Okay, have another lazy chapter from yours truly. You probably shouldn't expect a third chapter too soon
After Taiwan calmed down from the first call, she pulled out a piece of yellowed paper with a list of random and pointless questions out of a bag. Then, she randomly clicked a number on China's phone.
"Ve? China?" A bubbly voice asked.
Oh. Italy.
"Hey there, Italy. I'm doing a survey - Want to do it?" Taiwan asked in her nicest voice.
"Ve... Why not?"
"Okay, here goes." Taiwan coughed importantly and glanced at the list. "What color is your refrigerator?"
"It's white! With tomatoes and pasta and, oh! I stuck a wurst on there too 'cos I thought it would make Germany feel more welcome and another tomato for Spain and-" rambled Italy, apparently not realizing the weirdness of the question.
Taiwan ignored this and continued. "Do you have a squirrel?"
"No, but I want one! Then I could pet it and get it to open nuts and make hazelnut pasta and maybe I could feed it!"
"Do you eat squirrels?"
"No~" There it was again, that carefree tone of obliviousness.
"Do you have a relationship with anyone?"
"Well, me and Ludwig-" A yell suddenly cut Italy off.
"Italy! What did I say about talking to random strangers about our relationship?!" Ludwig scolded.
"Ve? But it's just China..."
Taiwan decided this was a good time to hang up.
She hung up.
Please R & R! Next one will be a pick up line one again!