I DON'T OWN KINGDOM HEARTS! GO AWAY! (Swats away lawyers with Buster Sword)
Cloud: Give it back! You already have the Masamune!
Uber Otaku: Finder's keeper's, loser's weeper's! (Uber Otaku hops on Fenrir and rides away)
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"Leeeeeeooooooon! Why won't you go out with me?" asked Yuffie as she was talking to Leon. "Get some longer hair," he replied," and then we'll talk."
"Why? What's wrong with it now?" she asked. "Well…" Leon hesitated, "It-it-it-it-it-it-it-i-" BAM! At that point, Cid whacked Leon with a stick. "OW! But thanks anyway." "Anytime!" said Cid. "Now, it looks like Marluxia needs some whackin'!" BAM! Marluxia yelled, but no one really cared. "Alright, you can do this, even if it will make her break out into tears." Leon told himself. "Yuffie, your haircut is a bowl cut, therefore…YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE RELATED TO ROCK LEE!" he screamed.
"BY THE FLAMES OF YOUTH, I DON'T LOOK LIKE ROCK LEE! YOSH!" cried Yuffie, thus proving she was related to Rock Lee.
Then, out of nowhere ROCK LEE poofed in! Well, not really out of nowhere. It turns out Kiba was hosting a party next door, so Lee just threw a smoke bomb and came in through the door. "Yuffie!" he yelled. "After ten long years I have found you again! Come home, father is waiting!" Then Gai suddenly poofed in! "THIS IS SUCH A WONDERFUL REUNION!!" "LEE!" "GAI SENSEI!!" "LEE!!!" "GAI SENSEI!!!!" "LE-" WHACK! "He needed some whackin'." said Cid. So Yuffie then screamed, "I lost you once, SO I CAN LOSE YOU AGAIN!" she threw a smoke bomb and started to run as fast as possible because she can't use chakra either. 'Cause she SUCKS! Ahem, sorry about that.
After Yuffie ran out of the door, Axel and Demyx decided to light the candles, but were interrupted when Ansem walked over. Then Ansem asked Axel, "Why are you lighting candles on a cake even though this isn't a birthday party?" "23." answered Axel. Then Ansem replied, "I get it now!" "Yeah, so do I!" thought Demyx. In the room's opposite corner, Roxas was wondering if 1.) He missed something, or 2.) If they were just total idiots. He was going to take the second answer.
"Right then, EVERYBODY GET OVER HERE NOW!" screamed Demyx, in a very un-Demyx way. Everyone stopped what they were doing and went over to where Demyx was standing. Cloud and Sephiroth stopped their drinking contest, Cid stopped whacking people with a stick, and Riku and Kairi even stopped trying to grope Sora.
Axel didn't have any matches, so he tried to light the candles using a flame thrower-type attack. Unfortunately, Marluxia was in the way of the flames, so he was set on fire. MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA! (I'm evil. XD)
"AHHHHHHHHHHH! Someone help! Someone with a guitar-thing and a lame haircut, use a water attack to put out these flames!" All of the Organization XIII members asked themselves, "Who has a guitar-thing and a lame haircut and can use water attacks?" The Organization XIII members, however, were all idiots, so Cid and his stick sprung into action!
Wham. Wham! Bam! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! By now, the flames had been put off, but Cid kept on going! BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM! During this whole thing, Marluxia was flailing around wildly because of the severe can of whup-ass Cid had opened on him. Then he had started moving less and less. But, during the last few "BAM's", he had stopped moving completely. Then Cid stopped and said, "I'm sorry, but I think he's dead." A moan was heard Marluxia, but Cid's stick took care of that.
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Sorry to all of my…two fans! The update took so long because of the Science Fair! Most of my projects are done, so the chapters should start coming out faster.