Kino: And so, we became bored after long last, and decided to make a second chapter to our previous installment.

Mew: Yep! Now have fun with our total crack!! LOLZ!

Kino: Okay, that was waaaay too many exclamation marks….

Mew: You can NEVER have to many exclamation points!!

Kino: Oh GAWD. That's… claustrophobic. Sort of. Kind of. …Not really.

ANYWAY, WE DON'T OWN THIS AND STUFF. INSERT DISCLAIMER HERE

Chappie 2

The start of the Brawl Tournament marked many new beginnings for the Smashers. For one, Dr. Mario was gone, so all of the people could sleep at night knowing that there would be no more chemical explosions and/or random declarations of love between a man and his medical equipment.

For two, many new Smashers joined the arena, causing suspicion among the veterans and awkwardness at the dinner table. Of course, everyone who already knew each other could chat easily, but the newbies just sat there with wide-eyed, frightened expressions on their faces, having no idea what they were doing here or how to start conversation with anyone else.

That is, except for Snake. As soon as he entered the building, Bowser slapped him on the shoulder as a friendly gesture, and immediately swept him down to the work-out room along with Ganondorf and Captain Falcon. Of course Snake felt glad to have been accepted so quickly, but he was more than slightly disappointed when his first friend wasn't the gorgeous-looking blonde over in the corner.

Samus, clothed in her Zero Suit, was wondering to herself why she even wore such a form-fitting outfit, anyway.

Just as she started to wonder how she could make her outfit look less… sluttish Pit and Roy walked in.

"I wanna cookie!" Roy said smiling widly at her. She looked at Pit, eyes pleading for an explanation.

"IDK? Wat r u l00kin at?" Pit sad causing her more confusion so she just went to a corner of the room and died.

"WTF?!11!!one!" Pit exclaimed. Roy just shrugged and they walked off to go bug someone else, but before they could ever make a move to leave the room Falco ran in screaming.

"HOLY SHIT!! I JUST FOUND OUT PEACH WANTS TO KILL ME!!" he yelled running in cirles.

"I wanna cookie." Roy said.

Samus who somehow magically can back to life walked over and tripped Falco so he stoped running in circles. "What makes you think Peach wants to kill you?" she asked.

"She has a book in her room called To Kill a Mockingbird!! What if it's a torture book for birds!?" he yelled waving his wings franticly.

"….Oh my god, I think you're right!!" Pit exclaimed. Though he wasn't a bird, he felt slightly threatened due to the fact that he had wings.

"Now, now, children," Samus imposed, "let's be reasonable. If Peach was some kind of bird torturer, do you think she would really be romantically involved with someone like Mario?"

Then everyone just stared at her, wondering what the heck Mario had to do with birds. Oh well, they decided, best to leave her alone. So Pit, Falco, and Roy all left Samus behind to spy on Peach.

Whilst meandering through the many hallways of the mansion, they happened to run into Sonic, who seemed to be in a hurry of some sort.

"I wanna cookie." Roy said, to Sonic as he ran by not even stopping to look at them.

"WHAT IS WITH YOU AND COOKIES TODAY!!" came a voice from behind them. It was Marth and he was in a tutu.

"What's with you and tutus, Marth?" Pit asked as they all laughed.

"What can I say, I have a thing for tutus," Marth said while nodding satisfactorily. Roy proceeded to collapse with a nosebleed.

Falco couldn't stop himself from laughing hysterically, then also collapsed and promptly died from laughing himself out of breath.

…Well, okay, so he didn't die. But he was unconscious.

"OHMIGAWD!" screamed Pit, pointed at Falco on the floor and completely ignoring Roy. "WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM, YOU CHILD-MOLESTER!!"

Ness happened to be nearby and heard this statement, then grew confused. But Marth doesn't molest me…he thought.

Marth who could suddenly read minds now, just cause he's cool like that, heard what Ness had just thought and hit him upside with an L plushie that appeared out of pretty much fuckin' nowhere. And in return an angry looking blond girl came out of nowhere and hit him in the head with a wrench (geuss who and you get a cookie!)

The girl left just as soon as she had come and Marth was now unconscious.

"Uhhh…" said the recovered Roy.

"Uhh…." said Pit.

"Uhh….." said Ness from the side of the room, who hadn't left yet even though no one cared that he existed anymore…

Meanwhile, in the kitchen of the Mansion, Zelda was attempting the figure out how to read a cookbook. After Peach's total failure with the "cookies" from the last chapter, Zelda had taken up the cooking duties of the house.

