Disclaimer – I don't own Naruto, cuz if I did then you ppl wouldn't be watching it…
Naruto Randomness Part II
Naruto: Yeah, even though Sasuke managed to whip my ass…
Sakura: And?
Naruto: I couldn't bring him back…
Naruto: But there's good news!
Sakura: What?
Naruto: I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geico!
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Gaara: Kankuro, for once can you NOT wear your face paint?!
Kankuro: Well, at least I don't wear friggin' eyeliner!
Gaara: I don't!
Temari: Gaara, would you please stop stealing my eyeliner!
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Kisame: I am the terror that lurks in your bathtub…
Itachi: Kisame! Get the hell outta my bathroom!
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Announcer: People always tell you to drink your milk, but do you know why?
Zabuza: Because a person like me has grown manly because of drinking milk!
Real men wear cow colored clothes
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Neji: Naruto give me your friggin' lunch money!
Naruto: As if! You know how many trees they killed to make money?
Neji:…
Neji: Fine… I'll go torture some other blonde kid… oh.. my bad.. there's only ONE!
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Sasuke: What is this? Naruto! Help me!
Naruto: What is it Sasuke?!
Sasuke: I'm…… feeling!
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Shikamaru: Shock!
Ino: Shock!
Tenten: Shock!
Lee: Shock!
Shino: Shino
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Itachi: Why are you weak Sasuke?
Itachi: You're weak because you lack…..skittles.
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Commercial: Can Neji see why these kids love these cinnamon toast crunch?
Neji: Because they were destined to?
Kids: Because there's cinnamon swirls in every bite!
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Sakura: Ready Kiba? Peeeanuuuut, Peanut butter and..
Kiba: Mayo!
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Asuma: Chouji, I have special news for you…
Chouji: This doesn't sound good…
Asuma: You're going on a diet!
A day passes by…
Chouji: Asuma, I don't feel good….
Asuma: I'll take you to Tsunade! She's just a jump away!
At the hospital…
Asuma: So how is he Tsunade-sama?
Tsunade: This boy is suffering from fat withdrawal, yeast withdrawal, calorie withdrawal…
Chouji: withdrawal, withdrawal, withdrawal…
Asuma: So what do you suggest?
Tsunade: I can give him this shot of vitamins to perk him up.
Chouji: Um… wait!!! -starts dancing on table- I feel pretty perked up!
Asuma: Wow, does that work all the time?
Tsunade: Yeah, you know how people are with their shots.
Alright, I had total writer's block, but don't blame me, blame the terrible jokes (o.O)