I, Artsysmiles, do not own Naruto. If I did, why would I be here, writing this crap? Huh? Are you sassing me? Are you, punk?? Tell me! ROOOOOAAAAR!! That is all.

Sorry for ending the previous chapter where I did. Let's just say that there was a small fight over the computer and that I forgot to save. Thanks for your reviews!

Chemistry

"Ah, Ssshizune! Thank you! I almossst forgot about him. Thanksss ssso much for reminding me. Good bye!" hissed Orochimaru. "Classs, we have a new ssstudent. Pleassse make him feel welcome." Orochimaru gestured to the door where a cute, semi-evil looking teen stood. He motioned for the boy to come inside the classroom, but received a nasty glare as the boy entered the chemistry lab. "Thisss isss Sssasssuke Uchiha. Long time no sssee, eh Sssasssuke-kun?" Orochimaru hissed happily.

"Shut up, Sensei. Remember that tiny piece of paper called a restraining order I have with me at all times? Do you really want to have to sign it again?" Sasuke threatened maliciously. Orochimaru flinched, and pointed a pale finger at an empty seat next to Naruto.

"Go sssit next to Uzumaki," he ordered angrily.

(A/N He just got sassed/threatened in front of his class. I think I'd be pissed, too.)

Sasuke sauntered over to the seat, and stared at Naruto before sitting down.

"Naruto-baka," he said coldly.

"S-sasuke-teme? You're back!" exclaimed Naruto. Sasuke smirked before sitting down next to his blonde friend as Orochimaru droned on and on about why not to mix chemical X with chemical Y.

"Well, that was..." Ino's voice trailed off as she and Sakura walked out of the classroom.

"That was crap, it'll always be crap, and I hate this crap more than I hate gym with Anko and Ibiki," Sakura grumbled angrily. Ino shook her platinum blonde head as she listened to Sakura plan different ways to kill whoever created chemistry.

"Not the class, forehead! The new guy, Sasuke! Isn't he H-O-T? HOT???" Ino asked dreamily.

"Pig, I thought you were with Shikamaru?"

"Not anymore. That's why I was texting Temari. Apparently, lazy ass can't be proactive in life, but he has enough energy to cheat on me with Temari! She can have him! Although I doubt she'll keep him; she told me she only wanted Shika because I had him," Ino said, her blue eyes held sadness and anger as she reminisced about her break up.

"Oh, I'm sorry Pig. But hey! Now you have a new hot guy to go for," Sakura stated. "Although, we don't need another pretty boy player around here. That's what Neji's for." Ino smiled; she loved the way her pink haired friend could go from depressed to sad in the blink of an eye.

"Yeah...but we still need to get you hooked up. Naruto told me how desparate you were. I mean, you hit on him while he's dating Hinata! That's low," Ino said, dissapointment laced throughout her words. Sakura's face flushed red with anger and embarresment as she screamed:

"NARUTO!!!"

"So, teme, when'd you get back from Oto?" Naruto asked.

(A/N Oto is the Sound village.)

"Hn. Last night, baka." Naruto grinned; sure he had just been insulted, but his best friend was back! Nothing could bring him down. "Hey, baka, what's been going on since I've left?" Sasuke asked. Naruto opened his large mouth, and proceeded to tell him every little detail of every day in the past four years that he'd been gone. Same old Naruto. Next thing you know, I'll start actually being glad to be here.

"And then, in 9th grade, Sakura moved here. She's Ino's best friend, and mine too!" Naruto yelled. Sasuke glared at him as the entire student body turned to stare at the two boys.

"Be quiet! I don't need all the sluts knowing that I'm back!" whispered Sasuke. "And is Sakura that pink haired girl I saw with Ino in class? She looks..." Sasuke's voice trailed off as he searched for an appropriate word.

"HOT!" yelled Naruto as Sasuke once again acted as though he didn't know the blonde yelling next to him.

"Will you ever shut up?" Sasuke asked exasperatedly. Naruto shook his head and continued to shout about ramen, Hinata, and how stupid Kakashi was.

"I gotta go Pig. I have english, and I don't really want to sit with Lee again," Sakura said. Ino nodded, and quickly made her way towards Art History. Sakura sprinted towards the classroom, and scanned the sea of heads with her eyes as she looked for an empty chair. She found one, but...

I. Have. To. Sit. Next. To. Sasuke.