TWISTED FACEBOOK

Disclaimer: I own a really awesome pen that glows when you hit it on somebody's head (anything hard can be used, really, but I still prefer the head and it's funnier!) but I don't iCarly or Facebook. So, anyone who wants my pen? 'Cause I would really appreciate it if you wont, 'cause this is so cool!

A/n: OMG! My inbox are flowing with reviews, favorites and alerts! Thanks so much! I didn't really expect people to at least like this, but thank you so much! :DDDD

Here's the next chapter/sequel of iOMG! This is my version of iLost My Mind! I hope you like it. I didn't. I'm not really satisfied with this chapter, but please review though. Give me your opinion.

Now, on to the story!


Chapter 2: iLost My Mind

Freddie Benson
Did anyone see Sam?

5 minutes ago

6 people likes this

Comments:

.Carly Shay Freddie you need to come over. I know where Sam is!
3 minutes ago * 1 like

.Freddie Benson On my way
2 minutes ago * like


Gibster Gibson
OTW to Troubled Waters with Carly and Freddie to find Sam

6 minutes ago

Comments:

.Wendy Hughes Why? What happened?
5 minutes ago * like

.Freddie Benson Gibby! You're not supposed to post that over the internet!
4 minutes ago * like

.Gibster Gibson Sorry Freddie :(
Wendy Hughes Sorry, I can't tell you
2 minutes ago * like

.Wendy Hughes o_O?
a moment ago * like


Carly Shay
Gibby and I met this guy who says that he can predict the future. Weird and so inconvincible. Anyway, at least I already talked to Sam and made her admit a really shocking news! It's Freddie's turn to talk to her.

12 minutes ago

Comments:

.Gibster Gibson Hey, he convinced me!
11 minutes ago * like

.Carly Shay Sure, 'cause you're both weird
10 minutes ago * 3 likes

.Gibster Gibson :P
9 minutes ago * like

.Carly Shay :P you too!
9 minutes ago * like

.Wendy Hughes Okay, something weird is going on here. Can anyone please explain what's going on!
5 minutes ago * 2 likes

.Brad Nichols Yeah. Even I don't know about this.
4 minutes ago * 1 like

.Wendy Hughes A lot of something
4 minutes ago * 2 likes

.Carly Shay Sorry guys. Can't tell you just yet. We still hadn't got over the really shocking news and we're still trying to figure this out ourselves. And besides if I tell you right now, Sam's going to kill me. This time, no exception!
a moment ago * like


Sam Puckett
It's official… I LOST MY MIND!

6 minutes ago

Comments:

.Wendy Hughes Aww, Sam, you didn't lost your mind. You're just in love! :D
5 minutes ago * 2 likes

.Sam Puckett CARLY!
4 minutes ago * 1 like

.Wendy Hughes Carly didn't tell me. Gibby did.
3 minutes ago * like

.Sam Puckett I'm gonna get you, YOU SHIRTLESS POTATO!
2 minutes ago * like

.Gibster Gibson Mom, where's my passport?
a moment ago * like


Freddie Benson is in a relationship with Sam Puckett

11 minutes ago

Brad Nichols, Spencer Shay, Gibster Gibson, Carly Shay, Melanie Puckett, Wendy Hughes and 51 others like this.

Comments:

Carly Shay Who would've thought my best friends are in love (with each OTHER) and tell NO ONE about it, not even ME!
10 minutes ago * 22 likes

.Wendy Hughes OMG! They're finally together!
6 minutes ago * 19 likes

.Gibster Gibson SEDDIE FTW!
4 minutes ago * 10 likes

.Melanie Puckett Oh My Gosh! I'm so happy for the both of you! :)))
3 minutes ago * 5 likes

.Sam Puckett I don't get why people make such a big fuss about it.
2 minutes ago * 6 likes

.Wendy Hughes Maybe because we've been waiting for this for a reeeaallyyyy looong time, and finally you're together now!
a minute ago * 7 likes

.Carly Shay They're just too stubborn to admit their feelings with each other.
a moment ago * 4 likes


Freddie Benson
Why Gibby? Why do you have to tell my mom that I'm dating Sam! I'm the one who's supposed to tell her that!

10 minutes ago

Sam Puckett, Carly Shay, Spencer Shay and 8 others like this.

