Godzilla Visits The Park
Chapter 2
By Shadowgate
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Mordecai and Rigby both showed up on the field for a Halloween night meeting. They went up to Benson and Rigby said "we figured we wouldn't wear costumes. We figured we would come as we are because just like any other day that drives you nuts to the point where you want to fire us. That would indeed achieve the goal of Halloween to scare people."
Skips commented "they're poking fun at themselves."
Another employee decided to chime in "you know who looks scary without a Halloween costume on?"
Mordecai and Rigby answer in unison "your mom."
Benson said "alright now let's get down to business. If you see a child get hurt while trick or treating do not make physical contact with the child. Find out where his or her parents are and what the child's name is. Chances are the child will have friends around so they'll be witnesses and always document the incident and wait for the legal guardians to arrive. Make sure messes are cleaned up because that could lead to children getting injured and lawsuits."
Rigby chimed in and said "Benson what if you fall down? Would you want us to comfort you or would you sue us?"
Benson replied "if I got hurt you and Mordecai would be the last two I'd want around to comfort me."
Mordecai commented "especially after our Halloween prank last year I'm surprised you'll even speak to us."
Everyone started asking what the Halloween prank was that Mordecai and Rigby played on Benson.
Finally Benson said "they taped a picture of Charlie Manson's face over the face of my high school sweetheart."
Laughter is heard all around.
"When I went to bed on the night of the last Halloween I looked over at my high school sweethearts picture and screamed because I saw this madman with a beard."
Everyone laughs out loud.
Then that whacky employee asked "you know who looks like Charlie Manson with a beard?"
Rigby and Mordecai answer "your mom."
TO BE CONTINUED