Somehow Ben knew Malef, EQ, Jafar, and Cruella has kids... he's psychic apparently.

And I'm going to have a SWAT team after me.

Warning: attempted murder


Ben couldn't believe his ears. Had he really just heard that right? Gil didn't exist?

"There were no records at all of his existence, son."

No. No. No. That can't be true! Evie said... Mal...

He was so confused at the moment. How was Gil not a person when Evie and Mal had said something.

"That or Gil had no birth certificate, making him illegally born." The words sunk in. Gaston wouldn't do that to his own child, would he? He couldn't have hurt his own son and make him not exist. "If that was the truth, his name cannot be signed or written on any professional document, as Auradon rules." Professional documents... the meaning dawned on him.

If Gil exists, I can't bring him to Auradon.


Gil traced the grains of wood on the table, barely staring at his food. I'm not coming to Auradon. Why?! He reluctantly took a fry, making Uma and Harry at least content he wouldn't starve.

"It's alright, Gil," Uma said, kissing the top of his head as Harry dared anyone in the shop to make a comment. Luckily, most of the crew was there who had immediately accepted them. The crew was family, and couldn't for the sake of them reject their captain, first mate, and second mate.

One of the customers gave a disgusted glance, and Desiree was right there to shove her sword in his face. "If anything, you're more disgusting," she hissed.

Everything was pretty quiet for a while. Gil didn't say anything, which was starting to worry Uma. She knew Gil was upset, but he still liked to talk.

"Well well, if it isn't the runt trying to hide," a voice drawled. Uma and Harry looked up, immediately growling as Harry reached for his sword.

Junior smiled darkly as he walked down the steps. He watched as Uma made no move towards him. "Refusing to serve a customer, Uma? Wonder what your mom would say."

She gritted her teeth. "You're not welcome here. Go find somewhere else to eat."

The eldest son of Gaston only took a seat, smirking at her. "Make me, Shrimpy." Uma flinched at the nickname, as some of the customers left, sensing a fight.

Immediately, a tentacle lashed out, slamming into Uma. "STOP DRIVING AWAY CUSTOMERS!" Ursula shrieked. "YOU'RE SUCH A DISGRACE!"

"It wasn't me," she gasped as she took each beating.

"IT WAS MY SISTER'S DISGUSTING BOY, HUH? WHERE IS HE?!" Uma watched as Morgan quickly hid, Junior only smiling.

"Miss, it appears you have a problem. I apologize for having any part in it," he said, watching as Gil was shaking. Ursula seemed to halt, noticing Gaston's heir. Gil took the silence as a time to make a move.

"I HATE YOU SO MUCH!" He yelled, immediately slamming his fists into his older brother. All his loyalty was gone. Junior and Bronze had almost killed him, he was done being nice. Gil kept punching Junior, drawing blood from the obviously surprised teen. "See how you like it! Feel so helpless don't you?!" He screamed in Junior's ear, aiming a punch upside his jaw.

Suddenly, Junior's eyes flashed as he grabbed the offending arm, twisting it painfully. Gil whimpered, going limp on instinct. He let Junior beat him, not protecting himself at all. He snarled at Harry and Uma. "If you try to take him back, I'll kill you."

"Why do you want him so much?!" Uma asked, fists clenched. "You've made it abundantly clear you don't care for him."

"Well, Dad wasn't happy when Bronze tried to kill him. Gil has something we don't, and we're going to use that. Details I can't tell, so don't test me." He suddenly held up something, and Uma's eyes widened. It was the knife Ariel was supposed to use to kill Prince Eric, the one she failed to use and died before allowed to live again and marry him. Now, it was a highly weaponized object that could turn anyone into sea foam. "I can kill you very easily with this. It still works, if you don't believe me..." he grabbed Desiree, dropping Gil on the floor.

He cut of a small lock of her hair, watching as it shriveled into sea foam. Junior held it to her throat. "Bye-bye, girly," he cooed.

"No!" Jonas cried, knocking Desiree out of the way as the blade crashed down into his chest. Blood quickly seeped out. He gurgled and foamed at the mouth. Desiree covered her mouth as tears escaped her eyes.

"HOW COULD YOU?!" Gil screamed. Uma and Harry watched as his eyes turned bright gold, grabbing Junior and flinging him aside like he was the Hulk, and ripped the blade out of Jonas's chest. Uma sword she saw gold magic zipping up the wound, and cleaning away any foam.

Th blond panted, blinking and sitting with the blade in hand. Junior slowly got up. "Well, that was interesting. It all the years we've tortured you, you've never once done a thing, but when we hurt someone else," he laughed, before stalking over and grabbing the knife, plunging it into Gil's back. "If it's true then..."

Gil made quiet noises, eyes widened at the pain before Junior took out the dagger.

"GIL!" Uma screamed at the top of her lungs, running over and catching him as he fell. "It's okay, it's okay baby. You're gonna be okay." Gil's eyes flashed gold again. His wound slowly healed up, and Junior smiled, ripping him away from Uma.

She blinked. "I don't understand... how is he...?"

Junior smiled. "It's a long story," he said, before walking out and leaving the two pirates completely shocked.


As the horror seemed to end, an old wrinkled lady quickly left the shop, paying a generous tip to the waiters and rushing through the streets. Most people gave weird looks because well, it's an old lady running like Dash Parr.

The lady didn't mind as she pushed past people, and if you looked close, you could see tears in her eyes.

Once she reached her destination, an old abandoned storehouse where no one else lived, she locked herself in and turned on the flickering lights. Her glamour dropped into a beautiful woman, one that would rival any of the Auradon princesses and win.

The woman gasped softly as she shook, unable to contain what she just saw. Slowly, she paced over to where a glass ball sat. She placed a hand ontop of it, as magic energy flowed into the ball. It burst to life, showing images inside.

Images of Gaston Jr. beating up Gil and nearly killing him.

The scene replayed over and over again, as the lady sat down and watched it. It hurt so much to see it. The blond panted, blinking and sitting with the blade in hand. Junior slowly got up. "Well, that was interesting. It all the years we've tortured you, you've never once done a thing, but when we hurt someone else," he laughed, before stalking over and grabbing the knife, plunging it into Gil's back. "If it's true then..." Gil made quiet noises, eyes widened at the pain before Junior took out the dagger.

"I'm so sorry Gil," Circe whispered, a tear running down her face. "I'm sorry my precious angel...

"My little boy."


*bursts the room with Men In Black/Ghostbusters mashup and full army outfit* Come at me SWAT team, I'm ready. *loads rifle*

If you don't know who Circe is, you don't know Disney. At all. BUT... more importantly, if you don't know who Dash Parr is (and DO NOT Google it then say you do) you are truly not a good Disney Pixar fan.

*cough* Incredibles *cough*

~Evil