DAMN!

CHAPTER #2

TYPE :

ANIME

CATEGORY :

NARUTO

GENRE :

HUMOUR ADVENTURE

WORDS :

2689

SUMMARY:

PREVIOUSLY:

HIRUZEN BECOMES HOKAGE AGAIN, NARUTO AND HIS NEW MOTHER HAVE MOVED OUT OF KONOHA,

ROOT BROKEN APART AND SENT TO DEFFERRNT BASE ALL OVER THE ELEMENTAL NATIONS.

CHAPTER:

#2°•°

Hiruzen sarutobi was not an overly emotional person he didn't let his emotions control him, he controlled them himself, he was a firm believe in the shinobi rules and number one in the rules was to never show your emotions always keep them hidden but the third Hokage of the hidden leaf had just thrown that rule out the window as his anger could be felt all over konoha, what was the reason for the anger the of god of shinobi well finding out that your star pupil was not just stabbing you in the back but was also kicking you in the balls with metal tip boots. Griting his teeth in frustration Hiruzen flared his chakra which should have been normally a silent signal to his anbu because of his anger it came out aggressively knocking out evey shinobi in the Hokage tower, after another frustrated sigh Hiruzen divided to calm down if he continued like this he would be only asking for a heart attack. Luckly for him the Anbu commander came in battle ready looking around frantically

"Hokage-sama?" Ape said looking confused that there seamed to be no danger but his subordinates all on the floor out cold

"Relax ape the is no danger, good thing ur here I need you to call Danzo for me immediately. " The third said while filling his pipe with a suspiciously green plant

Ape quickly shunshined out of the Hokage tower running towards the home of Danzo in the clan sector. Arriving at the clan estate 3 minutes later Ape was greater by the head of the clan Miko, a short women with long black hair wearing the jonin attire of konoha

"Miko-sama I have been sent by lord third, he asks for a your uncles immediate attention." Ape said bowing to the clan head is show of respect

"kinko! Escort our guest to my uncles office!" Miko commanded to her subordinate, who gave a salute then indicated to ape to follow him as Miko went off to where ever she was going, two minutes later Ape was standing in front of Danzo in a creepy office that aimed more appropriate for Dracula then the disabled men in front of him

"Danzo-sama, Hokage-sama has requested you presence in his office. " Ape said with the dignity of a commander even though he was doing a errand boy's work

"Tell Hiruzen I won't be able to come today maybe tomorrow. " Danzo replied while writing on a scroll not even looking up to see the fear that become visible on apes face

"Danzo-sama I'm sorry but the Hokage isn'tin the best of moods at the moment, so I won't be able to relay that massage. Ape lost all grace and dignity and was now looking more like a school girl than the anbu commander she was. "If you don't comply than I will be forced to take drastic measures." The conflicting inner thoughts of Ape was what lead her to this statement fear of the Hokage lead her to what could possible be her vs a clan of shinobi not the best odds but in her opinion it seamed better than her against the God of shinobi a guy who killed an s-rank shinobi at age 14 she still hadn't claimed her first so it was on her vs the shimaru clan luckly for her Danzo stood up and made his way for the door" Are coming?" Danzo said in a conceding voice

'If only he new he saved his clan from an ass kickin." Ape grumbled as she grabbed Danzo and shunshined to the Hokage tower

"Ape what took you so long!" Hiruzen barked out as he throw a paper wight to Ape hitting her in the chest knocking the wind out of her lungs. "Danzo you fool what have done this time I wonder be Ouse I know some how you got your idiotic self in this mess so tell me now before I find out and end up shoving Emma up your ass!" Hiruzen said crushing his desk with every word he said

"What are you saying Hiruzen you accuse me of crimes which you don't even know, you dare threaten me idle threats!" Danzo yelled rage evident on his face as his chakra spiked to an unbelievable level, that didn't phase the Hokage as his own chakra rose above that of Danzo

One thing they forgot during this whole episode of who is larger is that little Ape was there too on the floor gasping for oxygen

Everything went still as the third Hokage summoned a bo-staff bashed Danzo in the head causing him to bend over on instinct what hapend next would have traumatized poor little Ape but fortunately for her and Danzo a small toad puffed into the room saving Danzo's viginity

