Disclaimer

(Raditz): "The following is a non-profit, fan-based parody. Dragon Ball, Dragon Ball Z, Dragon Ball GT and their respective franchises are the property of Funimation, Toei Animation, Fuji TV and Akira Toriyama. Break Through the Limit is the property of Captain Space. Please support the official and unofficial release."

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Chapter 2: Kaka-who?

Meanwhile, at Kame House…

"Holy black on a Popo, what is that?!" Son Goku whirled away from his friends, focusing on a particular area of the horizon.

"Goku, what's wrong?" Master Roshi asked.

"I just felt a power level bigger than… than… Krillin's losing streak!"

Bulma and Roshi gasped simultaneously.

"You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy," Krillin muttered.

"I'm gonna go check it out," Goku decided. "You guys stay here. Bulma, watch Gohan for me, would you?"

"Uh, okay, but…"

"NIMBUS!" With that, Goku was off, jumping up onto the golden cloud as it swept by and accelerating off into the distance.

There was a moment of silence.

"So… should somebody go help him?" Krillin ventured.

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"Okay," Raditz snapped, picking himself up. "What the hell was that?!"

"You're not used to actually fighting someone stronger than you, are you?" Piccolo asked sarcastically.

"Why, you little…" Raditz snarled, and launched himself back at Piccolo, moving at super-speed. His fist slammed into the demon's gut, doubling him over, and he followed up with a flurry of punches and kicks before kicking him away.

Piccolo grunted in pain, straightening up. "Are you done?" he asked, smirking.

"Shut the hell up!" Raditz yelled, firing a barrage of energy blasts at Piccolo. This time, all of the attacks missed; Piccolo dodged them all, landing a vicious elbow to Raditz's chest and cracking his armour.

Before Piccolo could press the advantage, his attention was suddenly diverted by another incoming energy signature. "Now, who could that be?" he muttered, looking up into the sky.

"What the hell are you–" Raditz was interrupted as his scouter beeped an alert. "Ooh, another high power level!" Turning, he watched as two dots appeared on the horizon, rapidly resolving into humanoid figures. One, a bald guy with three eyes, was flying under his own power, while the other, who had black, spiky hair and some kind of orange outfit, was being carried by what appeared to be a floating golden cloud.

"What in the…" Did this guy hit me so hard I'm hallucinating? Raditz wondered. A guy flying on a little golden cloud? Really?

Then, to his surprise, he recognized the spiky-haired one.

"Kakarot!" he exclaimed in relief. "Good to see you. When we have a second, though, I need to talk to you. How exactly did you manage to screw your mission up? Seriously, you had one job! And it wasn't even complicated! 'Kill everything'; that shouldn't be too hard to understand!"

"Pardon me for interrupting, but…" Piccolo punched Raditz squarely in the face, hurling him backwards. "We're kind of in the middle of something here!"

Both fighters immediately vanished in a burst of super speed, colliding repeatedly as they exchanged blows at a speed faster than Goku or Tien could follow. After a few seconds, they reappeared; Piccolo's fist collided with Raditz's face again, flinging him to the ground.

"Clang"

Raditz Owned Count: 2

"Ow, my face! Why is it always the face?!" Raditz groaned in pain as he clambered to his hands and knees and looked up, just in time to see Piccolo rushing at him. "Oh, crap, not again!" He rolled sideways, and what had looked like a furry belt around his waist suddenly unrolled, lashing out and whipping around Piccolo's neck. Raditz spun, hurling Piccolo away with a flick of his tail, and jumped to his feet.

"Kakarot!" he snapped. "Could I get a little help here?!"

Goku frowned in confusion. "Um… sorry, who's Kakarot?"

Raditz raised an eyebrow. He doesn't know his own name? "You're Kakarot."

Goku blinked. "What?"

"Yeah; that's your name."

"What?"

How does he not know this?! "The name you were given before we sent you to this planet? Seriously, is none of this ringing any bells?"

"What?"

Raditz sighed. "You… you hit your head as a child, didn't you?"

"What?"

All right, enough of this! Raditz thought exasperatedly. "Oh, for God's sake, just listen, will you?! You were sent here as a child to take over this planet! You're part of a dead race of intergalactic super-warriors called the Saiyans! And, to top off this expositional onslaught…" Raditz pointed to himself. "I am your brother!"

Goku and Tien's mouths fell open in shock.

"Why… why are you here?" Goku asked.

"I'm here for you, Kakarot," Raditz explained.

"Oh, cool! What're we going to do? See a ball game? Catch a movie?"

"What the – no!" Raditz exclaimed in disbelief. "We're going to kill everyone on this planet, and then sell it for profit to an alien overlord, who may or may not have destroyed our own planet!"

Goku stared, wide-eyed, at him for a moment. "Oh…" he said. "Well, I sort of like people here, so, with all due respect…"

"I still don't care!" Piccolo yelled, kicking Raditz into the air and then racing after him as their battle recommenced.

"Whoa!" Tien muttered. "They're really strong, much stronger than us… I'm not sure how much good we can do here."

"Well, we've gotta do something!" Goku argued.

"And what exactly did you have in mind?"

"I… uh…"

Meanwhile, Raditz and Piccolo continued exchanging blows. Piccolo grinned, smashing a knee into the Saiyan's face.

"Oh, for the love of God, not the face again!" Raditz yelled, swinging at Piccolo and missing completely. Piccolo grinned, punching the same spot on Raditz's face.

"Oh, come on!" Raditz roared. "That one was deliberate!"

Piccolo laughed. "You're just upset because you're losing."

"Shut up!" Raditz snarled, kicking off the ground and hurling himself at Piccolo.

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AN: And here we are again. I hope you all enjoyed this chapter!

Now, to those people who are probably wondering; yes, I am aware that there is another parody of Break Through the Limit, written by the author Fanfiction Abridged. I will not be copying that story in any way; I cannot stress that enough. I have already spoken to Captain Space about this (I first raised the possibility of my doing a parody of BTtL with him several months ago), and he has stated that he's totally fine with having more than one parody. In his latest chapter of BTtL (Chapter 104), he states that he has approved of both parodies.

Now, then. Anyway, I just want to take a moment to thank everyone who's read this story; I really appreciate it!

Shoutouts to rsdk525, Ms. WannabeVeggie, ShadowLDrago, and Ryu no Ohi for reviewing! You guys are awesome!

See you all next time!

Review Q&A:

Q: oh this is going to be good

A: I certainly hope so!

Q: This is Fanfiction Abridge's story

A: I addressed this one already, so just check the AN above for my response to this question.

Q: This should prove interesting to read…

A: Well, I'm glad you liked it!

Q: Hahaha! A good Abridged parody, indeed. Can't wait until you get to the real universe divergences, the time-traveling, & everything else.

A: Thanks! Yeah, I can't wait; those parts should be awesome once I get there! :)