I do not own Axis Powers Hetalia. America's point of view.
Venting
By waterrain
I'm feeling a little stressed out and I have to talk to someone. Of course I pick Tony.
"Tony, Why do my politicians make an ass out of themselves by arguing and arguing? They keep on dissing the other party and man it gives me such a headache. There has been some scandals and all that all stuff, but I don't think anyone has been beheaded or anything…yet."
Tony just looked at me and tilted his head. I opened up a bag of chips, popped open the cola, and sat on the sofa.
"My people are divided. It's funny, Right? My full name is United States Of America. United is the start of my name, but yet the only time they are kind of united is when a tragedy occurs and-"
"They unite."
"Yeah, Tony. I wish they would unite more, but that would be asking a lot." I muttered and gulped down my cola. "Anyway, I'm going to bring up the past. You know how there had been some talk about me defaulting on my debt for the first time."
"Virginity."
I coughed up some of my cola, looked at Tony, and he tilted his head at me.
"Man, Tony. You are a riot and a half. Anyway, At least they managed to avoid the default thing."
I stretched my arms and Tony looked at me.
"The limey had some ri-"
My cell phone ringed, I answered it, and rolled my eyes. I had told them don't call me until tomorrow. They just don't listen to me.
"Hello. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, and I'm paying attention. I'm not going to go back there because I'm sick and tired of you peeps saying 'I know what is best for America'. Seriously, You peeps don't listen to me so I'm going on strike. Yep, I'm going on strike and if you send anyone to force me there. I'll vanish. Yeah, I'll be like a bunny that just disappears out of nowhere. Bye."
Tony looked at me and I tossed my cell phone at the wall.
"Is it a crime to finish the day off early? I'm over worked and they don't listen to my words."
"Rebellious children."
"Yep, but at least in this day and age the congress peeps are not pointing guns at each other. Only talking loudly and stuff, but at least they are not pointing guns at each other…Finger pointing with words and at times fingers, but yeah a finger never hurts anyone unless there is also a hand and the figner is on a trigger...I'll try to talk to them again tomorrow."
It has always been a headache. In the past, present, and I know in the future it will still remain a headache. Tony gave me a bag of ice and I thanked him.
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