A/N – Still don't own Twilight. I can only dream of being as creative to dream up that kind of shit.
So I was going to wait a full week but I decided that I would give you all this one day early because maybe ill start on the next chapter early then… we will see. I don't have much to say this time except that I sooo happy and shocked at how many of you favorite'd this story. Makes me all excited on the inside and just gets me in the mood to write more….. Now if only I can remember what I drunkenly did with my notebook on Saturday night that has my outlines in it… OOPS!
All the chapter lengths will very, depending on my mood and where ever I wanna cut off. This one quite a lot shorter then the last but there is always a reason for that…
AS always thanks to Twilightbyus! I cant wait till you are all settled with your move to come give me some mental support and shit for the next chapter being written! LOL….
Chapter 2
Fiancé? He really just said Fiancé? What the fuck! Holy shit! Mother Fucker!
Okay Bella get your act together.
Smile. Don't fidget.
What I really want to do is kick that mother fucking cocksucker straight in his balls, bruising his perfect cock. Yes, the one that just had me screaming for more earlier today on top of my desk. Filling me-
Fuck, I cannot be thinking about that shit right now.
I looked at the pretty lady and held my hand out to shake hers.
Crap!
I did my left fucking hand and out of the corner of my eye I catch the sparkle of a diamond on her finger.
As I do all that I keep a smile on my face, when really, deep down I am seething with jealously and about to over flow with rage.
"Hello, nice to meet you." She says.
Damn I don't think I could listen to that voice all day. It's just too fucking squeaky! And here I thought that Alice, Emmett's sister, was bad with all the high excitement in her voice all the time but this is almost as bad a Fran Drescher. The only thing with Fran is that the voice is just her and you learn to love it but this is fucking hell. Someone get me some fucking ear plugs. Please and thank you.
"Nice to meet you too."
Lie. Lie. Lie.
I glanced over at Rose who looks like she is about to have a damn coronary.
"What department are you in?" She asks me.
I look back over and she is still wearing her friendly smile. I need to get the hell away from here and fucking fast too. It's taking everything in my willpower not to look at that asshole and slap him in the face. Or maybe spit in his eyes. The only thing holding me back from not lashing out on his ass is that my boss is standing right next to us.
Oh yeah I was asked a question.
"Oh umm English."
Idea!
"Which you just reminded me. I forgot I have some papers on my desk that I needed to take home and grade tonight."
I see Rose relax a bit, still holding back laughter, while Assface tenses up even more. Come on it was the first day of school, who the hell in their right mind had papers to grade besides crazy ass old Mrs. Hunter.
"Oh jumping right now aren't you?" Mr. Cullen asked me.
Crap. Now I look like a damn over achiever.
"Oh nothing big. Just little quizzes. Well I'll catch up with you guys later. Nice meeting you Tanya," I say with a hint of bitchy. "And I'll see you around Emmett."
I turned without giving him a glance. Gosh I feel like such a dirty whore right about now.
"Wait, Bella!" Emmett yells at me. "Are you coming out with us tonight?"
I was unable to stop myself from laughing, this whole thing was just way too fucked up. Worst situation to ever be stuck in. I did not even worry about answering him. Rose could deal with it, I just needed to get away.
Rose. If that bitch knew this whole time she was going to find my heel straight in her ass. But then again, Rose was my best friend, there is no way in hell that she would let me get into a mess like this. Well unless I deserved it. But I dont. The drunken night, whatever. Worse has happened when you give me too much alcohol. But again today, now knowing that I was going to have to see this guy everyday at work, I would have thought otherwise.
Everyday! Fuck. My. Life.
This dude is like one of my bosses.
Yeah it's a private school and having married people are working here together is not unheard of. Hell some have met here. But if something like this gets out it's going to be bad. The high morals this school has are shot to hell.
Fuck.
Fuck.
Fuck.
As soon as I reached my room, I quickly shut myself inside. In shock, I sank into the closest student desk and laid my head down. This was so fucked up. I am so screwed. No Pun intended there, thank you. Earlier he said that he wanted to see me again.
He had to be fucking kidding right?
Ass wad is engaged. Was I supposed to be just some after school special fuck buddy? Dude is getting married! She's nice, I think, and gorgeous, just take the voice away. He, fuck, he's such a bastard.
