For the purpose of stupidity, this chapter was written along with many others making me seem like a big retard. I'm not bishie in any way, shape, or form. Plot-purpose...? Or just me being dumb... I think it's the second one. -cough-
It was a nice and peaceful morning in Namimori.
"WHAT THE HELL!?"
Never mind.
Ruki stared in disbelief at her Namimori Middle School uniform.
"What's wrong, Ruki-kun?" Tsuna's mom, Nana asked. Ruki's mouth just stayed agape. Lin came downstairs in her uniform and glanced over at Ruki. She started giggling.
"Uh… Uniform. I. Don't. Understand. Why. Male. Oh. My. God," Ruki sputtered random words.
"Ruki-kun, if you don't like the uniforms, we can't help what the school requires you to wear," Tsuna said, coming downstairs yawning.
"For starters… Why are you calling me Ruki-kun…? Second of all… This… Is… A. Ma-" Ruki got kicked in the face. Reborn said something to her and she just jaw dropped at him. "Nooooez!!"
"Hahah! Ruki!" Lin laughed. "You don't like skirts anyways."
"Why would a boy like skirts…?" Tsuna asked, sweat dropping. Ruki cried and went upstairs to change into her uniform. Ruki came downstairs with a tear-stained face.
"My my, Tsu-kun has a crybaby boy for a friend," Nana laughed. Ruki grimaced but just smiled.
"I have a habit of it, I suppose I haven't grown up yet," She said. Reborn and Lin snickered.
"Ruki-nii!" Fuuta tugged on her pant leg. "Do you like ranking?"
"Mmm…," Ruki stroked her chin. "It's not bad, statistics are fun every once in a while." Ruki grinned. "You must have some excellent ranking skills." She tried to hold back on the sarcasm.
"Ruki is a pedoooooo!~" Lin sang. Ruki glared.
"I'll throttle you later," She muttered. Lin shut up but grinned. Ruki frowned and ate breakfast with the messy bunch at the table.
\~~~/
"So this is what Namimori Middle School is like," Ruki mused.
"Otaku," Lin grumbled. She got wacked in the head. "Hey!!!"
Ruki leaned over and whispered in Lin's ear. "If you see a guy with a different uniform, black hair, and sometimes a yellow bird or tonfas… Mainly he has an armband… Compliment the school. You'll probably get on his good side."
"Riiight…," Lin said.
"Anyways, Tsuna-kun!~" Ruki put on a goofy grin. "You're going to have to give us a tour!~~"
"I guess," Tsuna said.
"Juudaime!" Gokudera exclaimed.
"Tsuna!" Yamamoto called.
"Oh look, its doggy and baseball-nut," Ruki muttered. Tsuna sweat dropped.
"What was that!?" Gokudera exclaimed.
"Oh nothing." Ruki turned around and walked towards the school.
\~~~~/
Ruki and Lin stood outside class. Ruki mentally groaned. Well, in the anime world, might as well make it worthwhile!
"This is Lin-chan and Ruki-kun," The teacher introduced. The two fidgeted uneasily. Ruki winked at Lin and then nudged her. Lin looked confused.
"I'm going to create hell," Ruki put on the goofy grin of hers. She tried to get Lin to go in first, but in the end, Ruki ended up first. Just for her own kicks, she made herself look as much as a bishounen boy as she could, though in Lin's perspective, it was sickening. Lin followed easily after her friend. Ruki flashed a smile at the class. Some girls squealed. "Hello, my name is Li Rukiyo; you can call me Ruki though. It's a pleasure to meet you all. I hope you'll take care of me." She bowed.
"I'm Tran Lin; it's nice to meet you all… Please take care of me!" Lin bowed. Inner Ruki laughed evilly as she saw Tsuna turn around to glance at Kyoko, who seemed to be interested.
"He's kind of cute and hot at the same time!"
"She's cute! Are you single!?"
Lin blushed and Ruki laughed.
"Linny's popular!~" She sang, quietly, but loud enough for just Lin to hear. Lin glared at Ruki.
"… Are you two dating?" Ruki's eye twitched.
"Ahaha! As much as I'd like to date someone, I'm afraid I'm too shy to," Ruki lied, laughing. "Even Linny here! Though, we're not exactly dating material for each other. More like a sibling relation! I wouldn't be surprised if we were actually related!" Lin kicked Ruki and she laughed again. "No one would like to date me anyways. I have no appeal, no looks."
"NO! Ruki-kun!! You're perfectly fine!" Lin mentally groaned. Now she understood what her friend meant by 'create hell'. They were assigned their seats.
"Fortunately for you all, there's a staff meeting. Right now is a free period!" The teacher announced. "Make sure you welcome the new students!" With that, he left. Ruki and Lin were seated next to each other, though almost immediately, the gap between their desks was filled with students. The boys mainly surrounded Lin while the girls surrounded Ruki.
"Aha, I'm not so good with speaking to people," Ruki said, scratching her chin. That was quite true actually. "So excuse me if I sound a little cold and strange at times."
"It's okay Ruki-kun!" A girl squealed. The others nodded.
"This is kind of awkward…," Lin murmured. The boys were staring at her.
"DO YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND!?" dot… dot… dot…
"Maybe…?"
"EH!?"
Ruki snickered at her response to them.
"Where did you move from anyways?"
