Disclaimer: I know that I don't own Inuyasha or any of their characters. It's just that I like writing stories about them. Only the character that appears like "Kaitachi" it's the one I created.
Shippo: Yay! The second chapter has begun!
Inuyasha: Yeah, whatever. Let's start with the questions.
Kaitachi: Not still… I think that you should introduce yourselves to the public.
Koga: What?!? But they already know us! If they don't know us is because this is the first time that you hear our names!
Jaken: And see our TV show.
Kaitachi: Ok, then!
Kagome: I wanna read the first one! -
"OMG I'm talking to the Inuyasha cast .
I should read Inuyasha fan fic more often First I want to say Hi to my friend the author of this fic so… hi XD
And on with the torture… questions I mean questions .
1# Inuyasha's mom was a human with black hair right? And his dad was a demon with silver hair right? So genetically can Inuyasha be allergic to nuts??
2# Would Naraku record an album? I wonder
3# Why does Kikyo have to be such a bitch? Come on kill Inuyasha as she says herself an excuse "Is that going to bring her back to life?" Well no! Killing Inuyasha will not help anyone! And anyways Inuyasha doesn't love her anymore, he loves Kagome now and more importantly Kagome is alive and Kikyo is…what? Yea she's dead! Alive not dead yes so quit being a bitch and leave Inuyasha and Kagome be!
With all my evil love
Kamiry
P.S. sorry for my horrible grammar
Kagome: Okay… That was weird…
Kaitachi: Hi, Kamiry!! XD
Koga: Who cares! Go ahead and answer the first question, Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: What kind of question is that? Umm… Well… all that I can say is that Kamiry is kinda crazy and doesn't know what she's talking about…
Kagome: Sit! She's not crazy! It's just that she was feeling curious about it…
Miroku: I've got a question for you, Kamiry. How would you like to bear one of my child-
-He was cutoff by Sango when she hit him in the head-
Sango: Excellency! How could you say such thing to someone you don't even know!
Miroku: But she's so adorable! Just look at her picture!
- A big, red knock appeared on Miroku's head, where Sango hit him-
Shippo: yea, you perv!
Sango: Now promise me you won't do that again… Miss Kamiry, I beg you to excuse his behavior, please.
Miroku: Whatever…
Kagome: well then, since Inuyasha can't answer the first question, I will. Now as you know the humans and demons don't get along too well. So when such rare cases when a demon loves a human and the human loves the demon, there are pretty great chances that their child could be allergic to awkward things such as nuts.
Inuyasha: What the hell is she talking about?
Kagome: Come on, Inuyasha! You know it's true! And to confirm such case, I've got some nuts in my backpack. Just watch and learn…
-Kagome got a bag full of nuts from her backpack and opened it. Inuyasha covered his nose in hopes that he doesn't sneeze, but he couldn't resist.-
Inuyasha: ACHOO! Hey, why did you do that for? ACHOO!
Kagome: So as you can see I think that answers your question number one, Kamiry. The chances of Inuyasha being allergic to such things, it's near to zero.
Naraku: Unluckily, Inuyasha is in that percentage. n.n Great for my next plot…
Kagome: Unfortunately, Sesshomaru is allergic to nuts, too.
-Kagome went towards Sesshomaru with the nuts in her hands.-
Sesshomaru: Wait… What are you doing? No! Get away from me! Get away!
Kagome: Hey, now just take a sniff of this…
Sesshomaru: Bleak! It smells like rotten food! Worst thing ever! Take it away!
-Kagome got away from him before he took out his sword.-
Jaken: On with the next question and leave my master alone!
Kagome: You have to answer it, Naraku.
Naraku: Let's see… I'm not thinking now of publishing any albums… But if I do, I'll keep it for myself.
Kaede: Why not?!? It'll be the greatest hit in history!
Kanna: C'mon! You gotta do an album!
Kagura: What? But… you've got a lovely voice…
Ayame: Yea, she's right.
Sango: Every girl that hears your manly voice… It's… It's like they're in love with you.
Rin: What a waste of talent!
Inuyasha: Tch! Great deal!
Kagome: Sit! How could you say such things about his voice!
Miroku: I think that you should run now.