A bastard with an amazing, magical peen.
Ugh!
All I could do was groan at my stupidity.
I'm so fucked. Fucked. Fucked. Fucked. Again no Pun!
I have no idea how long I stay there trying to impact my forehead into the desk when I heard my classroom door open. I just turned my head to glance, not even finding it in me to lift my head.
"Holy shit dude! What the fuck was that!" Rose slams the door and comes to sit in front of me.
The sound of the door shutting felt like a kick to my brain.
Yay for massive growing headache from this crappy shit.
"Seriously?" She asked. "Seriously?"
"Ugh, what the hell." I buried my face back into the desk. "Rose you better tell me right fucking now that you had no idea about this cause I swear."
"Fuck NO! If I knew that do you really think I would have found this afternoon that amusing? Hell Bella."
"When did you?"
"I found out just a few minutes before you walked up. If I wasn't in so much shock and trying not to shit myself I would have ripped his damn balls off. Well that and people were walking by. I think that was the first time that Emmett met her as well."
"Really? Aren't they like, close though?"
I always had the impression that Emmett and his cousin were basically best friends. Assuming that this is the same cousin.
"Yeah growing up they were but Edward has been in Seattle for years and they haven't talked a lot lately. Not until he decided to move back. Even then he didn't mention it to me. You know as well I do how much Emmett likes to gossip. There is no way in hell that he would have been able to keep this to himself. If he did he is going to have some major explaining to do tonight. But this is right now is not funny at all." She paused. "Okay well maybe is sort of is when you think of it."
"Rose," I slapped her on her arm.
"Hey! Don't hit me! Come on Bella, it's the guys first day working here and he already made the worst possible ass out of himself."
"No one can find out about this Rose," I begged her with my eyes.
"I'm not fucking retarded B. Oh but you better not expect me to keep this from Em. Cause there is no way in hell that's happening. I fully intend on Emmett giving him a swift ass kicking," Rose smiled at me.
If I didn't know Rose so well this is where I would have started begging and pleading for her not to do anything and just let it be but that was not going to happen. Rose is a grudge holder and once you got on her bad side or piss her off, its hell until she feels like you may have had enough.
"Whatever," I mumbled and rolled my eyes at her.
"So," she leaned forward, propping herself up on her elbows. "What all happened this afternoon?"
I raised my eyebrow at her.
Seriously? That the last damn thing that I want to relive and now is when she wants details.
Gah what a bitch.
"He came in here, reminded me of the weekend, fucked me on my desk, got us both off, then it was done." I saw the disappointment in her eyes from the fact that I was not telling her the way she wanted. "Well then we can't forget about his comment of seeing him again."
"Over my dead body!"
I pressed my lips into a smile.
"Wait! You aren't actually thinking about it are you?"
I laughed at the thought.
"To be honest I was earlier today, yeah. But fuck no, not anymore. I'm not some two-bit tramp that screws like that. Well at least not until this weekend," I placed my head in my hands.
"Biggest question right now is, how did you not know that it was him this weekend when we were out?" The dude was her husband's cousin for god's sake.
"Never met him before this morning," she responded.
"How?"
"Like I said, he had been in Seattle and he never made it here for the wedding. Yeah I will admit that I saw pictures of him and shit and when I saw him today that's when it hit me of why I thought he looked familiar but still. So you can't throw that one on me either."
Then it was like the reality of it really hit her.
"Shit. You have to work with that asshole everyday now and, like, see his nasty ass," she slumped back in her chair, "Fuck."
We sat in silence for a few minutes lost in thought. Mine was solely focus on how screwed up this is.
"Did you use protection?" Rose broke the silence.
I bit my lip and fought looking up at her.
"Bella! Are you fucking kidding me? What the fuck!" She yelled.
Her faced was turning to crazy red and I was surprised she wasn't foaming at the mouth.
But then her hand met the side of my head.
"Dude what the hell?" I yelled back at her.
"Are you stupid? Could you just imagine. What if? Oh Jesus. If you..." she paused, shaking her head. "If you fucking get pregnant from this shit, I fucking swear to you, I will-"
I cut her off.
