Episode 102B – Welcome to Krustiness
It was Raymond's first day on the job. He woke up, got his suit on, and went to work, experiencing withdrawal. Instead of cooking for no one (Which Plankton –his boss- said he does), he was debriefed on the nearby restaurant. The restaurant was called the Krusty Krap (Fine, Krusty Krab). There were three (count em') workers. There was the red boss, Eugene Krabs. He was smelly, treated his workers horribly, and had sex with money. Then there was Squidward Tentacles. He was lazy, blue, and snarky (Raymond might get along with him.). And then there's Spongebob Squarepants. DEAR NEPTUNE. Loud, irritating, has a bad laugh, is a stalker, a lot of people hate him, he never gets in trouble, he's evil, and he's friends with Sandy.
Raymond decided to put this to the test. He went to the Krusty Krab. He was right. Spongebob was laughing all day, Eugene was doing things with money, and Squidward… seemed okay. He walked home disgusted at that dirty dollar. He realized he was glad he had a job. But he was sad he had a moral. Maybe he could use some cigarettes and anemone movies that night. That would drown out the good.