Part 2: Love Revealed
"OMG OMG OMG!" cried Louis, while flailing his arms and still attempting to walk with his sparkly short shorts at his ankles.
Bill quickly hid Hannah Montana's body behind a rotting plotting plant, knowing what effect it might have on Louis. Louis had an obsession with Hannah Montana and seeing her dead would kill him. But it was too late...
"Um, what. is. THAT?!!" screamed Louis, his big brown eyes becoming shiny with fresh tears. That blonde hair and sparkly clothing looked all too familiar to Louis. Then he realized, that body behind the rotting plotting plant was HANNAH MONTANA!
"YOU!" cried Louis, pointing at Bill, "How could you do this to me?!"
Bill then tried to explain in his old- man gruff voice, "God damn it, she was a witch and she made all them people gay with her "pop music"!" Bill's eyes were fierce and angry. "Louis, I know about you and Francis! and it hurt..."
They all looked at Bill with confused eyes.
"You hurt me Louis," continued Bill, "You hurt me when you got together with Louis....making me hate any gay person...because I wanted you!"
Zoey and everyone else looked at Bill with a shocked expression. But then Zoey walked up to Bill and slapped him across the face. "How could YOU?" She asked. They all turned to Zoey confused.
"I LOVE LOUIS!" exclaimed Zoey. They all couldn't help but stare at her. I mean, have you seen him?!" she continued, "Those big, sexy eyes...that chocolate skin..."
~this was about to get awkward~
Louis , who still had his Hannah Montana sparkly short shorts at his ankles, said, "Damn, I knew I was damn fine, but DAMN!"
Francis decided then to jump into the conversation, "EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK OFF!!" he said protectively, "This man is mine only! Everyone try to plow MY man will get a shotgun blast to the face!"
Louis stared at Francis in disbelief, "You really mean that?!"
"Of course I do baby." Francis met Louis' glare with his blue eyes, "....I love you Louis!!!"
Little blue diamonds came rolling down Louis' cheeks, "Francis, you're the only hard-ass for me." Louis then embraced Francis in the most homo way by picking him up then spinning him around. "Baby boy, " said Louis, "Let's be together FOREVAR!"
They each smiled with twinkles in their eyes then skipped off to go back to the van they were originally behind.
Bill and Zoey just stared, gaping, and shocked at what had just happened.
As soon as the couple disappeared behind the van, Francis backhanded Louis. "Have you been encouraging them, Louis?! yelled Francis.
"WHAT! Honey bunches, you know you're the only for me!" said Louis as he was ripping open his white button shirt, revealing a blood and cum stained Zac Efron t-shirt.
Francis stood staring at the shirt, "You know I love that shirt you wear, " saying seductively
~cue the porn music~