Kanna: This is torture for the world! How could you do such thing to us, the girls who love you?!?! –She said almost crying-
Koga: Anyway, get with the next question…
Kikyo: HOW DARE YOU TO SAY SUCH BLASPHEMY?!
Inuyasha: Come on, Kikyo, admit it! You're a something I forgot. What Kamiry said.
Kikyo: Everyone knows that it's not true!
Kagome: Sorry Kikyo, but everyone is with Kamiry on this one!
Koga: Kikyo is not a bitch!
Everyone: WHAT?!?
Koga: Ok, I admit it, I'm in love with Kikyo…
Kikyo: y…y… Are you saying the truth? Do you really love me?!?
Koga: Yes, I even want to ask you a question…
Kikyo: Yes?!?
Koga: Do you want to marry with me?
Everyone: WHAT?!?
Kikyo: Yes, I do…
Everyone: WHAT?!?
Kagome: How could you?
Koga: Why you say that?
Kagome: Because…Because I love you…
Everyone (mostly Inuyasha): WHAT?!?
Inuyasha: But Kagome, I love you!
Kagome: Really? It's just that you don't leave any hints that say so…
Shippo: What the hell is goin' on?! I don't understand a thing… Waaah! I want my mommy!
Inuyasha: Really?! I thought I had to wait until you declare to me…
Kagome: See? That's why I left you and headed with Koga!
Koga: But Kagome… I waited for the moment and I think that this is no the right time…
Kikyo: Are you in love with this insolent?! Then I'm leaving you! Let you and Kagome be unhappily ever after!
Kaitachi: You still haven't answered Kamiry's question…
Kagome: Oh yea. Kikyo is a bitch because she thinks that she's like an angel that dropped from the sky and-
-She was cutoff by Inuyasha-
Inuyasha: She's going to die!
-Inuyasha said getting his Tetsusaiga ready-
Kikyo: But the people that once loved me can't kill me…
Inuyasha: Oh yeah? Why is that? – He said sarcastically.-
Kikyo: Because I say so…
Kagome: Blah, blah, blah… If you don't kill her, I'll kill her myself!
-Kagome shot an arrow towards Kikyo but she dodged it.-
Sesshomaru: Die!
-Sesshomaru was behind Kikyo waiting for someone to distract her so he could kill her-
Koga: NO!!! Kikyo! Why did you die?!?
-Koga said while crying on top of Kikyo's body made of clay…-
Kikyo: I'm still alive, you know? I m resting 'til my death time comes…
Inuyasha: Tch! She deserved it!
Kaitachi: Okay, on to the next question now!
Kohaku: Let me read it!
"Awesome! Here's a question for Sesshomaru. What is with Rin?
It's unusual for him to be caring. (Know it's old, but I had to ask.)
From: Ami Byron
Kohaku: I think that's a tough one…-he said holding the laughter.-
Miroku: Pardon my interruption but, would you like to bear…Never mind…
-Miroku stopped talking the moment he noticed that Sango was looking at him way too furious.
-Sesshomaru stayed quiet and stared outside the window. - (Yes, there's a window in the room where they all are trapped. Well, many windows.)
Sesshomaru: I'd rather not to say anything…
Kagome: No, you can't. You have to answer like everybody else…
Kohaku: I'd really like to know the answer to that question!
Sesshomaru: Whatever… It's just that…
Everybody: YES?!?!
Sesshomaru: That…
Everybody: YES?!?!
Sesshomaru: That she's-
Everybody: YES?!?!
Sesshomaru: Would you stop that already?!
Everybody: Then tell us already!
Sesshomaru: It's just that I love her… Deep in my heart I've always loved her from the first time I saw her…
Jaken: What?!?! Is that the reason why you are taking care of her?!
Sesshomaru: Yes, that's the reason…
Rin: I don't know why but I somehow feel the same thing about you…
Koga: But she's just a girl! You are so PERV!
Sesshomaru: Yes, I know… I'm just waiting for her to get older…
Rin: get older?!?! For what?
Sesshomaru: What do you mean for what? So we could… you know…
Rin: WHAT?!?!?!?! You pervert!
Sesshomaru: It's not for sex, you know! It's for…
Rin: For what? -She said madly-
Sesshomaru: It's for doing our own Christmas Special Show!!
Rin: What Christmas Special Show?!?!
