Xander: Although father has some problems, we must be there for him at all costs.
Corrin: Right.
Leo: I can tell that your not feeling it today.
Corrin: I mean, ever since I discovered who he really is, I just can't compute with the truth.
Xander: Same goes with all of us. Father was never always like this. He has a different approach.
...
Flashback:
Little Xander: Eat my shorts.
Garon: Why you little!
Garon proceeds to choke little Xander to death, but the boy got better.
...
Xander: I missed those times. It was when Leo always has that pacifier and Camilla was actually smart.
Camilla: Excuse me.
Xander: Sorry.
Corrin: Doesn't seemed so happy to me.
Leo: You were not ever there.
Corrin: You were busy having that pacifier if I recall.
Leo: Shut up!
Elise: Oni-chan.
The siblings enter the door and could not believe what they saw. Their father in bunny pajamas and he is holding a book. The siblings approached him while being dumbfounded.
Garon: Will you read me a bed time story? Iago is broken.
Xander grabbed the book and read: The Pikachu went up the hill and...
Garon: You're reading it wrong!
Xander: My apologies.
Camilla's turn: The Pikachu went up the hill and meet up with his friends. They... could you please stop looking at my breast, father?
Garon: What was that? I was busy looking at your boobs.
Leo's turn: The Pikachu went up the hill and meet up with...
Garon: Could you say it in your dark emo voice?
Leo: I don't have a dark emo voice.
Garon: You're doing it right now!
Leo: Fine. The Pikachu went up the hill and meet up with his friends. They went to play and dance around the tree. But the tree turns out to be a...
Garon: Boring! I'm sick of your voice already. Give it to Corrin because he's the chosen one.
Corrin's turn: Alright. The Pikachu went up the hill and meet up with his...
Garon: OMG, you will someday save the world!
Corrin: Anyways, meet up with his friends. They went to play and dance around the...
Garon: You will unite Hoshido and Nohr somehow!
Corrin angrily: Dance around the tree. But the tree turns out to be a Sudowoodo. The Sudowoodo is pissed off because of how annoying Pikachu and his friends are. He then...
Garon: You will meet a creepy fish girl and you are actually born from Hoshido and I took you as a baby!
Corrin: Wait. What?!
Garon: I remember it like it was yesterday.
...
Flashback:
Garon: Leo, what are you doing? Its past your bed time.
Garon picks up the baby Corrin while little Ryouma cried out for his kidnapped younger brother.
...
Garon: What was I smoking that day?
Corrin: I'm so done. Elise, can you take over?
Elise: Oni-chan.
Corrin: Thanks Elise.
Elise's turn: Oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan oni-chan.
Garon: Damn girl. that is some dark s***. I can't believe that story is so messed up.
Corrin: The story was never dark.
Garon: How about the murder scenes, the adultury, the carnage, the symbolism...
Corrin: I am going to stop you there and tell you that none of that happens. All Elise says was Oni-chan and nothing else.
Leo: Corrin, just stop.
Corrin: The fact that you kidnapped me as a child. What do I say about that? Dick move, dad!
Xander: Corrin, that's enough!
Corrin: I just can't believe you!
Camilla: My breast commands you to stop!
Corrin: I'm calm now.
Garon: You do make a good point because you are the chosen one!
Camilla: This is why we told you to stop.
Corrin: I didn't know.
Xander: Well, good night father.
Elise: Oni-chan.
Leo: Don't let the bed bugs bite.
Garon: BED BUGS! YOU WILL NEVER GET ME ALIVE!
The king grabbed his axe and looked for the bugs. His children left his room, questioning about their life and family. What would be in store with this family?
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