Our hands were intertwined as we kissed each other deeply. Neither of us looked up as someone barged through the doors. I knew it was Naruto, but Haku probably didn't. I didn't think twice about making out with Haku while Naruto ran up the stairs to my room. It's not like we're doing anything more, just kissing.

"Sakura! I… I didn't know… you went that way…" He stuttered blushing bright red as Haku pulled away from me and glared at Naruto. Of course he knew that glare since I use it all the time before I kill him. "No! Please don't hurt me!" Naruto cried raising his arms to defend himself.

"I'm a guy!" Haku shouted then hugged me tightly pulling me into his lap as he leaned his head down to rest on my shoulder. "It seems like you were the only one to notice that I'm actually a guy." He murmured kissing my neck while Naruto blushed for a completely different reason.

"Hey Naruto what did you come over for?" I asked making him stop blushing and think back for a moment. He then shrugged before sitting next to me turning on my ps2. He looked around the room for a moment before finding Final Fantasy XII.

"Oh crap!" He cried and stood up then bowed with his hands together as though he were praying. "I was going to tell you that Neji is looking for his look-alike and he thinks you're dating him." He said making me burst out laughing as I played with Haku's hair.

"You do have hair that's a lot like Neji but I guess Neji's just easier to distinguish what gender he is." I said simply making Haku pick me up and run outside. My eyes were wide as he continued to carry me bridal style. "What are you doing?" I asked making him look down at me with a face full of need and desire.

"Can you tell me where he lives? Then we can both go and try to find a way to make me look like a male." He asked desperately. I looked at him for a moment then burst out laughing.

"You are so cute! Anyway…" After I told him the address we found ourselves in front of the Hyuuga mansion. "I wonder if it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone in my house." I muttered making him chuckle.

"If he does anything you don't approve of I'll be sure to kill him. You can't always act like the man in our relationship." He smiled and pulled me in tighter as Neji walked up to us. Haku immediately set me down before bowing down to Neji. "Can you please teach me to look like a man?" He asked making Neji stare at us oddly.

"Is this a joke Haruno? Does this guy seriously want to ask me for help?" He asked with wide hopeful eyes. I guess he never gets to help people out. I nodded then making Neji do a little happy dance before stopping and trying to look serious again. "I will teach you the ways of being a man."

"Trial one: show the woman you love your strength! Show off your muscles!" Neji cried through a megaphone. I glanced over at Haku curiously as he began to look depressed. He didn't have many muscles. "FAIL!!!!"

"Trial two: Protective nature is a way men show their true feelings! Now be over protective in an annoying way!" Haku immediately held me tightly in his arms as though trying to hide me from someone. "EPIC FAIL!!!"

"Trial three: Fight a man for retarded reasons!" Immediately Sasuke was placed in the middle of the random field we were hanging out in. Haku tried his hardest but he couldn't hurt him. Sasuke just stared at us all like the freaks we are and left. "ARE YOU A GIRL OR ARE YOU A MAN?! FAIL!!!!"

"Trial four: show the woman you love that you can be a heartless ***!" This time Haku turned himself into a ball and tried to be strong and act like a man. "IS THIS A JOKE?! YOU ARE A GIRLY MAN!" Neji shouted then rubbed his forehead trying to come up with a new solution.

"Alright Trial five: show your kind side in a silent but sweet nature." Neji sighed with obvious effort. I knew he was just making this a trial to make Haku feel better. My boyfriend got up then looked at me blankly then put on a soft small smile. "HOLY CRAP!!! THAT WAS PERFECT!!!!" Neji spazzed suddenly taking this trial seriously. "Most guys… for most it takes years to get that technique down and you did it perfectly! There may be hope for you yet!"

"Trial six: be strong and silent." Immediately Haku crossed his arms and looked at me with a slight smirk on his face. He looked good… real good. "Another great performance! That was Epic!!!!"

"The very last trial for today: show off how awesome you make out to make other guys jealous." Immediately Haku and I both looked at him with guilty looks. "What's wrong? This should be the easiest!" He cried making us sweat drop.

"Um… Neji? Sakura is the one that leads in the kiss… she's basically the dominant in our relationship…" Haku said guiltily. Neji's eyebrow twitched for a moment before he glared daggers at the both of us.

"Meet here tomorrow you need more training you transvestite idiot." Neji growled leaving us to our shame.

"Maybe I should try being dominant…" Haku started making me give him the once over before shaking my head.

"You can't handle it." I said simply making him stare at me in complete shock before he licked his lips and grabbed me from behind then kissed me all over my neck then my collar bone making me stop breathing for a moment as he slid a finger down my neck gently with a soft gentle tickling touch.

"I might be able to…" He whispered making me gasp.