A/N: SORRY SORRY SORRY SORRY! I've had this chapter for like AGES but I had to re-read it and fix it and continue it and everything... Please forgive me ;-; I also had this longest writer's block of the human history, plus I suck at writing English. And fanfictions. So... yeah. Enjoy, if you can... Or I at least hope you do.

Nihon's Ninja Diaries! Chapter Two!

In the lonesome room next to the meeting room, the Bad Touch Trio were plotting.
"Everything is almost ready..." France said with a smirk. Prussia and Spain smirked as well. You'd have some serious shudders if you saw them now. Prussia walked still smirking next to the wall, and put the wire of the video camera into the computer, which controlled the screen of the meeting room. The devious Trio looked at each other, laughed with their own signature laughs and left the room laughing. "And now we just wait..."

Italy whistled happily by himself. A small, nice rhythm could be heard when he tried to open the window. The occupant of the room didn't notice anything, he was just sleeping peacefully on the sofa. Well, that wasn't going to last long.
The window finally opened with a small 'clack' and Italy let a little happy cry leave his mouth. His curl bouncing excitedly, he climbed through the window and sneaked behind the German on the sofa. He began to stare at the sleeping nation. After a while, he became impatient. The Italian bended down, next to Germany's ear, and after giggling a little, shouted: "Ve! Germany! France is here! He wants the rest of his cuckoo clocks!"
In an instant, Germany flew to his feet and without even looking around him, he ran at the door and grabbed his gun shouting: "You dummkopf! You better run or else I'll start a WWII!"
Before Germany noticed that WWI was long gone, Italy was rolling on the floor laughing. When Germany makes a fool of himself twice in one day, you better laugh before you have Luftwaffe after you.

Meanwhile...

"OH FOR SALTY SALMON'S SAKE THIS IS PARADISE" I exclaimed (unpurposely) and ate my last nigiri (with tons of salt of course), and pat my full stomach. While fully content and dozing off, the owner of the place looked at me with a little unsettling look. Or maybe it was just his face, he looked like China on drugs.
Just saying.
I didn't still forget to be polite, and when I rose from my chair, I bowed and thanked him. Internally I was laughing at his stupid face, he looked so dumb! Geez! Just look at him! Seriously! Oh my God! I can't take it! AHAHAHA!
Without thinking, I pulled out my camera, jumped on to the table and snapped a very ninja picture, then bowed again, placed tip on to the table and ran away. All this under 3 seconds. (because I'm ninja, duh)
While running, I still didn't remember where I were supposed to go, so... I wandered to a cute little shop, and realized they sold lolita clothes.
"OH SWEET BABY AMATERASU" I cried, and ran to hug the owner of the shop who was waiting with his hands opened for me, smiling brightly.

Germany arrived to the meeting (fashionably late) dragging a miserable-looking Italy in a maid outfit and a rope around his neck. When someone tried to ask what the hell was going on, Germany cast them a superüberdeadly death glare and they died. Well, almost at least. Then Germany pointed at a flag taped into Italy's back which spelled: "I'm being punished, don't disturb me. Thank you"
No-one had the guts to free Italy, since it could cause a painful death to all of them. And not to mention some un-named people were getting enormous nosebleeds all across the room, and they would hunt them down (and in some cases give a few really painful hits from a very hard frying pan) as well if they even tried to remove the outfit from him. So they let it be.

Right then the BTT entered the room smirking like pure devils. You could almost see pointed teeth and little horns if you looked closely. But of course no-one paid them attention, since everyone where pitying (or admiring) Italy at the moment. France took this at his advantage and sneaked to the end of the table where the controller was. He took it sneakily and turned the screen on. Then he put a timer on, and walked to his place. No-one obviously noticed anything, since France was so, uh, sneaky, I guess. Anyway, the Trio sat to their places, and were counting seconds for the show to begin.

AA/N: YEAH YEAH I KNOW IT'S SHORT ;-; I'm sorry.
Now, explanations...

Amaterasu = Japanese Sun God
Luftwaffe = German air force
AA/N = Another Author's Note (duh)