Bella
Edward
Emmet
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What's up guys? I'm going to join your little passing notes thangy!
Thangy?
Thangy. That's right. You have a problem, little bro?
Yes I do. How about you Bella?
THANGY. IT RHYMES WITH MANGY.
Hey Edward, is Bella ok?
OOMPA LOOMPA DOO DEE DO DE. (does the willy wonka oompa loompa dance)
Apparently not.
Bella, dear, are you feeling well?
Bella is not here.
What do you mean?
I ate Bella.
Bella, quit fooling around. I know it is you.
Like I said the last time: I AM THE PERSON WHO ATE BELLA.
Hehe. (nervous laughter)
Bella, quit it.
Did you know Bella taste like chicken?
Bella! I know its you! You're right beside me!
Shut up. I'm logging off MSN now.
This isn't MSN. We 're just passing notes.
Whatever Shemedward! (storms away)
(laughing) Nice, Edward. You totally did it this time.
Shut up.
What?!?
SHUT UP! Shut up! Shut up!
Bet I can still beat you at arm wrestling.
I don't care! Shutupshutupshutup!!!!
Aww, is Edward…crying?
( wipes tear away) I wasn't crying.
Yes you were.
Shuttie uppie. No I wasn't.
Yes you were. And stop with the 'shut up'. You're starting to make me believe that's the only word you know.
Totally not!
Totally!
Be quiet.
No, YOU be quiet.
Jackass.
Wackass.
Wackass?!? What was that?!?
It's a mixture between a wacko and ass. Get it?
No.
What?
No.
Quit saying no.
No.
( throws hands in air) I'm outta here. (stalks off)
(now alone on the couch) Oompa loompa doo dee dum doop.
(silence) This sucks.