Here's chapter 2, enjoy. WARNING: Contains MPreg.

Nothing is normal anymore. NOTHING. I mean... what...
I can't even describe the type of place my mind is in now ever since we found out about Naruto's pregnancy.
I mean... I just... the pregnancy is breaking my once stable and logical-thinking mind.

By this point in time, Naruto is two months pregnant and he's started to show JUST THE SLIGHTEST BIT. After all, you don't really show this early on, but because he's physically male (other than the magical uterus inside him now), he has the tiniest bump showing on his stomach.
And Hell hath broken loose because of this.
With hormones flying all about, Naruto is being unnecessarily super self-conscious about his weight... he thinks he's getting fat.
"Sasuke! I gained five pounds!"
"Naruto, I love you, but... that's probably five pounds of literal shit. You know, you lose up to five pounds every time you take a dump, right?"
"You do?! Maybe I should take a laxative-"
"Naruto! That is borderline bulimic thinking and don't think I won't pop you one just cause you're pregnant. It won't effect the baby if I dumb slap upside the head."
"Hey, you're supposed to be nice to me!" He gripes.
"Not when you're acting like a dumbass!" I frown.
"I resent that!" He semi-retorts.
"Resent it all you want, it's still true."
He glares at me before marching into the kitchen to get a cup of water. "Do we have any laxatives?"
"Hell. No. And I'm gonna warn every fucking pharmacy to not give you any. You don't need them," I sigh, rubbing my temples.
"What if I'm constipated?!" He frowns at me.
"Unlikely. You took a shit ten minutes ago."
"And I still gained five pounds!" He pouts.
I make an annoyed noise. "You also have been chugging water all day. Water weight is also something to consider. You're probably retaining water. Then you have to factor in clothes, and the baby's weight. You're not this much of a dumbass, Naruto."
"It's not my fault," he looks down. Crap. Sudden hormonal influx, rapid mood change: angry to sad.
"I know," I sigh out. "And I'm sorry... I guess I might be experiencing some of the mood changing too." I hug him from behind and kiss the top of his head.
"How...?" He blinks and looks up to try and see me.
"It's call 'sympathy pains'. Sympathy pains usually occur between two partners who are having a baby together and are strongly connected. Sympathy pains also include: nausea, vomiting, empathy, soreness, and other labor pains. I'm experiencing empathy, I think," I nod and kiss his neck.
"Oh! I get it now," Naruto smiles again. I love his smile.
"That's my otouto. A walking dictionary," I hear a voice call from the living room.
"Shut the hell up, Itachi!" Oh yeah, Itachi (the one who raped Naruto) is living with us now. For some reason, Naruto forgave him. I never did. I never will. And I will never call him "aniki" or "older brother" again. He's not my brother.
He's a stranger living in my house because mom and dad kicked him out for being lazy (albeit a genius, much like Shikamaru).
"How rude," he calls out.
My life is hell. I've got a pregnancy-induced hormone-crazy boyfriend making breakfast and the Spawn of Satan living on my couch. What the hell am I doing with my life?
I'm sure Naruto has asked himself this plenty of times over the years we've been together.
It's only natural... when life throws you a fuckin' curveball. I just hope I don't miss the home run.

At last, night time. I made it through another day of pregnant-Naruto and asshole-Itachi. Life is interesting, to say the least; there's never a dull moment.
As I climb into bed and wait for Naruto, I hear weeping coming from the bathroom. I get up and knock before entering. "Naruto, are you okay?"
He looks up at me, teary-eyed. "S-Sasuke... I'm sorry, I just..."
I sigh and smile softly, kneeling down in front of him. "Hey. You can tell me what's wrong. I'm not the same jerk I was before, you know."
"I-I know, it's just..." He doesn't finish his sentence.
"Just what?" I take his hand in mine and kiss the back of it. I look into his eyes, imploringly. "Please tell me."
"I'm scared... men don't have babies... but... here I am... with sonograms to back it up... I just... what if something goes wrong and the child isn't born... or what if I miscarry, I'm terrified..." He whimpers and I stretch up to kiss his cheek and then his forehead.
"Shhhhh. Don't think about that. It won't happen. We're gonna have a beautiful, healthy young child," I smile even more gently at him and his eyes widen.
"We...? You really mean that...?" I know what he's asking about and I can't help but give a slight chuckle.
"Naruto... I'm staying by your side. I mean... I loved you enough to change who I was because you changed... I'll always be the man you want me to be, because... I don't know how to be anybody else, but yours... so yes... we are having this child. It'll be our bouncing baby boy or precious little girl," I confirm and kiss him tenderly on the lips.
He sniffs and clings to me before kissing me back. Hormones were the toughest thing to deal with; the doctor was also perscribing him progesterone, estrogen, and prolactin hormones to help build up his boobs (because he was male and had none). So... it was almost like he was getting a sex change, but only half-way. He would be growing boobs and around the time of birth, he'd start lactating. The doctor said he'd have to continue these hormones until we were done breastfeeding our child.
...Naruto wanted to breastfeed our child till they were 2... I wasn't too thrilled when he told me that, because the increase of estrogen would erratically enhance his mood swings (which he was already prone because he's already emotional without the hormones).
I take him up in my arms and lay him on the bed, climbing in next to him.
"You can still lift me up?" He asks, squeaking slightly.
"Of course, dummy. You're not fat. You're pregnant. That's a whole world of difference right there... But fat or not, I'd still love you," I state as I wrap my arms around Naruto's body and kiss his cheek.
I can almost feel the smile that spreads across his face and his snuggles into my arms. "Thank you, Sasuke. I love you no matter what, too."
We kiss before falling asleep.

Everything was so perfect that night... I didn't realize Hell was in our near future... and there would be no immediate escape.

So I know I said I was gonna be on hiatus, but... I'm in a really repetitive part of my game right now where I can only stand to do it about 3 to 5 times a day, so... I'll be working on art after I do that in my game... once THAT part of my game is over with, I go onto another repetitive part (level grinding), so...
I'll be on and off hiatus until this game is complete. Heh heh... Whoops.
Anyways, I hope you all enjoyed this chapter.
Shit is about to go down in the next chapter.
Love you all.

Your author,
Nova