Aardvark
It had been two weeks since
That day in the elevator,
Everything was basically normal
Except we weren't used to being friends.
After two weeks we finally stopped
Calling each other pet names
And accidently kissing.
I didn't like it very much
But those were not friend things.
Unfortunately, I had forgotten I was just Sam's friend.
Sam was not going to treat me the same,
Since I was just her friend.
As Sam's boyfriend,
I was treated differently than anyone else.
She showed me her feelings,
Every once in a while.
She shared food with me,
Listened to me sometimes,
And she never insulted me.
I have to admit it was awesome,
Of course, it didn't last long.
Now, Sam doesn't treat me like that,
And I have to be careful what I say in front of her.
She might beat me up.
Ok, she will beat me up.
I have to keep reminding myself,
To be careful around her,
But sometimes I forget
And then I really regret it.
It was a rainy Tuesday,
We were rehearsing for the next iCarly,
I decided I wanted a ham sandwich
You probably know where this is going,
I used Sam's special ham.
If we were still dating
She would have shared it with me.
That is not what happened.
She called me a stupid aardvark,
I had no idea what she meant,
Until I went to bed that night.
Sam filled my bed with red ants,
And they bit me
Everywhere.
Why is my ex-girlfriend so clever?
I wish we were still dating,
Then she would have apologized and kissed me.
And I would have felt fine.
I am a stupid aarvark for breaking up with her.
I miss that girl.
Stupid fire ants.
So, this is nothing like traditional poetry. If you don't like it, sue us. I hope you like it though!