"Rose! I'm not that fucking stupid you damn moron. Birth Control you idiot! Slow your fucking roll. I'm the one who should be freaking out about all this not you. Yeah ,yeah diseases shit like that. Don't even try lecturing me on this shit. It was the fucking heat of the moment thing going on. You can't blame me. Gosh I don't really want to get into it and shit but fuck it was good," I bite my lip and looked back at my friend.
She smiled wickedly back at me. "Now I am happy that the guy gave you two good days of sex because let's face it, you were seriously needing some. Denny was seriously on the verge of busting any day."
Oh she just had to bring my night stand friend into this.
"But even though all that I don't change that I am seriously plotting cutting his balls off and feeding them to my dogs."
"Who the fuck balls are you cutting off? Cause I swear I did nothing wrong," Emmett appears in the doorway.
"Don't worry baby not yours," Rose motioned for him to come into the room.
"Oh thank god because I swear one of these days, if I really piss her off enough, she is really going to chop them. Let's just pray that she waits till after we reproduce. I don't want all my fishes completely going to waste," He walked in to the room, standing next to us. "So if it's not me, then whose balls are we cutting off?"
"We?"
"You little ladies know that you are going to need all this meat to hold the dude down. So yes, we," He wiggled his eyebrows at us.
Rosalie had a giant smirk grow on her face. This was it. She wasn't even going to wait for me to be out of the area.
"Your cousin," she told him.
"My cousin? Edward?"
Rose nodded in response to him.
"What the fuck did he do?"
"Emmett, sweetie, I think you should sit down for this."
He did as told. "Now when exactly did Edward get engaged?"
"Last month or some shit like that I think. Why?"
"And how long have they been together?"
"Sometime after the last time he came home for a visit. So a few years.," he replied to her again.
"Hum… So around the time that he started seeing her, he could no longer come home anymore. Sounds kind of fishy to me, but off the subject anyways. Em, baby, was Edward a man whore growing up?" she asked him another damn question.
"He had his conquest but I am not sure if that's what he was. What is going on here?" he looked back and forth between us both.
"Oh for fucks sake Rosalie enough with the interrogation already let's just fucking tell him," I yelled at her.
"Tell me what?"
"I met your sleazy ass cousin this weekend."
"Really? Oh Yeah! Rose told me that you got some bump and grinned on Saturday," he winked at me.
Que the eye roll.
"Well it was him."
"Who?"
"Edward you idiot!" Rose yelled at him.
"What?"
"Yes Emmett, it was your nasty ass cousin who hit it this weekend. But wait it doesn't stop there. He got it again this afternoon. On my desk," Em's jaw dropped then slowly turned his head to look at my desk for a few seconds then back to us. Never shutting his mouth.
"Yeah exactly. No mention of being with someone or anything and actually said that he wanted to continue seeing me. Then after school the bastard is there with a fucking fiancé. So yeah his balls are the ones we are after."
I finally took a breath.
"Dude,"
He sits back and didn't speak for a few moments. "I'm going to kill that mother fucker."
He gets up to leave the room.
"Emmett! Don't you dare! Get your ass back here and sit the hell down!" Rose yells at him. "You will not do anything! Do you hear me?"
"But-"
"But nothing! Trust me I want nothing more than to run out there with a dirty, oiled up tool and shove it right where the sun will never shine but I am not going to do that because, really, we can't."
"Well why not?"
I swear he is pouting.
"Bella, Emmett. If you were to go out there and make a big scene then people will find out and we can't do that to Bella."
"Thank you," I smile at her.
"Yeah well don't even try to act like I am happy that I have to just sit here and act like nothing happened. Well, no thats not true because in time that man will be getting what he has coming to him up. That will take time and I don't want to do it in any way that will cause a scene nor do I want shit going around about you through the school. I don't even want to imagine what people would say.
"But it is whatever. Emmett, babe, I know you wanna have words with him and by all means, I will not stop you. That is your fucked up family right there but not here. Not where someone can over hear you and it can get around. That's the last thing that anyone needs. And I am sure that he is expecting something to happen. The boy was scared shitless when Bella walk up to us and was getting introduced to her. Boy lost all color from his face and I swear he was going to keel over. Not to mention the fear on his face the entire time Bella was standing there." She turned to then look at me. "As soon as you walked away he let out a huge fucking breath. He totally thought that you were going to bust him out right then and there.