"Oh, we moved from Canada, a country on the other side of the earth," Ruki laughed. People gaped. "Oh! Which reminds me…" She stood up and walked over to Tsuna's desk. Everyone looked at them strangely.
"Tsuna! Lend me your books, will yah?" Ruki grinned at him.
"You know No-good Tsuna already!?"
"Of course!" Ruki laughed. She ruffled his hair.
"Stop doing that to Juudaime!" Gokudera exclaimed, grabbing Ruki's wrist.
Yamamoto laughed. "Lin! Do you think you'll like it here?" He walked over to her desk. Most of the boys looked at him and then at Lin in disappointment. They didn't stand a chance against him. A lot of girls stared in awe.
"I think so…," Lin said. She smiled. "Everyone seems nice."
"Hey Linny!" Lin looked over at Ruki. Ruki slipped a paper on her desk. She opened the paper and then-
"JUN JIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"Spazz," Ruki chuckled.
"Jun Jie…?"
"Chinese singer and stuff," Ruki laughed. "He's pretty good."
"She's Chinese?" A boy asked. Ruki nodded.
"We're both."
"Oh wow…"
"THAT'S SO COOL!"
"Ahaha," Yamamoto laughed. "You want to try playing baseball?"
"Mm… I'm no good at it," Ruki said sheepishly. "Hey Tsuna! You owe us a tour!"
"Ah…," Tsuna said. He didn't seem very cheerful about this. Ruki pondered something for a moment. She leaned down and whispered in Tsuna's ear for laughs.
"I could steal your precious Kyoko away you know…" Tsuna bolted out of his chair, but by that time, Ruki was already talking to Kyoko.
"Hello, you're Sasagawa Kyoko, right?" She smiled and nodded. Ruki gestured for her to move out of Tsuna's earshot. "Your brother's the captain of the boxing club, right?" She nodded again.
"Are you interested in joining his club?" Kyoko asked. Ruki shook her head. She would NEVER think of that.
"I'm just making sure I have the right person. I've heard about you from Tsuna," Ruki said grinning. "He complimented you a lot." Kyoko laughed and smiled. "Being No-good Tsuna, he doesn't have some of his books, would you mind lending me yours so I can skim through them to see what you're currently learning?" Kyoko nodded.
Tsuna looked like he was going to cry. Lin just shook her head and sighed. She patted him on the back.
"Ruki's evil like that."
"What does he have against Juudaime!?" Gokudera growled.
"It's called teasing," Ruki said, walking over. Tsuna looked at her with a depressed expression. She laughed and then looked through the book she had borrowed from Kyoko. "Oh, you're learning this… Remember we learnt this, Lin?" She pointed at an equation in the book. Lin nodded.
"Yeah, I remember."
"I had a test on this…" Ruki pointed in a different textbook. "A few weeks ago… Fairly easy material once you get the hang of it…"
"They're learning stuff we already learnt…" The two let out a sigh of relief. They were sooo lucky.
\~~/
When the three arrived home after school, Ruki collapsed and glomped Tsuna. Tears flowed freely down her cheeks.
"THAT WAS SCAARRRYYYY!!!!" She cried.
"Hey!!! G-get off me!" Tsuna exclaimed.
"Noooo!!!" Lin sweat dropped at the display. Yeaah…
"My! You boys sure are getting along!" Nana said happily as she saw Ruki clinging to Tsuna.
"Mmmn," Ruki pondered something as she clung to Tsuna. He decided that it was futile to get her to let go of him, so he just let her do whatever. It wasn't as if Ruki was a girl… Well, he doesn't know, now does he? "Tsuna…"
"Nnn?"
"I know you have about two bride candidates…" Tsuna gawked at Ruki. She gave him a goofy grin. "But if they don't work out, can I marry you?"
"WHAT!? BUT WE'RE BOTH GUYS!!!" Tsuna tried to get away from her, but it failed. Ruki snuggled his hair and laughed.
"Oh well," She sighed. "It was just a suggestion…. You smell nice…"
Tsuna irked.
"Geez, Ruki's drunk," Lin said, walking into the room.
"Eh?" Tsuna asked.
"Ruki gets drunk on ANYTHING… Though, when are you two going to have the wedding?" Lin mused. Tsuna flushed.
"WE'RE NOT GETTING MARRIED!"
"Oooh!! Tsuna's blushing!!"
"Stop it!!"
"Though, I'd like to warn you. He can get very perverted, there's no telling what he'll do!" Lin said, and walked out of the room, leaving a stunned Tsuna. You could suppose she's gotten used to calling Ruki a boy. She came back with Fuuta.
"You're so soft!!~~" Ruki chimed, snuggling Tsuna's neck. He shivered and looked at Ruki in disgust, a pale expression.
"Fuuta! I hear you're good at ranking!" Lin said. Fuuta nodded happily. "Can you rank Ruki's pervertedness?"
A few moments later…
"Ruki-nii ranks number one for biggest perverts in all of Namimori…"
"EH!?" Tsuna exclaimed. "HE'S MORE PERVERTED THAN SHAMAL!!!!????"
"Tee hee!" Ruki laughed, fully recovered. She gave a peace sign. Tsuna groaned. More hell.
IT'S TRUE. I GET DRUNK AND HIGH OFF 'ANYTHING' XD