Okay now Ladies and gentlemen now that we're in Russia why don't we do what the Russians do and go out on thr town and experience a little of the Russian nightlife. See what that has to offer now I know what your thinking but we all came here to have a really good time live it up and let our hair down try some Vodka dance till dawn and have some fun huh comrades said Kenny on a fake Russian accent and leaning in on Bebe Wendy and Louisa smiling and winking at Nicole
Id say your crazy no chance get off Bebe said pushing Kenny off
Look Kenny were all fine and anyway we have an early start tomorrow trains to catch and that so we can't really afford to go clubbing it all night staying up to dawn and if we did well God ownly knows what we'd be like to or row morning and sleeping in late look ken it was a lovely offer and thanks but maybe some other time we will go I'm sure theirs a lot of clubs in Moscow we can go to Nicole said
Aww come on Nicole dont be a spoil sport lets give the good old Ukrain some south park style fun as we might never be back here again as a group and it's just for one night little bit of fun we don't have to stay till dawn I was only kidding on that part just have a few drinks little bit of dancing then home Kenny said
No sorry Nicole's right we should all get some rest even an early night as we have a lot on tomorrow and we really can't aford to be tierd look when we get to Moscow we can maybe go out clubbing this weekend were going to be their for a few days so we can go out then clubbing and have some fun when we have nothing on the next day. and turning in early for one night won't hurt us said Bebe pushing Kennys arm off her
Oh fuck it fine then be like that your worse than a wet weekend tell you what you loosers stay here and I'll go out to the clubs on my own and I'll tell you what you missed tomorrow and the awesome time I had whist you are all good little kids tucked up in bed with your teddy bears yelled Kenny now in a bit of a mood
No look dude we all agreed before we even left south park that we would stay together as a large group on this trip and besides we don't know this town and hardly any of us knows Russian apart what we picked up in the phase books so I don't want pepol wandering off and getting themselfs lost Kyle yelled
Well unless you guys don't come with me then yeah we will be splitting the group up now cos I'm not staying in here with you lot. I wanna go into town and I don't know or very much care at this moment if you lot come or not but you'll be bord I'm gonna have a good time plenty of time to sleep when your old Kenny said
Look ken what I'm saying began Kyle but Kenny cut him off
No Kyle I'm not staying at home to go to bed early like a little kid being a good boy I'm not a kid any more and your not my fucking da if you wanna stay here like a looser then be my guest but I'm heading out sure come if you want the invite is their but don't stop me going Kenny said glaring at Kyle
Oh fuck this I'm going too might as well the tv is crap the channels are all in Russian and they don't even get Terrance and Philip here so that's no use said Cartman
What you still watch Terrance and Philip omg surly not you have so got to be kidding me said Token laughing
Like yeah I love that show it's awesome why don't you watch it any more said Cartman
Dude we like grew outta Terrance and Philip years ago it's the same old stuff they do farting on each other and that their not funny any more oh sure they were really funny when we were small kids things like that are funny. To kids seeing adults farting on tv but now it's so childish were adults now and our tasts have changed over the years and we no longer like Terrance and Philip their idiots now I know why the grown ups didn't like them their humour makes no sence said Kyle
Well screw you Jew boy I don't care I still love them and watch their shows and since their not on here I'm going out with Kenny Cartman moaned standing next to Kenny who smilled and patted the fat boys shoulder
Oh hell I'm coming too might be fun and we can always leave if we don't like it yeah count me in said Louisa standing next to Kenny as he patted her shoulder too
What not you as well look you guys it's just that we have too much on tomorrow so the girls a right an early night would do us all good and we will be fresh for tomorrow you three will be shatterd Stan said but Cartman cut him off
Alright be a pussy then Stan Wendy got you under her thumb already no back bone Stan okay fine be a little pussy and have an early night Cartman begain but Kenny cut him off unless he's gonna go into bed and have it off with Wendy huh you pair something your not telling us then Kenny laughed
Shut the hell up yelled Wendy glaring at Kenny
Look no I'm not it's just that I think we should get an early night as we have a really busy day a head of us begain Stan then he paused and sighed deeply and ran a hand through his hair
Oh hell goddamn it okay you win I give up we will all go out as a group but it is for just a couple of hours have some drinks little bit of a dance then straight back here okay Stan said glancing at the others who shrugged but Kenny and Louisa high fives each other as Cartman had a thing about touching gingers
But listen a few rules okay we stay together as a group no leaving with strangers and stay out of trouble Stan said as everyone agreed
And so that was it the choise was made. Everyone was going out that night clubbing for a couple of hours in town so everyone got ready to go out for a couple of hours of fun
As it was spring time it was a lovely evening but everyone took a jacket incase it get a little chilly and walked into town all chatting and laughing happly and the thoughts of the argument about staying in that night soon vanished
Everything was going okay at first Stan was dancing and cuddling up to Wendy Token with Nicole Kyle sat chatting to Bebe and Louisa Cartman was sitting at the bar chatting to some couple he'd met and Kenny was chatting to a pretty redheaded girl called Natalie he'd picked up and they were okay and lost in the crouds somewhere but Kennys jacket with his phone sat beside Kyle so Kenny wouldn't leave without it
Whos that Cartmans talking to asked Bebe looking at the older couple who seemed to be getting on great with Cartman and all 3 were laughing
I dunno really but they look a lot older than us not Cartmans ushal type of friends Kyle said looking over at older couple
The man was tall looked in his mid to late 30s heavly build not fat like cartman was but muscular with dark cropped hair in a growing out buzz cut and the woman looks a little younger pretty even she was tall slender with pale blonde hair in a messy updo style Kyle watched the pair for a bit wondering who they were even fearing they might be pedophiles but Cartman was an adult now not a child but as long as their was no trouble then things were okay but Kyle kept an eye on the pair incase trouble would start