"However, this is not going to slide. Emmett if you do say something to him don't let it be tonight or, you know what, not tomorrow even. Let him sulk for a few days. Right now he thinks that he is going for the day. I bet you anything that he comes and tries to find you," she's talking to me again, "tomorrow and try to talk about it. There would be two things that could happen with that talk. First is that he would want to see if you are going to tell and let it get back to her. Second, is that he could be a total dog and try to continue to see you like he had wanted. But let's not let him had a chance to say anything. Avoid him at all cost. After a few days he may think that it could be a blow over and then when it calms back down is when Em would step in. Give him a good scare."
I sat for a few minutes looking between the two of them. Thinking that Rose was completely nuts. Days? We are to wait days?. Why does this sound like the stupidest idea ever?
"Rose, what the hell. Why are we waiting days? I could just let him come here again tomorrow and then just give it to him them," I paused turn to Emmett. "A piece of my mind Emmett, don't even try it."
"Dude you weren't even looking at me, how did u know?"
Yeah, all he got was my bitch-face in return.
"Anyways, but yeah why can't I just get it over and done with then?" I asked Rose.
"Because this is way more fun! Duh Bella. We need some entertainment around here anyways and this will be fun. I love making a man squirm," She winks at me.
"Hey babe, can you please not talk about making my cousin squirm. Eww. That's just nasty. But seriously why do I have to wait?"
"You really don't listen well do you?" I asked him.
I got his big toothy grin in return. "Fine I'll wait. But can we go out now?"
"I am not going out with all those people."
"No shit. Just us three. Let's go. Bar. Now. We need shots!"
And with that we left, off to one of Emmett's crazy hang out spots. When we left my classroom we were lucky to exit without running into anyone.
Well anyone of importance, we'll say.
Then when we got outside, Emmett immediately called his father to tell him that they would not be joining them for dinner. The excuse I purposely ignored listening to because I did not even want to know what kind of crazy ass story he would come up. At the moment my eye was on the prize.
Shots with Emmett.
That was how I found myself later that night; with two of my most favorite people in that world. Drunk off our asses, on a school night. But it was a good thing that we started early because even in our intoxication it was only 7:30 in the evening. All three for us were about to hit our limit. Tequila shots were being passed all around. At the beginning Rose was trying to hold back and take it easy for drive us later but that ended quickly. Emmett can be good with cajole. So at this time I think Rose is about ten shots in and Emmett and I lost track at thirteen.
Yes, I am surprise that I am still walking.
However, dancing makes it easier. If you trip like I keep doing you can just make it look like a dance move. At least that's what Emmett does every time that he has to catch me from almost hitting my face on the floor.
Oh did I mention that we were also drinking beers in between shots. Yup. Oh but don't worry the bartenders gave us some food at some point. And I am pretty sure that I did eat a burger. Or maybe it was just a bite of it.
Shit.
Oh well who cares. But I totally want to hit up McDonalds after this! Ranch Chicken Sandwich thing, Milkshake and Fries to dip in it. YUMMMM!
Rose and Emmett are dancing behind me and I see the door open. OH! It's still light outside!
When we are finally ready to leave an hour later we have an issue. Guess what that is! We can't drive. Taxies are a pain in the ass because we have to take one in the morning to school and then here after to get our cars. Wow I put that together!.
"Alice!" Rose shouts.
"Yesshh." Emmett grabs his phone to call his tiny crazy ass sister.
Whoo. That woman doesn't even have to be drunk to be acting like us. I have only met the girl once and I know all of this.
Before long a bouncy little thing is trailed by a blond headed person. Fuck Emmett and I took two more shots between when he called them and now. Ha. Ha. We are awesome like that. Don't judge us because you cant hang..
Someone gets my car keys and I am following them out, while being pushed so I won't take dancing breaks.
Once we get outside I can no longer avoid the void of food in my stomach. "JIMMY JOHN'S! FREAKY GOOD FREAKY FAST! LET"S GET MCDONALDS!" I scream on the way to the car.