(A/N: This is just a reminder to all you viewers that no Pokemon were harmed or suffered alcohol poisoning in this upcoming chapter.)
Chapter 2
Later on in the evening, everyone was getting ready for the big party tonight. Everyone showered, with the exception of Monferno, who had his own way of getting spruced up and still looking good. The hotel had a dance area including a bar which was just for Pokemon. From the looks of it, tonight was gonna be a good night.
Pikachu met with the others in the hallway. Buneary and Pachirisu were still in their room, getting ready and telling the others to go without them, which they did without question. Mamoswine, who wasn't much of a partier, was sleeping in his room. And Grotle, well, enough said. "Everyone ready?" Pikachu asked.
"Ready to get fucked up if that's what you mean," Buizel said.
"So Staraptor, how many shots do you think you can down tonight?" Monferno asked. "Because I bet I can drink more than you."
"Is that a challenge?" Staraptor asked.
"You bet it is," Monferno said with a smile. "Bring it bitch."
"Oh, it is so on," Staraptor said.
(A/N: Alright, I got all of you a nice little song here, which pretty sets the theme for this party, since it involves different names of mixed drinks. It's called "Shots" by LMFAO.)
*The group finally made their way towards the bar area, not surprised at all to see Pokemon there already. "Damn, so much for getting here early," Piplup said.
"Oh well, the night is still young," Cyndaquil said. "I'll find us a seat quick."
Pikachu then decided to get a bottle of the best liquor they could find and went up to the bartender. "What'll it be?" the bartender asked, who was a Kecleon.
"Give me a bottle of the best vodka you have," Pikachu said. Vodka was a common favorite between the group.
The Kecleon went back and came back with a bottle of Smirnoff. "It may not be the most expensive, but taste-wise it's definitely recommended," he said.
"I'll take it," Pikachu said, giving him the Poke needed. Pikachu then went back to the table with the bottle and shot glasses. "Alright everyone," he then said, as he poured everyone a shot. "I say right now we make a toast." They then raised their glasses into the air. "Here's to a good night, and hopefully we'll still be breathing by tomorrow morning." They then downed each of their shots in one gulp.
"You know what," Buizel then said. "I say before we go out there, we finish this entire bottle."
Monferno then eyed Staraptor with a grin on his face. "I like that idea."
"Get me three more shot glasses," Staraptor then said, a smirk on her face.
Monferno then realized he was truly being challenged. "Get me three as well," he said.
"No, fuck this," Pikachu said. "If you're doing that, then someone else is paying for alcohol because I ain't paying for all your shit."
With that, the battle begun. Both Monferno and Staraptor started downing the shots they had. "So Monferno, is it starting to burn your throat yet?" Staraptor asked.
"I'm a fire-type," Monferno said. "I don't feel a burn."
Once the bottle was finished, both of them clearly looked drunk, or at least were starting to. The bad part was that they were just getting started.
As the night progressed, it was a constant cycle of drinking and partying. Everyone at this point was practically smashed. Of course, that was then the karaoke machine came out. The group, including Monferno and Staraptor who took a break, got on top of the stage, and ended up singing "Friends In Low Places" by Garth Brooks. It would've been better if they were just a little bit more sober, but the crowd enjoyed it nonetheless.
"Wait a minute guys," Piplup then said while they went down.
"What is it Piplup?" Pikachu asked.
Piplup appeared to be a bit embarrassed as he started blushing slightly. "Well, I'm actually doing a song myself, solo," he said.
"Oh," Buizel then said. "Well, good luck man. We'll be cheering for ya." Well, all of them except Monferno and Staraptor, who had gotten back to their "battle."
Piplup then got back on stage and took the mic. "Hey everyone," he said. "This is Piplup again, and now I'm going to sing "Waiting For A Girl Like You" by Foreigner."
Everyone seemed surprised by the song choice. "Um, does Piplup have a girlfriend we don't know about?" Cyndaquil asked.
"Oh God," Buizel said, putting a paw to his forehead. "I hope this isn't about that Marill." Piplup then began singing:
So long, I've been looking too hard, I've been waiting too long
Sometimes I don't know what I will find, I only know it's a matter of time
When you love someone, when you love someone
It feels so right, so warm and true, I need to know if you feel it too
Maybe I'm wrong, won't you tell me if I'm coming on too strong
This heart of mine has been hurt before, this time I wanna be sure
I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
"Okay, maybe I stand corrected," Buizel said. Pikachu, however, had a possible idea about just who Piplup was talking about, but wasn't quite sure on it yet.
You're so good, when we make love it's understood
It's more than a touch or a word can say
Only in dreams could it be this way
When you love someone, yeah, really love someone
Now I know it's right, from the moment I wake up till deep in the night
There's nowhere on earth that I'd rather be than holding you tenderly
I've been waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
I've been waiting for a girl like you, your loving will survive
I've been waiting for someone new to make me feel alive
Yeah, waiting for a girl like you to come into my life
All of a sudden Piplup, who was on the edge of the stage, suddenly felt something come up, quickly got on all fours and puked right over the edge. Unfortunately, someone just happened to be where he puked. "Aagh! WHAT THE FUCK!?" the Pokemon said, who happened to be an Empoleon. Feeling better, Piplup collapsed on the stage, now passed out.
"And there goes Piplup," Buizel said.
"Think he'll be alright?" Pikachu asked.
"Oh yeah, he'll be fine," Buizel said. "He's a tough little Pokemon." He then looked over to where Staraptor and Monferno were.
Monferno and Staraptor were staring at each other, bloodshot and wasted. "Come on, I bet you won't do it," Monferno said, slurring his words.
"I bet you I will," Staraptor said, her words slurred as well. She attempted to put the glass to her beak, but it proved to be too much as she collapsed in her seat.
"Ha!" Monferno said. "That's right bitch, I beat you! I totally-" But then he collapsed in his seat as well.
"Shit, we're dropping like flies," Buizel said. He then looked to Pikachu. "Hey Pikachu, how you feeling?"
"I'm alright," Pikachu said. He was wasted, but not at his peak yet.
"Cool," Buizel said. "How about you Cyndaquil?" He looked over and saw that Cyndaquil was passed out as well. "Nevermind," Buizel added. "Say Pikachu, what are we going to do now?"
"I don't know," Pikachu said. "I guess we'll just have to see what comes our way."
"Yeah, but dude," Buizel said. "We're totally fucked up right now." "Just as I imagined."
"I know," Pikachu said. "That being said, let's make sure we don't do anything stupid the rest of the night. Deal?"
"Deal," Buizel said, giving Pikachu a fist bump. If only, if only they were in their right state of minds.
(A/N: Oh man, and to think we haven't gotten to the real funny part yet, which is next chapter unfortunately. I had to cut it here for the purpose of the plot, but I will sure you that's just absolutely hilarious. Anyway, hope you enjoyed the chapter and more will be coming soon!)
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