Hi Guys! Kitsune_no_Neko here! I'm proud to introduce chapter two of Setsuwa Shinkirou! Remember, all reviews are welcome, so please R&R. Speaking of reviews, I would like to dedicate this chapter to my first reviewer and first person to add me to his favorites list… HochiminShii!! Thank you Hochi, truly. Anyways guys, I'm trying to update a new chapter at least once per week, we'll see how that works out. If I don't get one out one week, feel free to E-Mail me (at Neko_no_) and yell at me some to get it out =) If your actually reading this…I have a poll going on as well. Don't be a bump on a log, help shape the story the way you like! (With my limited and provided choices..haha?)

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"Sakura" Shadow announces.

The Hokage sighed at this. "Shadow-san, you have a lot of work ahead of you."

Shadow looked at the aging Hokage with curiosity. "What does that mean?" Sarutobi got a twinkle in his eye, almost as evil as the smirk on his face. With a sinister chuckle he delivered the news…

"Why Shadow-san, she is a true blue fan girl, and she won't part from her ways easy. Not only that, but I'm making YOU tell her she can't be around her precious crush for her genin career." Shadow was now all out glaring at Sarutobi, not even trying to hide it anymore. Who was this old geezer to make him to the hard work? While shadow contemplated how to get back at Sarutobi, Rouge seemed to realize just what they will be dealing with.

"Wait, a fan girl? Sarutobi-sama, Is this a punishment you inflict on new recruits to prove they are trustworthy or something? This seems a little extreme." Sarutobi just laughs softly. "No Rouge-Chan, we don't have enough new recruits to combat the growing pestilence. We try, though I am not sure we may ever truly defeat the plague that is fan girls." Sarutobi then pulls a slip of paper from his desk and scribbles down some instructions on it. "Shadow-san, here is the directions to the academy where Sakura is enrolled. Good luck, I expect progress reports monthly at least. Coraline, why don't you go with Shadow-san, you need to get introduced to your classmates anyway." Coraline just scoffs. "Yea, whatever." Shadow takes one last look at Sarutobi before he grabs Coraline by the shoulder. "At least I can do this, old man!" and then shadow pulls out a green gem, hung from a blackened chain around his neck, and in a flash he is gone.

"Seems he can do Hirashin…good. Rouge, you and shadow will make excellent teachers. I'm sure of it. Now, let's get to business, shall we?" Rouge nods and gives one of her fanged smiles. "Yes, let's."

Ninja Academy

"Team 7 will be Uchiha Sasuke, Uzumaki Naruto, and Haruno Sakura."

"Yatta!" Yelled Sakura Haruno as she jumped from her seat. "In your face Ino-pig!" Before Ino could give a retort, a slight pop was heard, and a green flash appeared at the end of the room near Irukas desk. Two people appeared from the flash. A young girl and a man no older than 25 it seemed. The young girl looked no older than themselves, had brown hair the color of dark chocolate with ice blue highlights. She had ice blue lines that came to the middle of each cheek and a fanged smile. Her clothing consisted of dull silver combat boots, black ninja pants that were cut off just below the knee of her right leg, and a royal purple sleeveless shirt. All of this way topped off by a blue necklace that way cut into the shape of an eye and a tiger striped purple and black Jounin style vest with the kanji for 'Mirages' stitched in white thread on her back.

"Haruno Sakura?"

"Hai?" The young girls head whips towards sakura and fixes her in place with an icy stare. "I've been looking for you Sakura…I've come to take you away…away to hell!" and then the girl nearly flies up the stairs towards Sakura and grabs her by the left arm and hurls her towards the man at the front. As soon as Sakura left her arms, a kunai came flying towards the girl. Unfortunately for her attacker, she twisted her wrist slightly and caught the kunai by the ring on the handle. "High Genin, low Chuunin level throw. Not good enough." And then proceeds to hurl it at Sasuke, cutting off the 'ducks ass' part of his hair. Finally Sakura regains her bearings about being thrown.

"What the hell? Who are you two and why did you just throw me out of my seat?"