But soon the peace was shatterd as a fight broke out with Kenny and 2 young Russian men who looked atittle older than Kenny the 2 men were the girls older brothers and they thought that Kenny had been harrasing her
Oh for fuck sake what the hell is going on now god damn it can't that bloody Kenny stay out of a fight for one moment Jesus Christ due what now said Kyle seeing one of the men punch Kenny in the face and swearing at him in Russian
Christ what's he doing now asked Bebe looking up as Kyle got up and walked over to Kenny who was threatening to take the men out side and he wasent sacred off them so it looked if the fight was about to get seriouse
Kenny enough fuck sake just drop it what the hell is going on here we turn out backs on you for a few moments and your fighting already fuck cant you stay out of trouble for at least 5 miniutes yelled Stan coming over as he seen Kenny push one of the men over
Tell your friend to stay away from our little sister he was trying to rape her and was touching her breasts the man said in a thick Russian accent
Kenny what the fuck omg dude what the hell were you doing to that girl oh Christ Kenny just don't beleive you Look Kyle warned you to stay outta trouble and you go and do this touch a girl you only met god sake said Stan pinching his nose
Look dude come on I wasent doing anything I was just talking to her and I was admiring her hair I like redheads I wasent asking her for sex or trying to rape her I wouldn't do that to someone I just met I'm not that perverted fuck sake Kenny said getting mad
He is a lier he was touching our sisters breasts and trying to kiss her he is sick the other man yelled
Kenny for fuck sake dude god I just don't beleive you at times come on let's go said Kyle pulling Kenny by the arm away from the men before the fight started up again
Look guys were sorry okay we don't want any trouble and it's late now so we just gonna round up the rest of our friends and go home and Kenny here is a bit drunk we need to sober him up too much of your country's Vodka but we don't want any trouble and again I apologize said Stan grabbing Kenny who glared at the brothers
You tourists are all the same you come here to our country and take our women and cause trouble if we haven't had come over here to save Natalia this boy would have raped her and got her pregnant dishouner our family the man said even spitting on the ground to insult everyone
What the fuck is that ment to mean we're trouble your the one that's trouble you fucking assholes and I'm not fucking sacred of you comrades I'll fucking finish you both and it will be lights out Das va dan u pair of fucking pricks you are yelled Kenny as Stan Kyle and Tolken held Kenny back scared incase he'd start fighting again
Look ken just drop it will you fuck sake let it go their not worth it and theirs 2 of them and one of you and your embaracing us theirs pepol looking look its late now Kenny and your drunk let's just go back to our hotel and ever you up Bebe yelled as everyone dragged Kenny outside hoping the cool fresh air would wake him a bit and Louisa grabbed his jacket
Yeah it's time we were all heading back that was almost 3 hours we spent in their we lost track of time wait a second were one missing where's Cartman gone anyone seen him asked Stan on doing a quick count and noticed that Cartman was missing
Oh he's still in their he was talking to an older couple about something they were laughing and that I'll get him you just keep Kenny out of trouble and sober him up a bit said Nicole heading back into the club to look for Cartman
Cartman was sitting at the bar drinking a shot of vodka and talking to a couple he'd met called Yuri and Irina about something and Yuri was showing Cartman leaflets when Nicole came over
Their you are Cartman come on we're leaving now its late and we have a lot on tomorrow said Nicole tapping Cartman on the shoulder
What aww come on we only just got here we can leave later and I'm chatting to my new friends about something this is Yuri and Irina why don't you chill a bit and have fun that's what we came here for we can leave later it's still early Cartman said going back to talking to Yuri
Yeah know that it's still early but look Cartman theirs been a bit of trouble Kenny got into a fight with a couple of guys so to avoid more trouble from happaning and someone getting hurt were leaving now nd anyway we have a really busy day tomorrow and we can have some cool nights out when we're in Moscow Nicole said looking at the other coupe, who shrugged
Maybe you should go if you are busy Eric we can keep in touch Irina said
Er yeah sure come on let's go Nicole said grabbing Cartmans arm so he eventually gave up and went with her
Eventully after getting Cartman out of the club everyone walked home back to the hotel to try and sober Kenny up a bit as he was really drunk and now he started singing the old Terrance and Philip song Uncle fucker at the top off his voice much to Cartmans amusement and Token was trying to shut him up as Stan and Kyle walked on. With the girls
So everyone all enjoying Kieve then asked Stan smilling
Yes Russia is very cultural a lot to see and do and it's history fascinates me and I'm really looking forward to seeing Moscow and Red square I'm trying to imagin what it would have been like in the old soviet union days when these guys were our enimes during the time of the cold war in the 80s and that but yeah I love Russia and the pepol well apart from those guys at the club are really nice and friendly Russia is a very friendly country said Wendy smilling
Yeah it is but oh boy wait to you get to Paris that will be even better beleive you me said Stan smilling whist watching wendy Nicole Bebe and Louisa trying to cope with the little cobble stones in their heels and also by now Token had gotten Kenny to shut up at last as a very drunk Kenny was now declaring his love to Token and trying to kiss him but Token laughed saying no I'm straight dude I love Nicole and your drunk
When everyone arrived home back at the hotel Kyle and Stan tried to sober Kenny up and clean him up as he now puked all over the floor much to Kyles discust and also Kyle tried to tne to his sore eye where that man punched him to prevent a black eye from forming also they noticed that Cartman was very excited about something and had a couple of leaflets in his picket that couple gave him but he didn't say what they were
Thats that chappy done next one coming zoom oh Das va dan u is goodbye in Russian