Warning: this story contains: kittens, adorable kawaiiness, Near's laughter, L acting like a cat, L's cat and much worse...
Now enjoy this unending adorable comedy.
"MEOW!"
Near was shocked as he heard the meowing from the cat. It was L's cat.
"Hey, Near." L said, smiling.
"The real L. I never knew you were alive. Did Light Yagami kill you?" Near asked.
"No, that was a replica. The real me has to buy me a new cat since everyone LUVS me!" L said with a cute face.
"Ok."
"Have you seen any Claymores around? Like The curly-blonde long haired, or a Short haired one going up to her neck or chin?" L asked.
"Not that I know of." Near said.
The weirdest part is that L crawled down to his knees, and acted like a cat.
"Meeooowww!" L exclaimed softly. This made Near nervous, but he couldn't help it but smile.
"Meeeoooww! Meeeeooowww!"
"Stop it! Don't try to make me laugh." Near chuckled.
L purred to his foot, making him laugh a little.
"Stop it! hahaha! That...that tickles!" Near squeals.
L with his force, pushed Near to the ground, gently.
"What are you doing?!" Near exclaimed.
The cat experienced his foot a little.
Near tried to reach his phone to watch King Bach's vines on youtube, but the cat sniffed his foot, making him laugh again.
" Hahahaha! Bad cat! b-b-bad cat." Near cried.
"The cat told me to wash your feet, because she told me, they stink. I'll have to use this hose, to clean you up. You might feel a little tickle." L advised.
Then he switched the hose up and the water sprayed. Near was worried, his feet were automatically ticklish.
"Hold still, Near." L said, coming closer to Near.
L grabbed his left foot and began to spray his sole with water.
"HEHEHEHEY! STOHOHOHOHOP! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! L! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
Then he was done with his left foot. Then the right was about to be sprayed as well.
"HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEHEHEHEHHEHEHEASE! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"
"How do they smell, L.E.?" L asked his cat.
His cat sniffed again, and she smiled.
"MEOW!"
"She says 'she's happy.' I want to do a challenge with you, Near. Just sit up here." L said, patting the seat.
Near sits right there and waits for L's instructions. Then L tied him up with chains, and handcuffs on his wrists and ankles, and spilling Milk on his feet.
"What I'm doing is pouring milk for my cat onto your soles. And then the cat will lick it all up and then the challenge is over. It will feel ticklish, So i ADVISE you not to laugh, okay?"
Near was scared after L advised him NOT to laugh. His feet are REALLY ticklish. The cat licked up and down to his sole. He cracked a smile, straining not to laugh.
"Remember what I told you, Near?" L said.
"Yes..." Near squeaked.
L watched him straining, not to laugh. The cuteness continues.
He must be really ticklish on his feet. L thought. "Near, just think of sad thoughts like the Kira case."
"But the Kira case is already over." Near squealed.
"Right."
Then finally, Near couldn't take another lick. He burst into uncontrollable laughter.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA! IHIHI CAHAHAHAHAN'T DOHOHOHO IHIHIHIHIT! HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
L was curious. then he used a towel to clean his soles, except his toes.
He used a towel for his soles to not get covered by milk. Near was so scared because that's the worst spot on his body.
"Alright. I'm giving you another chance. Make sure to NOT laugh or chuckle this time." L advised him again. "If I do, then I'll let the cat lick all the milk until it's done. If you do not, I'll give you 1 minute for this torture. Understand?"
"Uh huh." Near said nervously.
Then the cat began to lick his sensitive toes. Near strained so hard to not laugh, but when it hits his middle, He laughed so hard.
"HAHAHAHHAHAHANOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA! NOHOHOHOT THEHEHHE TOHOHOHOHOES! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! PLEHEHHEHHASE ANYWHEHEHEHERE BUTHHUHUHUHUHUT THEHEHEHE TOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOES!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
"You laughed, Near. Now the cat's almost done. Hold still." L said.
"EEEEHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Near screamed.
"MEOW!"
"You're done? alright." L said to the cat.
He lifted the cat down.
"I'm not done yet. I have to make sure your toes are dry." L said.
He used the same towel. Near squrirmed in not restraining to laughter.
"alright. We're almost done, Near." He said, picking up the feather.
"L, what's the feather for?" Near questioned.
"Checking to make sure your feet are dry, and I'm also gonna use this toothbrush." L said.
L brung the feather in his middle toe, which makes him squeal.
Then he moved the paintbrush around his sole, making him laugh EXTREMELY hard.
"HAHAHAHAHAHHAHASTHOHOHHOHOHOHOP! L! AHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
L touched his sole gently and used his fingers to lightly tease them. Near was squirming, and laughing super bad.
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOHOHOHOHOHOHO! STOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOP!"
L was chuckling a little. He stopped torturing him with his fingers and paintbrush. Now he used the bottom of the feather to check for the wetness on his feet. He grabbed his toes, and he began searching. It made Near giggle uncontrollably.
" Hahahahahahaha! Plehehehehehease stohohohohop! Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!" Near laughed.
The squeals and laughter increased when it came to the middle of the sole.
"Hmm. it's wet right here. And there... " L said. He used the top part of the feather and wiped it to get thw water out.
Near was bursting into laughter as he cleaned out his soles with a feather.
"Oh, your toes though. they nees dried off. Hold still, Near."
" NOHOHOHOHOHOHOT THEHEHEHHEHEHEHE TOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOES! EEE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Near cried. " WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DO THIS?!?!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
The toes were dried off enough. He dropped the feather on the table.
"That's all we do." L said, unchaining him. "H-hey!"
"Your turn now, L to be tickled! Get him, L.E.!" He chuckled, pointing the cat to L.
L was laughing his head off as the cat licked his feet, while Near pins him down. They all were happy, but then,
"WHERE'S KIRA!!!"
L and Near was shocked the Kira case still continued.
"Get out of Here, L! Kira!" Light grabbed him by the shoulders.
To be continued...