Comments:

Gibster Gibson I'm sorry okay!
8 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett That ought to be hilarious! Hahaha! What happened?
7 minutes ago * 4 likes

Freddie Benson Well, she ranted me on dating a girl like you and all those ear-splitting things, and I didn't have her favourite tea to calm her down, which I would've given her as I tell her the news. But thanks a lot to Gibby, I have to get yelled at for 2 hours!
6 minutes ago * 3 likes

Sam Puckett It was hilarious! Hahaha! :D
6 minutes ago * 5 likes

Brad Nichols Well? What happened? Did she allowed you to date Sam?
5 minutes ago * 2 likes

Freddie Benson Well, yes of course. I told her how much I love Sam and all those cheesy things that shouldn't mention because I know Sam will just make fun of me.
4 minutes ago * 5 likes

Sam Puckett Nah I wouldn't make fun of you.
4 minutes ago * 3 likes

Freddie Benson Really?
3 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett No. Hahaha! Doesn't mean that I'm dating you now, making fun of you will be out of you routine.
2 minutes ago * 2 likes

Freddie Benson I wasn't expecting it anyway.
a moment ago * 3 likes


Sam Puckett and Freddie Benson changed their profile picture


Sam Puckett
Well, off to my date with Fredamame… and with Carly.

45 minutes ago

Brad Nichols, Gibster Gibson, Wendy Hughes, Melanie Puckett, Spencer Shay and 18 others like this.

Comments:

Brad Nichols Uh… why is Carly included?
43 minutes ago * 9 likes

Freddie Benson She's going to chaperon us on our date
43 minutes ago * 5 likes

Wendy Hughes Weird…? Why? Aren't you guys old enough to go on a date alone?
42 minutes ago * 2 likes

Carly Shay That's because I'm still not believing this whole thing!
40 minutes ago * 2 likes

Sam Puckett Carly… we're not going to make illegal things. At least Freddie won't... Okay fine! I won't too. No need to worry.
38 minutes ago * 9 likes

Carly Shay You better not. But I'm still coming.
37 minutes ago * 3 likes


Carly Shay
Still here at Sam and Freddie's date. They picked a really cute restaurant, by the way. And the food are oh, so good! And they're still not fighting! I think this is really real. My best friends are totally in love.

14 minutes ago

15 people like this.


Carly Shay
I spoke too soon. They fought on the way home. Sigh.

5 minutes ago

Comments:

Wendy Hughes WHAT?
4 minutes ago * like

Brad Nichols What the heck happened?
4 minutes ago * like

Melanie Pucket Aww... What happened?
4 minutes ago * like

Carly Shay A really long, stupid, annoying story
3 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett Oh, you have no idea!
2 minutes ago * like

Carly Shay Please! Sam!
2 minutes ago * like

Freddie Benson There's no use Carls
2 minutes ago * like

Spencer Shay You're their only hope Carls. You're like… their glue! :' (
a minute ago * 6 likes

Carly Shay Spencer…? Why so dramatic?
a minute ago * 5 likes

Spencer Shay You just have to keep them together!
a moment ago * 3 likes

Carly Shay I'm trying okay!
a moment ago * like


Carly Shay Freddie Benson
Come on Freddie, can you and Sam just talk about it?

50 minutes ago


Carly Shay Sam Puckett
Come on Sam, can you and Freddie just talk about it?

20 minutes ago

Comments:

Sam Puckett Wow Carls. Copy/Paste? You posted the same thing to the nub.
19 minutes ago * like

Carly Shay That's because he didn't replied/answered/commented back yet! It's been half an hour! He didn't even replied to my texts or answered my calls.
18 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett _
18 minutes ago * like

Carly Shay Seriously? Sam? Even here?
17 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett Yep
17 minutes ago * like

Carly Shay Just please talk to him
16 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett How? He never come over.
15 minutes ago * like

Carly Shay Then go make the first move! He's really hurt Sam.
15 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett I already did! And look how it turned out. And besides, there's nothing to talk about. And you think it didn't hurt me too? And I really hate him! It's all over Carls
11 minutes ago * like

Carly Shay Well, if you 'really hate' him and 'it's all over', why is your relationship status isn't changed to 'single' and why haven't you change your profile picture, which is still the picture Spencer took of you and Freddie after we got home from that psycho institute.
11 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett Grr!
11 minutes ago * like


Sam Puckett is now single


Sam Puckett changed her profile picture


Sam Puckett Carly Shay
There, I changed my status and my profile pic. Are you happy now?

8 minutes ago

Comments:

Carly Shay NO! How could I be HAPPY? Just talk to Freddie so you could kiss and make up and get back on being happy TOGETHER!
8 minutes ago

Sam Puckett Why do you want us to get back together anyway? You didn't believe that we WERE actually dating until we broke up, and now you want us to get back together? You should really make up your mind.
7 minutes ago

Carly Shay I have made up my mind! And my mind made itself to keep you two together!
7 minutes ago

Sam Puckett Then good luck with that!
6 minutes ago

Carly Shay Argh!
6 minutes ago


Gibster Gibson Carly Shay
Hey Carly, I read your wall to wall post with Sam, you okay?

