Disclaimer: we don't own Alice in Wonderland or Final Fantasy VII or anyone else we use. me, lizzi, and kels are just borrowing the chacaters for a bit, while pixi, tiger, and bob toy with them.


bobbi; ok finally we start the story.

itachi; took you long enough.

bobbi; BOB!!! EAT ITACHI!!!!!

bob; with pleasure *smirks sexily, then chases after ninja hottie*

bobbi; no more delays! lizzi stop making out with kurama and help me!

lizzi; fine.

bobbi & lizzi; And now is the start of Sephy in Cloudland!!

Sephy in Cloudland

Sephiroth awoke to the sounds of the wind in the trees. Sitting up, he rubbed his eyes trying to remember what happened to make him end up outside. Opening his eyes, he screamed bloody murder.

Instead of his normal black leather coat, pants, and boots were a small cotton blue dress, silk white apron and white stockings held by blue garters.

His black gloves were gone as well, in their place elbow lenth white silk gloves rested. Turning his head caused him to realize that his hair had been done up. Tied off with blue ribbons, his hair was in a long braid with only his bangs loose.

*crash is heard from behind giant screen*

bobbi; NO PIXI, PUT KAKASHI DOWN NOW!!!

pixi; but he won't let me read his book *pout*

lizzi; kakashi just let her have it or we'll never get to finish this story

*Kakashi mumbles 'fine'*

pixi; yay, kashi love me!

*Kashi hides behind Bobbi and Kels as Bob runs by chasing Itachi*

kels; think we should stop them?

bobbi; in a minute

bobbi; ok that's all the time we have today, tune in next time to see the crossdressing sephy meet the horny furball named zack.

sephy; i hate you all

zack; that is not true, they are gonna let you have _____ at the end.

kels; what is that!?

bobbi & lizzi; no spoilers!!!

bobbi & lizzi & kels; SEE YOU LATER!!!

*Pixi runs by carring Kashi and dragging Sesshy, only to be followed by Bob with Itachi*

bobbi; want some help kels?

kels; looks like your hands are full already

*both run off after their muses*

lizzi; i'm so glad i have you. who's a good puppy? *pets Tiger's head*

tiger; i'm a good puppy *wags tail*


Til next time kiddies!