Sesshomaru: The one that we are gonna do when… NEXT QUESTION! –He shouted to avoid the answer…-
Kagome: Here it is! Who wants to read it?
Shippo: Me! I want to read it!
"Why Inuyasha likes potato chips?"
From: StarGuy
Shippo: I would like to know the answer to that question too, you know?
Inuyasha: Haven't you tasted these things? They taste like heaven!
Kagome: I don't think so…There are way better things to eat in my era…
Inuyasha: Are you sure?!
Miroku: It's just that in this era the things taste like rocks and sand and those potato chips are the only thing that have any real food taste.
Jinenji: Hey!
Miroku: Sorry, Jinenji! I didn't meant to offend you!
Inuyasha: True story. I can't wait to get out of here and taste even more food that tastes like heaven!
Koga: Great deal! Let me taste one of those…
-Koga got a bag of potato chips from Kagome and opened it and ate one.-
Koga: Hey, you're right! These things are delicious!
Inuyasha: Hey, back off! My chips!
Koga: No! I got them first!
Inuyasha: And what? They're all mine!
Kagome: Sit! I gave those chips to Koga! Now you won't have any!
Koga: Thank you, Kagome!
Inuyasha: But I want some!
Koga: HAH! You can't because I say so!
Kagome: Watch it or you will have no chips!
Inuyasha: then tell him to give me some!
Koga: Never!
Kagome: Sit!
-Inuyasha was dragged to the floor again by the necklace-
Kagome: Oh, right! I forgot it only works with Inuyasha! Now give me that bag! None of you will have these potato chips!
But I want some! - Both Inuyasha and Koga shouted at the same time-
Kagome: I told you already that none of you will have chips! Now I'll eat them!
-Both Inuyasha and Koga started suffering when they saw Kagome eat the chips all alone-
Inuyasha: See?! This is all your fault, idiot!
Koga: No, it's your fault, asshole!
Kagome: Stop it! The fault is form both of you!
Inuyasha: But I haven't eaten one in ages!
Kagome: Oh please! Quit exaggerating! You just got one before entering here, remember?!
Koga: HAH! That means that I deserve them and not you!
Kagome: I told you already! NO! Don't you understand?! And besides, I've already finished them!
Inuyasha: WHAT?! Already finished?! NOOOO!!! What a cruel world this is! Why?! Why to me!!
Koga: Quit complaining about it, you idiot!
-Kagome accidentally dropped the bag to the floor and both Inuyasha and Koga raced towards it to see if what Kagome said was true-
Inuyasha: NOOO!! –Anime tears all over him-
Kagome: Oh, please! Stop whining! There are more in my backpack!
-Kagome started searching in her backpack-
Kagome: Oh…No…
Inuyasha: What do you mean oh no?!
Kagome: Well what else do you expect?!-She said furiously- It means that there are no more potato chips, DUH!
Koga: HAH! In your face, idiot!
Inuyasha: Why you little…
Kagome: Sit! What did I told you on the last chapter?!
Inuyasha: Umm… I don't know and who cares!
Kagome: Sit! I told you to be nice with the people!
Inuyasha: But…But… he's no person! He's a demon!
Koga: Oh yeah?! And what are you an idiot?! -He said sarcastically-
Kagome: Stop fighting already! Sheesh! You're annoying!
Kaitachi: OK! So…you've answered today's questions so you can rest some time until more questions arrive…
Shippo: YAY! Only 9 chapters to go!
Rin: And we can get outta here!
Miroku: Remember that without your help we can't get out from here…
Inuyasha: Remember, if you have any potato chips, PLEASE! Leave them in the mail! I want some chips!
Koga: No Don't leave any potato chips to him! I love them more than he does!
Inuyasha: You little, freakin'…
Kaitachi: PLEASE! Let's finish this chapter already! Don't you see how long it is now?! The readers won't leave any potato chips!
Kagome: They won't… If they do, who knows what would happen!
Myoga: So, see you in the next chapter!
Kaitachi: Remember to leave any reviews with your questions or comments about this show!
I finished! Wait… Did I? …Yes? ... Oh yeah!! WOOT!! I'm so sorry for the delay…I didn't have the time to write this on the computer… I don't have a computer in my house… Or nearby…(I wish) I write this on my school…and the school break for Christmas has just started. Oh well… I hope you enjoy it and please submit a review!