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Singin' in the Bar
"Hey! You wanna come over and hang out with me instead of these losers?" Some guy had come over and started hitting on Abby.
"Nope."
"Come on, it'll be fun." Abby shook her head. Tony chuckled as McGee's face turned red.
"McRedface… ow! Zee-vah! What was that for?" Ziva had punched Tony in the stomach.
"Don't tease McGee."
"Well you guys help me out with a song?" McGee asked Tony, Gibbs and Ducky. They all nodded.
They walked up on to the stage while McGee asked the DJ to play it. As the music started, Tony laughed at McGee's choice.
McGee sang first:
I told my friend I'd check for you
He told me that he liked you too
But then I saw him kissing you
I could've died when he said, hands off she's mine
Said hands off she's mine
Hands off she's mine, I want her all the time
Hands off she's mine, hands off she's mine.
After the guys left, some more guys came and started flirting with the girls. Ziva was laughing with some guy. Tony's insides boiled. He sang:
I knew that this was real although
As usual, comes mixed up with fear.
I knew that I could wait
Although it just might take a thousand years.
Jenny and some guy were talking. Gibbs glared at the guy, who was totally oblivious that he had pissed off a jealous marine. Gibbs took the next part.
Said hands off she's mine
Hands off she's mine
Hands off she's mine, until the end of time
Hands off she's mine, hands off she's mine.
Then all four of them sang together.
La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la.
Now we're going steady, been together several weeks
I check out all the other guys who we see on the streets
When I say, hands off she's mine
Hands off she's mine
Hands off she's mine, it takes up all my time
Hands off she's mine, hands off she's mine.
A few guys were flirting with Abby, but she was slightly uncomfortable. McGee opened his mouth to sing, but Gibbs beat him to the punch.
I said hands off me daughter
I tell ya get yer hands off me daughter
C'mon mek me said don't mess around on ya,
C'mek mek me tell ya don't want ta get ya.
Again all of them.
La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la,
La, la, la, la.
Then Tony sang again.
Funny how the best things never last for every day
I thought she was my girlfriend
'Till I heard that someone else was saying,
They all finished off the song.
Hands off she's mine. Hands off she's mine.
Hands off she's mine. Hands off she's mine.
Hands off she's mine. Hands off she's mine.
Hands off she's mine. Hands off she's mine.
Hands off she's mine. Hands off she's mine.
Hands off she's mine.
The crowd burst into applause. They all climbed down and made their way back to the table. The guys were still there. "Get lost." Gibbs growled.
"No, you get lost, geeky." The guy by Abby said. "She wants to hang out with me."
"A quick word, outside." McGee and the man walked out.
"Dude, get over it." Then McGee punched him in the face.
"I said, Hands off she's mine." And McGee walked back to find that Gibbs and Tony had dealt with the rest. Abby gave McGee a hug and a kiss on the cheek, which made McGee turn bright red.
A/N: Jealous boys, doesn't get much better. Reviews make me happy! Any song requests?
Song: Hands off she's mine by The English Beat