Chapter 1: Meet Starshine Perfection

A/N: Hullloooo, all u out their in fanfikshun land!111!111 Welcum 2 my stori!

Sunset blinked. "Did this girl fail first grade english, or what?"

I no yur all gonna luuuuuv my stroi! It takes plase during teh 1rst Ekwestria Gurls movy! Lets get strated!

"What's Equestria Girls?" Rainbow asked.

"It's a movie that chronicles the events surrounding the last Fall Formal dance. It has two sequels, with a third coming to Netflix in October," Pinkie responded seriously.

Everyone stared at her. "What? I'm immune to the fourth wall."

Sunset shrugged and continued reading.

Wuns opon a tiem, their wuz a bootiful grl named Starshine Perfection.

"Starshine Perfection?" Rarity repeated.

"What kind of a name is that?" Rainbow asked in disbelief.

"Asked the girl named Rainbow Dash," muttered Applejack.

Her skin wuz a pail pnk and her hair wuz all the colers of teh ranebow and hr eyes wer a radint silver. She wor a bootiful wite tank top with pnk lase trim n a hart on teh frunt tat wuz all teh colers of teh ranebow wite skiny jeans tat shode off her bootiful curves n had sequns tat sparkld n al teh colers of teh ranebow n a pare off wite hi heels tat had straps tat-

"Sparkled in all the colors of the rainbow?" Fluttershy guessed.

Sunset rolled her eyes. "Gee, however did you figure that out?"

She wnt 2 CVantrlot Hi Skool wich wuz a publicc skool. She wuz teh most popeular grl ther n all teh guys wnted hr, but she onlee lovd 1 guy...youll fnd out hoo in teh sekwel, teehee!

Pinkie groaned. "We have the makings of a Mary Sue here, guys."

"What's a 'Mary Sue'?" Rainbow asked.

"Mary Sues are creatures that are 'perfect' in every way, shape, and form-except they warp other characters to their will," Pinkie explained. "This 'Starshine Perfection' is shaping up to be one."

"Who do you think this guy she loves is?" AJ asked.

Pinkie grimaced. "I'll just say that the sequel is probably going to be a crossover, judging by her name."

"How'd you get all that from two words, darling?" Rarity asked.

"Less questions, more reading. Sunset?"

Sunset nodded and went back to the book.

Unforchunetly, onlee 1 person haited Starshine Perfection. She wuz a totle beotch, nd she wuz obsesd wit fashion n stuf nd sade darlng all teh tiem!

It took everyone all of two seconds to realize that she wasn't talking about Sunset. And one more to guess who she was actually talking about.

"Why me?" Rarity moaned.

It wuz RARTEE!11q1! Nd wers, she forcd Suneet Shimker 2 doo hr drty werk! Ncludng bulying teh otter stoodnts! Cuz she wuz 2 laizy!

"Hey!" Sunset yelled. "I did that of my own free will!" Realizing what she'd said, she added "Not that that's a good thing..."

Rarity was too busy fuming to comment.

nyways, 1 day Starshine Perfection wuz wocking 2 skool wen she saw sumwun fall out of teh stachu n frunt of teh skool!

"Twilight!" Rainbow realized.

"Lucky for both Twilights, they had other commitments," Pinkie sighed.

"Hey!" Starshine calld. "Hoo r u?"

Teh girl wuz al purply n stuff. She wor nrdy cloths. "Im Twilite, she sed, nd im lookng fer mai crown!'

"Fluttrshi had acrown wit hr! Ill help u find hr!" Starshine offrd, sinse shee wuz soooooooooo nise liek that.

Rainbow and Applejack gagged. Rarity still silently fumed.

Nd so tey woked n2 teh skool but Twielit wuz clumzy so Starshine hepled hr 2 wok. Thn tey saw Flutrshi but Sundet Shimker wuz bulliying hr! Can tey hlp boht grls? Fiend aout nex tiem!

Sunset looked at the page. "That's the end of this chapter," she announced. "Who wants to read next?"

Nobody spoke. Finally, Rainbow Dash raised her hand. "Might as well take one for the team," she muttered.

Sunset handed the book to her.

"Um, how come nobody's commented on the fact that she misspelled everyone's names except her own?" Fluttershy asked.

"Because she's misspelling practically everything," Sunset responded.

Rainbow gulped, turned the page, and began reading.

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Anyone who guesses the name of the poor sap Starshine Perfection loves gets an Interenet cookie. As Pinkie said, your only hint is the author's pen name (OmniLuvur).