A/N – I'm so happy! Getting a review and alerts and such after posting pretty much the shortest chapter I possibly could. It all makes me smile. : ). I know this chapter is short too, but a longer one is coming soon. Possibly even later today. Also, there's a line in here (you know which one) that comes directly from the 7th book, so it's not mine.
BOOK 2
In the Chamber of Secrets, when Harry goes to rescue little Gin-Gin, real Voldy AND Memory-Voldy are there! So Harry duels them both at once but he's like TWELVE so he gets knocked out, but the Voldy's are like 'Meh', and duel each other. Memory-Voldy knocks out but doesn't kill Real Voldy. Then Memory-Voldy tries to eat Harry, but fails, as memories cannot eat people. Harry goes WOAH. Then realizes he cannot be eaten, so he sits there teasing Memory-Voldy as Memory-Voldy tries to eat him. Then Memory-Voldy is depressed, so he begins eating the diary, thus commiting soul suicide. Then Voldy is like "AHH!" and does the impossible; he apparates out of the castle! So Harry makes up a spell that strengthens him and shows off his muscles and picks up Ginny over his shoulder then goes back for Rawnold. Rawn is all "…Why are you carrying Ginny like that?" "Because I'm strong, HAH HAH HAH! I'M THE HULK!"says Harry. Rawn, "What's that, an illness?" Then Harry thinks he turns into the Hulk and rampages the dungeons until given a calming potion.
A/N - Reviews are the cheese to my macaroni.
-Megan