A/N: Thanks for the reviews, everyone! To Silencian-san, this fic isn't a lemon, it's just a light fluffy one on how Patty helps Hiyori with her drawings and eventually con- whoops, no spoiler. It's not lemon, did the title and summary give you the wrong impression? Sorry! ^^;
Zokusho-san, delay I shall. Thanks for the advice! ^^ Mikeru-D-san, here it is!
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.. T.T
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I stayed there in the restroom, pacing back and forth for what felt like eternity.
She kissed me. Patty-chan kissed me.
I could feel my heartbeat. It felt like Hir*ma Yu*chi's machine guns.
Doki. Doki. Dokidokidokidokidokidoki.
"What do I do? Draw it? I saw the reflection in the mirror, a scene like this would be perfect for.. No! I should draw het pairings! No, that's not it!", I thought frantically, instictively reaching for my pencil. My pencil that was back in the classroom. Oh no. I ran back to the classroom. Luckily, it wasn't locked yet. I breathed a sigh of relief, and opened the door.
The light of the sunset passed through the windows. It was quiet, even though there were still a lot of students outside. Something was way too familiar with this scene.. I fixed my things, and put them into my bag. I still had other things to think about, other than this possible anime scene that was happening. I picked my bag up, and turned the knob.
Crash! The closet that held the cleaning materials fell. One of it's doors opened.
"Oh no, oh no. Here it is. It's a bloodthirsty chir**teran, I know it. Or an underwear eating O**han. Or worse.", I thought."Please don't eat my drawing hand! Or me, for that matter!", I said.
I kept one hand on the knob, and fumbled in my bag for my sketchpad and pencil with the other.
"Ow! Owww! Geez, I wonder how T*iga pulled this one off in the anime..", the "thing" in the closet muttered.
"Idiot! I told you not to move so much! Besides, don't you think it'll be easier to talk to her if we're outside this closet?", another "thing" in the closet yelled.
"Huh? Can it be..", I slowly approached the closet, and used my pencil to poke the closet door.
"Ow! My head!", out tumbled Izumi-senpai, followed by Hiiragi Kagami-senpai, who landed on top of Izumi-senpai.
"Ah! Senpai! Sorry! Wait, could you not move for a while?", I said, and started to sketch the scene.
Yes.. The way Izumi-senpai was sprawled on the ground, and the way Hiiragi Kagami-senpai was on top of her.. The way their uniforms were somewhat wrinkled to the point that it made them look like.. Wait. No. I stopped drawing.
"Eh? What's wrong, Hiyorin?", Izumi-senpai asked. Hiiragi Kagami-senpai got up, and helped Izumi-senpai up.
"Nothing, senpai. But why're you and Kagami-senpai here?", I asked, and stuffed my drawing materials back into my bag.
"Well, let's just say something told me that you needed a bit of inspiration.. I'd rather have talked to you myself, but since Kagamin couldn't keep herself off me.. literally, as you saw.. She came along.", Izumi-senpai reasoned.
"Did this 'something', no, maybe someone happen to be named Patty?", I said.
"Idiot! I don't want you to do anything weird! Anyway, she seemed to be rather worried about you.. Did something happen?", Kagami-senpai yelled at Izumi-senpai, then asked me.
"Hn, you just helped me do something weird..", Izumi-senpai smugly muttered.
"What's that you're saying?", Kagami-senpai said.
I lost track of their conversation as it came back to me. Something.. "I should do this, though, just in case..", Patty said, coming closer. And suddenly, I felt a pair of soft, warm lips gently pressing on mine.. And suddenly withdrew. "Well, that should do it! Don't stop drawing, Hiyorin, you know you want it! Bye-nii!", Patty said, and left the restroom.. Soft, warm lips?! What the heck?!
"No! She.. I .. w-w-we.. Look, a flying yellow cat with a Santa hat!", I said, pointing at the window.
"Ch*yo's dad?! Really?", Izumi-senpai said, instantly turning to the window.
"Well, bye, Izumi-senpai, Kagami-senpai!", I said, picked my bag up, and ran out of the classroom.
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I was running out of breath when I reached the infirmary. I stopped, and leaned against the wall to catch my breath. The door of the infirmary opened. Yutaka stepped out, followed closely by Minami.
"Oh, the sun is already setting! It took that long? I'm sorry for keeping you at school, Minami-chan!", Yutaka said.
"It was nothing. You shouldn't stress yourself, Kobayakawa-san.", Minami replied.
"Mm! Let's go, Minami-chan!", Yutaka said, taking Minami's hand.
Minami looked pleasantly shocked, and smiled. She nodded, and started walking.
Kyaa! I mentally squealed. Must not squeal.. Out loud, that is.. I quietly took my sketchbook and pencil from my bag. I started drawing the scene.. Moe-loli angel with her knight in shining armor..
It was just like a scene out of Str**b***y P*n*c! Wait.. If one of them was a guy, then it would be a het pairing! I edited a few details here and there..
"Minami-kun.. You always help me..", Yutaka said, and stopped walking.
"Kobayakawa-san..", Minami said, and bent down to see if anything was wrong with Yutaka.
"That's why.. I'd like to thank you..", she gave Minami a peck on the cheek.
I finished the drawing, and subconsciously ran my thumb across my lips. "..You know you want it!"
Patty's words echoed through my head. "Do I really want.. that..?", I thought.
The door of the infirmary opened yet again, and out came.. Patty. She closed the door quietly behind her.
"Oh, hi Hiyorin! Still here? Ooh, a doujin! Lemme see!", she said, and looked at the drawing.
"Ah! She's here! What should I do? What should I do? What if she.. No, she wouldn't do that after making those moves.. That's right, act normal.. Easier said than done, when my heart is beating like a machine gun.. ", I stood up, and got ready to run, just in case.
"This is so cute! Is this a bishounen version of Minami, and a loli-shota version of Yutaka?", Patty said, examining the drawing closely.
"Huh?", I said, and looked at the drawing. Sure enough.. It was yaoi.
"What do you mean 'huh'? Tried to draw het again?", Patty sighed.
"Yeah, well.. Hey, what're you still doing here?", I asked, changing the subject.
"Just a little sightseeing. I let the main attraction leave first, though.", Patty winked.
"I see..", I said, and fixed my things.
"Anyway, Hiyorin, why'd you decide to draw het pairings? I mean, I like het pairings as well, but you drawing them is a little.. Out of character.. And it's kind of like you're in denial.
What's up, Hiyorin? Is there a girl you like?", Patty asked.
"W-what? N-nah, t-that can't be it.. M-maybe I'm just trying something new! Y-yeah!", I stuttered.
"Hmm? Then why do you genderbend H*ru*i and Ky*n into either a yaoi or yuri pairing when you draw them? They're already a het pairing."
"I-um-well.. Would you look at the time! I'll be going now, careful going home!", I waved goodbye, and ran. I ran all the way to the train stration.
"I'm in denial..?", I thought, as I boarded the train.
True, I've always drawn either yaoi or yuri.. But lately, I've been trying to draw het pairings.. Why?
"..It's kind of like you're in denial. What's up, Hiyorin? Is there a girl that you like?" Her words yet again echoed in my head. I like.. a girl..? Weird as it sounded, it might be true. But then.. who could that girl be?
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A/N: Hiyori's figuring it out, but she's a bit dense, isn't she? XD