America in Classic American Fiction - Drabbles

by sile

Alfred has jumped into some of the best american classics and causes utter chaos! Request more american literature for Alfred to totally humiliate!

2. Chapter 2

The Adventures of Alfred Sawyer

"Oh my god! Painting this fence is so much fun!" Alfred exclaimed, white washing the fence ecstatically.

Jim asked suspiciously, "Is it really that fun?" Alfred nodded his head wildly. "Well then, can I try?" the boy asked.

"No, no, no." Alfred shook his finger. "This isn't just a job for anybody. It's a job FOR A HERO!" he proclaimed confidently and went back to painting.

"Aw, come on, Al! Jus' gimme a little try!" Jim begged.

Alfred replied sternly, "No, can do, dude. Aunt Polly told me to paint this fence. Get your own fence."

Jim tried, "Jus' gimme-"

"I SAID BUG OFF, BRO!" Alfred ordered loudly.