"My name is Shinkirou no Coraline, and like I said, I'm sending you to hell. That guy I threw you to? He is my dad, Ranmyaku no Shadow, and he is going to be your new teacher. I'm replacing you on team 7 and you get a private tutor. And what I said about hell? Not true really. You will want to vacation in hell by the end of the first week."

Sakura was speechless as she tried to process the new information. Shadow just chuckled. I see princess needs to reboot. Sorry…" He waves his hand towards Iruka in a 'tell me' gesture. "Iruka." "Right, sorry about interrupting class Iruka. Ja ne." Shadow then grabs Sakura by the shoulder and pulls out his green gem once more. In a flash of green light, shadow and sakura are no more. Meanwhile, Coraline is leaning back in Sakuras chair, staring at the ceiling.

"Coraline-san? Could you come up here and introduce yourself to the class? Please say your name, likes, dislikes, dreams, and anything else you may like to mention." Iruka called out. Coraline sighed and trudged up to the front of the classroom. She stood up and assumed a cocky posture.

"Hey guys. As you already know, I'm Shinkirou no Coraline. My likes are inventing new genjutsu and testing them on random things, I also like all types of seafood and steaks. My dislikes are most fruits, excluding bananas, slow days, my dads training which sakura must now endure." Coraline then bows are head and says in a loud whisper 'May she rest in peace' which brought a nervous chuckle from the class. "My dreams for the future is to perfect my mom and dads signature jutsu and creating a few of my own to pass on to my children. Some things I believe I should add…I have created 7 ninjutsu of my own, please don't tell my dad, and 1 ninjutsu. I have a Kekkai Genkai that allows me to create genjutsu out of sounds and songs. So if you have ears, you can be caught in my genjutsu. Ain't that fun? Let's see…I'm running out of things to say now…Oh yea! I've never been hit by a taijutsu move except for my mom and dads taijutsu styles. Just remember I'm kinda young, so I haven't fought many opponents yet…And finally, no one touches my necklace. And I mean NO ONE! Touch it, and I will kill you. Simple as that."

And with her speech of awe inspiring terror done, Coraline sits back in Sakuras chair and goes back to staring at the ceiling. Iruka just sweat drops at her mood swings.

"Yes…well…right. Genin, wait in this room for your Jounin sensei. Coraline closes her eyes as she thinks about what a crummy time she is going to have babysitting 2 brats for a good couple months.

Training Ground 32

With a flash of green light, Sakura is deposited on the ground with Shadow standing right above her. She is staring wide-eyed at shadow, like he really was going to kill her dead right then and there.

"Hirashin…" Sakura whispers.

"Yes, I can do the Hirashin…think it might be worth learning from me now?"

Sakura mulls over those facts briefly before nodding. "Good. Since I know your new to this, and you don't have the stamina of me or Coraline, we'll start small today and I'll even let you choose your tort-I mean…training. 100 laps around the training field or 10 laps around the village. Your choice."

"What! This is light training?" Sakura screeched. Shadow uncapped his hands from his ears, which still rang from the pitch of her voice. "Great, yet another thing I must break you of…damn fan girls. Well, what are you waiting on? Since you won't choose, I will for you. 100 laps around the training field. With an extra 20 added since I had to decide for you. GO!" When Sakura stood there dumbly for a few seconds, Shadow sighed and held up his arm as if he was going to throw something.

"Chaos Spear!" Then a bolt of what seemed to be electricity, yet too wild to be that, raced towards sakura until she decided to dodge. She ran around the training grounds to do so. While this torture was going on, a lone figure hovered a good 30-40 feet above the training grounds.

"Shadow…you always had a way with your students." Then the figure flew off towards Konoha, slowly disappearing from view, a chuckle heard as they left.

Shadow stopped lobbing chaos spears at sakura as he heard the laugh. It sounded familiar, yet alien. He shrugged it off when he witnessed Sakura trying to rest. Can't have that, now can we? He proceeded to hurl a Chaos Spear at her before she could fully stop, to make her resume her running.

Neko: Hope you enjoyed this chapter. Remember, I'm always open to talk to. My email is at the top of the page. Chapter three will be up next week. R&R or I'll have my fax eat you!! (Look at my avatar pic to understand this.)