Plovert- BOLD Josh- Italic Derrick- underline Kemp- [Kemp] Cam- *Cam*
Sup my peeps, it's the one and only....... Chris Jake Plovert.
We know. But I am Josh Caleb Hotz and I'm the commentary for Plovert's autobiography.
Okay Okay on with me..
Plovert you are so conceited.
Conceited how?
I don't know but you are. Why do you want to talk about yourself rite away?
Becauseeee..... It's my A-U-T-O-B-I-O-G-R-A-P-H-Y!
Who cares-
Yo yo yo what's up what's up what's up playah's.
Derrick what are you doing here?
I don't know actually but...... I am here to help Joshy-kins with the commentary-ma-gigy.
Whatever dude.
Okay I am a Sophomore at Briarwood-Octavian Country Day.
Uh-huh sureee
I am. Dude you know I am.
D' you know he's a sophomore. And don't call me Joshy-kins.
No shit sherlockk I am not dumb, it's called I don't give a shitt, It's veryy common.
Derrick shut upp.
Whatever you say bro, and Josh oyu really need to talk more, i am not the only one doing commentary.
Maybe I don't want you to be here or sayy anything.
Ha you don't want me to be here? Gosh Josh you are really screwed up in the head. Who wouldn't want me there or here? whatever you get what I mean.
HA-HA very funny Derrick. Not!. Dude.. Bro.. Playah, just tone it down a bit and be quiet.
Yeah, what Plovert said.
Josh shut the hell upp.
Derrick shut the hell upp.
Dude get a freaking life and quit bothering/ruining other people's life.
Bothering slash ruining how?
Obviously you have not seen my life. Why don't you take a few minutes outta your dumb life and pay attention to someone elses.
[Kemp] What's up party people!
Oh gosh not another person!
[Kemp] Yes another person
Kemp you are so freaking dumb and no one likes you!
J &D:Pointttt!
[Kemp] Josh? Derrick? Uhmm when did you guys join the Pretty Committee? And when did you plan on telling us?
Kemp, Go shove it?
[Kemp] Where? and what?
A sock and shove it in your huge freaking mouth.
[Kemp] Touche Derrick
Kemp just shut up! Why don't you just go scope out some girls.
[Kemp]Because maybe I-
DUDE THIS IS MY AUTOBIOGRAPHY. I HAVE BARLEY SAID ANY THING ABOUT MYSELF.
What's with the yelling?
I told you, I barley said anything about myself. It's my autobiography. Now shushh.
Fine whatever you say.
I was born on September 4th 1993 in West Chester, New York.
No duh Plovert everyone knows that. Everyone has lived here there whole entire life. Well not everyone, but it's pretty darn close.
Yup
[Kemp] Josh you finally talk aftera while and all you say is 'yup'. You're just like a girl.
No I am not.
[Kemp]Yes you are. Girls always say as little words as possible.
Is that your theory Kemp?
[Kemp] Yeah actually it is Derrick.
Well that is the lamest theory I have ever heard of, actually it's the only gayest theory i have heard.
[Kemp] Derrick just hush.
OMG Blah Blah Blah. That's how you sound Kemp.
You guys can you stop?
Yeah! After I kill Kemp.
[Kemp] Derrick why the heck did you punch me in the face?
Because it's as close as i can get to killing you.
[Kemp] You are so gayy.
Just because I punched you doesn't mean you can KICK me. Dude it flippin hurts. Dumbass i might be outta the rest of the soccer season because of you.
[Kemp] Even better! Then i will be the soccer star.
In your dreams Kemp.
You guys need to stop with the fighting.
Whatever man.
*Cam* Hey whats upp guys?
J & P: Cam?
*Cam* who else is there?
I don't know.
Okay, can we please move on to me.
J,C,K,D: Yeah.
Thank you. Soo uhm I am currently dating Dylan.
[Kemp] The pig? But why?
Don't call her that & I am dating her because, I LIKE HER.
Dude Kemp I think you must have kicked hard enough to hurt my knee cap.
Kemp why do you have to be so dumb?
*Cam* wait Kemp you kicked Derrick?
[Kemp] he was annoying me.
Sooo? Derrick is the star player & the best goalie.
*Cam* Oh god Kemp, He is going to be out for the season.
This is my autobiography & you guys are suppose to be the commentary for me.
But Derrick is hurt.
Dude im fine, it's just bruised.
*Cam* Okay, but Kemp that's not cool.
Dude i barley have anytime now. We have to end it now. Thanks alot.
Your welcome.
*Cam* Yeah your welcome.
[Kemp] Your welcome bro.
Yeah what they said.
UGH I hate you guys.
Sure yah do.
Shut up Derrick. Well thank you for tuning in for my autobiography. Not even a autobiography because of you morons. But later.
[Kemp] Peace
Out
*Cam* My
BYEEE.
[Kemp] D' you were suppose to say 'Peeps' NOT bye.
I like to be different.
Whatever. Well bye everyone.
*Cam* Your so dumb Plovert.
[Kemp] Nope he's Gayyy.
Kemp I swear IM GOING TO KILL YOU R-
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Review. The first person to review get's to pick who's autobiography I do next. The second reviewer get's to choose the person who does commentary.
XOXOX,
Gabby