Sasori was reapplying the poison and fixing his Hiruko puppet when Deidara suddenly burst through the door.

"Sasori! Come quick! Its an emergency!" Deidara screamed, pulling on Sasori's cloak.

"Tell me what's going on first" Sasori asked calmly.

"THERE'S A FIRE GOING ON! USE YOUR POISON TO EXTINGUISH IT!" Deidara yelled again, pulling harder on Sasori's cloak.

Sasori pulled Deidara off of him and ran out of his room and into the doorway of the main hall. He saw no fire and Tobi and Kisame sitting in chairs.

"Where's the fire-" Sasori said before being soaked in water from above, he looked up and saw a bucket hanging above the doorway.

Kisame Tobi and Deidara were laughing and laughing at their successful prank.

"MY MAN SASORI, THAT WAS SO BASIC AND YOU STILL FELL FOR IT!" Deidara said, laughing and laughing while pointing at the soaked Sasori.

"I hate you people" Sasori said calmly before attempting to walk back to his room, but as he walked in he was coated in peanut butter and feathers from above.

"SASORI-SAN FELL FOR IT AGAIN!" Tobi said, laughing and struggled to breathe.

"SERIOUSLY GUYS?" Sasori yelled trying to wipe the peanut butter off his eyes so he could see. He looked in the mirror and looked like a mud monster and chicken had a baby.

Tobi was on the floor laughing hysterically while Kisame was struggling hard to keep his laughter in while Deidara joined was also on the floor with Tobi.

"MAN YOUR SUPPOSE TO BE A S RANK CRIMINAL BUT YOUR REACTION TIMES SUCK!" Deidara screamed while laughing.

Sasori was getting angry, this was getting out of hand. He exited his room and walked past everyone else to the bathroom where he could wash up.

He took off his cloak and shoes and hopped in the shower and turned the faucet on.

The water was purple. Sasori freaked out and thought he spilled his poison or something but realized the purple water was coming from the shower head. He quickly turned off the water and checked the mirror.

He was purple.

He was PURPLE.

"Why... WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?" Sasori screamed, trying to rub the purple off of him. Kisame and Tobi burst through the door laughing and pointing at Sasori while Deidara revealed himself from a pile of towels and repeatedly pulled on Sasori's hair.

He was not amused. He quickly left the room and went to go tell Pain that his members are acting like immature idiots and pranking him.

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As he walked into Pain's room he saw nothing there but two chairs and someone in one of them. He just assumed it was Pain and walked into the room further.

"Sit down Sasori" Pain said, keeping his face hidden from view.

Sasori carefully poked the beanbag chair and checked it for traps, realizing it was just an ordinary beanbag he sat down.

"What brought you here today Sasori?" Pain asked, smoking on a fancy pipe.

Sasori crossed his legs and tried to find a comfortable position in the beanbag.

"Sir, Tobi Kisame and Deidara are acting like idiots and playing pranks on everyone!" Sasori yelled, clearly angry.

"I see... Were your parents mean to you?" Pain asked, blowing smoke into the air.

"What?" Sasori said, clearly confused at the question.

"I was talking about the pranks, what the hell are you talking about Pain?" Sasori added, trying to maneuver in the beanbag chair.

"And how do you FEEL about that?" Pain asked, snickering loudly.

Sasori felt as if something was off like last time.

"Uhh... Pain? Your acting strange..." Sasori asked. trying to sneak a peek at his face.

"THATS BECAUSE I'M NOT PAIN!" Kisame said, turning the chair around to reveal himself wearing a fancy tophat with a monocle and fancy pipe in one hand and a device with a button in the other.

"YOUR ALL CRAZY!" Sasori screamed, trying to run out but was stopped when he couldn't move.

Kisame laughed maniacally as he pressed the button and launched Sasori out a conveniently placed hole in the roof.

Sasori screamed as he flew through the sky and landed in Kumogakure.

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Kisame and Tobi were waiting for Sasori to return while Deidara stayed back with a backup prank JUST in case.

Sasori slowly walked up to the houses battered and his cloak torn apart.

"Whew boy. Kumo-nin sure do hate sure do hate Sasori-san!" Tobi said, slightly chuckling at the sight of Sasori's condition.

"I was interrogated, beaten, tortured. All because of you three!" Sasori roared angrily, sending death looks at Tobi and Kisame.

"DAMN YOU ALL. DAMN YOU ALL TO AMEGAKURE!" Sasori screamed, stomping his way inside the house.

As he walked inside Deidara threw an entire buckets worth of sticky Caramel onto Sasori.

"" Sasori screamed and ran out of the house.

He ran and ran until no one could see him.

"Geez Deidara-senpai. Did we go too far?" Tobi asked, keeping a chuckle in.

"Nah, he'll be back tomorrow" Deidara replied, and with that they all went back to their rooms and slept.

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Sasori returned at 4 AM.

He threw off his cloak, revealing his puppet body.

A scroll on his back dissipated and two pipes came out of Sasori's palms.

He then proceeded to burn down Tobi Kisame and Deidara's rooms.

"WERE SORRY WERE SORRY WERE SORRY WERE SORRY WERE SORRYYYYYY" They all screamed in unison as they tried to put out the fires on themselves.

"Don't prank me ever again" Sasori said with wide eyes and a cold tone.