Grabbing the toad Sarutobi took the scroll from its pack it seamed like Jiraya won't be able to coe back soon enoug."Ape get up this is not the time for naps, Danzo I'm giving you one more chance fail and I'm finishing what I was doing right now. Get ready for

e old friend and Ape your coming too bring your team with you too let's meat here in 5 hours ladies. Dismissed! " Hiruzen said lighting his pipe

5 HOURS LATER

Standing in the Hokage's office were Danzo, Ape dog mouse and pig all in front of the third in their battle suites

"Now what were going to do is form a circular hold of this location with help of squad 34 and 14 no one is going to enter or exit our line, understood good me and my little friend will enter the building with half of squad 45 while the rest assists in the perimeter outside. Lets go people iwont every person I mentions to be there before I arrive. Dismissed!" In a blink everyone was gone leaving the third alone to get high for the battle ahead he learned a long time ago life was easy when high

OUTSKIRTS OF KONOHA

NORTHERN GATE FOREST

When Hiruzen arrived he found all the squads he had called for were all the waiting for him to arrive. " OK people this is an s-class mission so no flashy moves am I clear enough. " a silent "yes sir." Was his answer."Good, Ape get every one in position you and Dog will enter with Danzo while slug comes with me let's go people, and one more thing, don't die." Hiruzen said with a lough at the end

Grabbing slug Hiruzen calmly waked into the cave soon after screams came out startling everyone"That's the signal people as we discussed go! Go! Go! Go, Danzo-sama, Dog let's go." Ape commanded. After making sure that everyone was in position she made her way into the back entrance of the cave followed by Dog and Danzo, the first thing they noticed when the made it to the center was that this was a lab judging from the equipment they saw,the second came as a shock to 2\3 of the impromptu squad the were leaf shinobi that had gone missing plus many children locked up in a tube with purple substance moving further into the cave\lab that's when they finally saw the target for the mission shock overcame Dog as he gasped, that's when the other three peolr in the room noticed them

"Kukuku loo at that even big bad Danzo is here must be my birthday and what a party it is becoming kukuku, ohh sensei you shouldn'tbe here a men of your should be sleeping by now you could hurt you back why don't you go take a nap, don't you worry I'll help you! (HIDDEN SNAKE HANDS!)" Orochimaru Said while attacking the third Hokage with multiple snakes coming out of his hands That grabbed the Hokage holding him in place." That was easy I told you your to old for these things.,.. " Unfortunately Orochimaru didn't get to finish broken from his speech by booming sound of an expulsion what followed next was a surprise to all who have never seen the third in battle the men was holing a bo-staff the size of a tree pointing it at Orochimaru's chest as it stretched towards him knocking him into the the next room, coming back to life orochimaru responded by taking out his sward and just like his sensei his weapon had some special quantities a fast clash off the weapons that went unseen by most with sparks at every meeting point

"Kukuku it seams you can still use that staff well can you still dodge sensei!Wind style: raising dragon)!" Orochimaru said as he unleashed a hurricane that pulling every thing towards it using his chakra Sarutobi held onto the floor while going throug hand seals

"(Fire style: blazing shuriken dance!)" Hiruzen throw 10 shuriken with white flames around them forcind Orochimaru to move and release the jutsu

"(Wind style: Gods hands) Sarutobi shouted out as wind picked up in the room there was silent buzz as the half of the cave collapsed in to dust particles

Getting tried of being pushed around Orochimaru went through his own set of hand seals "(fire style: fire stream!)" A wave of fire came rushing at the third lucky for him the other people in the room decided to enter the fight"( Water style: waterfall!)" Dog called out from above lunching a huge steam of water towards the fire

"(Wind style: bladed vortex!) A tornado came out moving toward Orochimaru cutting every thing in its path

"(Earth style: hidden mole!) Using said jutsu orochimaru was able to run away from the wind jutsu realizing that him staying here would only lid to his death Orochimaru decided to throw one more jutsu to help his escape "(wind style: Great whirlwind!)" this was a normally b-rank but with amount of chakra pumped into it it was a s-rank that forced Hiruzen to use a jutsu that would leave them blind for while"(Summoning: gates of hell!)" 5 wooden gates that stood at 10ft and had a wight of 1ft

When he released the jutsu Orochimaru was gone and by the sounds outside he was able to by pass the anbu outside.