8 minutes ago

Comments:

Carly Shay Oh, that? Yeah, I'm fine… kinda. I'm still figuring out how to get them together.
8 minutes ago

Gibster Gibson Oh, do you want me to help you with that?
8 minutes ago

Carly Shay No, it's fine.
7 minutes ago

Gibster Gibson Okay. But I noticed on the wall post you sent to Sam, on the part where she says that she really hates Freddie and it's all over between them, it took her 4 minutes to comment back.
7 minutes ago

Carly Shay Oh yeah you're right!
5 minutes ago

Gibster Gibson Plus, I have this idea to help you get them together!
5 minutes ago

Carly Shay Really? Great! Come over tonight!
4 minutes ago

Gibster Gibson Sure. Be there at 10!
4 minutes ago


Carly Shay
Going to talk to Sam and Freddie. Sigh. Here's goes nothing…

A moment ago


Spencer Shay
I heard yelling upstairs…

A minute ago

Comments:

Gibster Gibson Is Carly still talking to Sam and Freddie?
a minute ago * like

Spencer Shay Yep
a moment ago * like

Gibster Gibson This might not be good
a moment ago * like


Carly Shay
Mission accomplished! :D

2 minutes ago

Comments:

Gibster Gibson How was it?
a moment ago


Sam Puckett is now in a relationship with Freddie Benson

10 minutes ago

Carly Shay, Spencer Shay, Gibster Gibson, Brad Nichols, Wendy Hughes, Melanie Puckett and 32 others like this.

Comments:

Wendy Hughes Yay! You're back together.
9 minutes ago * 29 likes

Spencer Shay Yeah! Carly made a really good job!
9 minutes ago * 17 likes

Carly Shay You have no idea! I even have to push their heads together for them to kiss! It was hard work! At least it worked! Plus, I wouldn't have done it without Gibby!
8 minutes ago * 13 likes

Gibster Gibson :))
8 minutes ago * 2 likes

Sam Puckett I swear, if people keep on making a big fuss about all this, I'm goi
7 minutes ago * like

Brad Nichols Going to what?
6 minutes ago * 3 likes

Freddie Benson Nothing. Right, Sam?
6 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett Frednub, it's really rude to just press 'enter' while I'm typing.
6 minutes ago * like

Freddie Benson I was suppose to hit backspace okay!
5 minutes ago * like

Sam Puckett I don't know why you have to comment that here, instead of just saying it to me since you're just next to me.
5 minutes ago * 3 likes

Freddie Benson You're doing it too you know!
4 minutes ago * 2 likes

Sam Puckett Touché
4 minutes ago * 3 likes


Sam Puckett changed her profile picture


Sam Puckett
Goin' on a date with Fredlumps… and this time, no chaperon.

A moment ago


Carly Shay
Finally! I'm done with my English paper! I'm so going to get an A+!

8 minutes ago

Wendy Hughes, Gibster Gibson, Brad Nichols, Sam Puckett, Freddie Benson and 11 others likes this.

Comments:

Sam Puckett Great! What is it about?
7 minutes ago * 1 like

Freddie Benson Story of us
7 minutes ago * 3 likes

Carly Shay Yep! :))))
6 minutes ago * 7 likes

Sam Puckett Isn't that like a song. Taylor Swift, right?
6 minutes ago * 4 likes

Carly Shay Yeah. But a whole lot different and twisted
6 minutes ago * 3 likes

Freddie Benson Yeah, our relationship is really twisted
5 minutes ago * 6 likes

Sam Puckett You can say that again
4 minutes ago * 4 likes


A/n: That's it! Liked it? Hated it? Loved it? Review please!

That's my version of iLMM. I really hope you like it! And not really disappointed like I am.

There was supposed to be an epilogue, but that was before I knew there's going to be 4 sequels instead of iLMM only!

The part where Carly mentions that she has to push their heads together to kiss, I got that from some video at youtube. She (obviously) gave her speculations based on the iLMM promo. You know, the last kiss from the promo, Carly looked pissed from behind and it looked like she pushed their heads together. Just sayin'.

So, do you want me to continue? (tee hee!)

Peace, Love, Seddieneeeeessss,

The Mad Purple,

Purple Madness

PS: Give me your opinions through your reviews!