And, she could only read Hylian. You know, that language with all the little lines and stuff.

But, for some reason, Lucario knew how to read English, so he decided to help Zelda decipher the directions of how to make delicious hamburgers without the use of a grill.

Just as they successfully blew up the oven and microwave Ike came in with a McDonald's happy meal.

"LOL! I got a Marth tiara in my happy meal!" he squealed.

"OH! OH! Put it on!!" Zelda urged. She was always a Marth fan girl on the inside, but gave up when he got stolen by Jigglypuff (who, shortly afterwards, broke up with him because he fell asleep whenever she sang, causing Marth to be like an emotionally unstable teenager and cling onto the nearest person who might comfort him, which happened to be Roy… and thus, a new bond was born, and yadda yadda yadda).

So, anyway, Ike put on the tiara. It complimented his eyes. Zelda melted in a puddle of happy inner fan girl love, only to have Link appear at that precise moment.

"Zelda, why are you a puddle on the floor?" asked Link.

"Cause it's fun." she said, "Now help me up so I can molest you."

He helped her up and she jumped on him as Ike just watched he thought, Damn that's hot.I wanna be molested too.

Right after he thought that Pit ran in and jumped on him molesting him. Marth and Roy walked in with Pikachu and died of nosebleeds.

Just then, Roy and Marth thought it would be a good idea to start making out. ((YEAH I CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT MY YAOI SO SHUT UP)) "OOOOHMIGOODNESS!!" screamed the fan girls that randomly appeared.

Pikachu was pretty much a dead piece of yellow right now. Zelda couldn't stop staring (not only was she a Marth fan girl, but she was also a hardcore yaoi fan girl), Link was covering his eyes and GETTING THE HECK OUT OF THERE, and Lucario really didn't care.

The Pokemon Trainer (or PT, as we shall call him, which is much less annoying to type), got pretty pissed at them all for neglecting Pikachu.

"WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE!!" PT yelled scaring the shit out of all who was in the room (except Marth and Roy who are occupied at the moment.)

"Um sorry dude but no one likes you so leave." Link said.

With that PT turned emo and hung himself in his closet.

Unfortunately, his squirtle wasn't too happy about that. It immediately automatically came out of its poke ball and charged up a strong hydro pump attack.

But JUST THEN, Captain Falcon decided to exit the weights room and come upstairs, carrying his nifty radio with him. The song "I'm Too Sexy" ((Oooh yes I DID go there)) was playing... And Marth felt the sudden urge to act like a model. He flipped his hair in a very sexy manner… giving both Zelda the puddle and Roy nosebleeds, and causing Roy to jump on him and resume the make-out session…

And I'm sure you can imagine what this escalated to.

Squirtle was left behind in the dust. Captain Falcon took no notice of the heavy yaoi going on next to him, and began to do the disco.

"SPONTANEOUS DANCE PARTY!!" he shouted at the top of his lungs.

"W00T!!" they all yelled (except Marth and Roy) and with that the room suddenly had a disco ball and really cool neon lights everywhere and really kick ass techno music.

Pit found some coke and got really high and started shouting random shit.

"I LIEK MUDKIPS," Pit screamed.

"REALLY? OHEMGEE, SO DO I!" Ike shouted back.

"YOUR FACE GOES TO COLLEGE," said Pit.

"I go to college, too!" Ike responded.

"Well I love you all!!" Pit yelled.

Soon they were all high (except Marth and Roy) and then Light killed them all (again we leave Marth and Roy out of this) because he was bored and says video games are a sin in his perfect world but being gay isn't because he and L are gay together everyday so that's ok.

Owari

Kino: PFAAH, we just re-read this… and I must say, it's quite retarded.

Mew: Hell yeah!! YAOI TO THE MAX!! MARTHXROY FOR EVER!! dies of nosebleed

Kino: Dang, it's pretty easy to tell who wrote what… in my opinion, at least.

Mew: now alive again Yeah but who cares. It's funny crack shit. The readers don't care who wrote what.

Kino: We have readers? XD

Mew: LOL good point. Well if we do have readers they don't care so live wid eet.

Kino: I think you just made my IQ drop.

Mew: Wow thanks, I love you too.

Kino: REVIEW AND/OR DIE PLZKTHNXBAI.

Mew: Saiyoonara! X3