A/N: I honestly did not expect to see so many favorites, follows, and reviews in the span of less than a week. I honestly love you guys.
The original chapter for Crossoverpairinglover's one-shot was the base for the previous chapter. I edited, added some stuff in..
Okay, just to let you guys know, I'm a major slack-off. There will be times where there is a couple weeks to maybe six months of not updating. When that happens, I'm either bored with the story, don't know what to do with it, or I have writer's block. Reading Jurassic Park recently broke that.
One more thing. Despite the first chapter being heavily edited by me, the writing style will be quite different from here-on out. I like being descriptive; there's a reason why the story is rated M. No smut or lemons though! I'm terrible at those.
I apologize for those who have waited a week for the next chapter. I will upload chapters on a weekly basis, from between 11 AM - 10 PM on Saturdays. I'm also a busy person, so don't be 'PLEASE PLEASE PLEASe update!' because those kind of reviews turn me off of writing.
This is mostly a filler chapter though, so be prepared for a major plot point coming up in chapter 3.
On with the story!
DISCLAIMER: I do not own Harry Potter or Jurassic Park. Those belong with J.K. Rowling, as well as Kathleen Kennedy and Gerald R. Molen respectively. Otherwise they would be hoarded on borderline obsessive by me.
Harry looked rather amused as the group of magicals- aside from the muggle-aware- gaped at the technology inside the building. The walls were papered over with a dinosaur theme, while a beautiful redwood information center sat in the middle of it. Its counters were a black marble, and at one end there was a cash register and a computer that didn't have a mouse or keyboard. Touch screen, maybe? To their right, there was a large archway that entered to what looked like a gift shop.
"Welcome to Safari Lodge!" the fifteen year old threw up his hands in a dramatic manner, bright green eyes glittering mischievously. "This is an updated version of the original one, with an added gift shop."
"Gift shop?" Fleur inquired curiously, while Ron and Ginny looked rather intrigued. Harry nodded vigorously, and reached behind the counter of the info center as if to grab something. After nearly falling over and earning a few snorts from his victi- guests, Harry turned right back around with a cheerful smile.
"Yup! It's not open at the moment though, because we need to find some staff for it." Shuffling the papers in his hands with a look of concentration, he began to look through them as if he was looking for something.
Fred and George looked at each other, brown eyes gleaming with anticipation. "I wonder if we can convince Harry to stay..." George murmured to his identical twin softly.
"Perhaps." Fred whispered back, glancing at the others with a rather waspish expression.
"AH! Here it is!" Harry's triumphant grin made the rather quiet group shift awkwardly. "Okay, since you guys were.. unexpected, I had to hook you guys up with a few rooms."
From the desk on top of him, Harry plucked off a large envelope sheath. "Room one contains Arthur, Molly, Remus, and Tonks. There are two full sized beds, as well as a bathroom. Room two, Bill and Fleur along with Ron and Hermione. Dumbledore, Snape, Moody, and McGonagall, room three. Room four, Fred and George, along with Ginny and Shacklebolt. Sirius buddy, you're rooming with alone."
"Aw c'mon!" came from most of the group, until something loud shot up into the air.
"Your keys must remain on you at all times, or you're sleeping with Rexy." Harry commented bluntly, a disturbing grin on his face.
"Er, Harry.." Ron looked mildly confused. "Where are you sleeping?"
For a moment, Harry looked like he had been caught like a deer in the headlights. "Um, by myself." he answered glibly after a minute or so. No-one believed him at that point, since they knew he was generally a terrible liar.
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox
"Where are we going, Mr. Potter?" McGonagall inquired as they were loaded all into the automatic Jeeps.
"To the Visitor Center." The messy-haired boy glanced up at his Transfiguration professor. "I'm going to show you guys something." In fact, Hammond had shown him the exact same thing the first time he saw this place.
"Ah, okay." came the slightly mollified voice of Tonks. A few of the older magicals- like Shacklebolt, Moody, and Arthur- were prodding the inside of the cars with a curious expression.
All of the kids- Ginny, Ron, Hermione, Fred, and George- had loaded three each to a front car. Remus and Sirius had split up to supervise them. The adults were all in the following cars.
Within the next ten minutes, various arguments had broken across all five cars. Adults shouting at each other, while the kids simply watched with wide eyes. It wasn't that until they pulled up to the visitor center that Harry produced a blow horn.
Green yes glinting mischievously, the black-haired boy switched on the mic and made a 'shhh' gesture by placing a finger in front of his lips.
"EVERYONE, WE ARE APPROACHING THE VISITOR CENTER. PLEASE SHUT YOUR MOUTHS." Harry's bland voice blared through all the cars, making a few people shriek in surprise and attempt to beat the shit out of the sound producer.
"Okay, now that's taken care of, let's exit the cars!"
Cheerily, Harry exited the jeep and practically bounced over to the entrance of a concrete building that had a concave curve. It had a tinted door with some kind of egg on it, while odd fossil designs decorate the arch around it. As the group walked up the stairs, the took note of what looked like a storage space next to the Visitor Center. The cars were slowly moving towards it as they approached the building, and with it, Harry.
Said boy was bouncing on his toes impatiently, a wide grin on his face.
"Harry, you're being creepy." Ron bluntly stated, eyeing the door contemplatively.
"Am I?" the boy answered breezily, opening the doors with a flourish. "In we go, people! And hurry up!"
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxoxoxoxoxox
Harry took note of the eager expression on Fred and George's face. Molly still looked quite grumpy at the situation she was in, and her face was gradually getting redder. Now slightly alarmed, Harry shifted his gaze to the rest of the group. McGonagall and Snape looked bored, while Dumbledore looked like he was sulking. Fred and George, along with the Marauders, were exploring. Lips twitching in amusement, he observed the rest of the group. Arthur and Shacklebolt were like kids in a candy store.
Moody was talking with Hermione, in which the two were shooting Dumbledore rather paranoid looks every now and then. Ron, Tonks, and Ginny were playing a game of Rock, Paper, Scissors.
Mentally cackling to himself, Harry brought up his walkie talkie and spoke into it.
"Prepare for a large group of people," he murmured to the receiver.
"..People are already coming?" answered Henry Wu, the Chief Geneticist. "I thought the park wasn't open until August first."
Harry didn't answer at first. "They came from the wizarding section." he sighed quietly, before letting out a small laugh. "In an attempt to kidnap me."
"..Ah. Well. I'll prep the team." came the reluctant response.
"Yup. I'll come with the turkeys soon. Potter out." Clicking off the walkie-talkie, he practically skipped forward a few steps. "If you'll follow me, we're going to go on a tour of the building."
With a skip in a step, Harry whistled cheerfully as he led the group towards the theatre.