one of them will live...I sure wonder who it'll be, do you? Either way, Akuta doesn't give a shit as long it's not him to bites the dust.
Brace yourselves for a bitter disappointment as you'll learn that your favorite rapist cop didn't in fact rape those two women at the mall!
That's right people, he's still a virgin. Man, that would explain everything...but still, it doesn't change the fact that he pulled down his pants when he saw those dead bodies lying there before the characters from the main series walked right in on him ready to do his business.
So yeah, he's still fucked up.
Starring:
Quagmire (Rintaro Akuta)
Some police officer even Akuta doesn't care about (Tsutsumi)
Candy (the first victim in the one-shot)
Face/Off (the magical girl who blows people's face off)
The House of Wax (the magical girl who trapped Tsutsumi)
'It sure sucks to be you' salute
Magical~
"Dark Web" snuff porn (dead women at the mall)
Cameo (characters from the main series)
and...
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWBS! (Yoruka)
Rintaro Rising!
Dude really need to watch the final episode of School Days. If he keeps on rejecting a former loli-turned 28 year old chick with a magical sword, chances are there will be a nice looking boat in their future.