Ok. Here's where the actual RP started. Thank the people of the RP Group. The little actors/co-writers of this little crack fic. I don't own Hetalia or Narnia, and neither do they. At least, I don't think they do. O.o

FYI, I'm the group's Japan~. That's why he's not in here yet. ^_^

"Hi Tino!" Alfred said brightly as he ran to the Finnish boy.

"Oh. Hi Al." Tino said with a smile.

"Wanna go 'splorin'? :D"

Tino's smile got wider. "OMG, YES..."

Alfred linked his arm with Tino's and grinned. "Awww yeaaah." And he proceeded to skip/drag Tino down the hallways of the school.

And Victoria, aka Sey, followed them since she had nothing better to do.

Tino sweatdropped at the skipping American. "Where are we going?"

"I have no idea. :D"

"Awesome~."

Suddenly Alfred stopped and Tino this amazed look. "Dood. Did. You. Hear. About. The Urban. Legend?"

"Which would be...?"

Alfred smiled and nearly whispered "...That you can get into Narnia."

Tino and Sey both gave him a look that said:

'What.'

"Yeah! Dood. We have to find the magical wardrobe!"

Then Tino smiled again. This could be fun. "Alright. Let's do this! I bet it's in Mr. Carriedo's classroom! He hides all sorts of crap in his class!"

Sey sweatdropped. "There probably aren't that many wardrobes in this school."

But Alfred ignored her. "OH MY GOD! LET'S GO! :D" He grabbed both of them and kidnapped/lead them to the cooking room.

"Where did Mr. Carriedo go anyway?"

"Who cares?" both of the boys responded.

The boys nearly tore up the cooking room in their search for a magic land in their teacher's classroom. Sey just sat at the desk and watched.

"Tomato." Toss. "Flamenco dress." Toss. "Cape." Toss. "Felipe the Turtle." Toss. "Churro." Almost bite.

"Alfred! Put that down! You don't know where it's been!"

"Ew. Good point." Toss. "There's nothing in here!"

Alfred and Tino were about to leave until Sey noticed the desk she was sitting at was glowing. "Uh, guys..." They both stopped just as the floor under Sey was falling apart. "GUYS! O_O"

Tino grabbed onto Sey just as she fell into Narnia, dragging him with her.

Alfred just jumped. "WOOHOO! :D"

They all landed in snow. That's right. Snow. Sey and Tino looked around with equally freaked out looks.

"SNOW. HOLY POOP."

"Oh, hello children~!" said a cheery voice behind them.

It looked just like their teacher, Mr. Carriedo. Except he had goat legs. And was shirtless. And was wearing a pedo-face.

Tino and Sey gave him 'WTF happened to your legs' looks. Alfred on the other hand, gave him an 'OMG' look.

MR. CARRIEDO. IS THIS..." Alfred whispered the next word. "...Narnia?"

Mr. Carriedo nodded, even though he looked about as confused as his other two students.

Then Alfred glomped the half-goat-teacher. "YOU ARE A GOAT. THEREFORE, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO MAKE LOVE TO YOU."

"Whoa! WHAT? NO."

Tino finally managed to say something in this random moment. "YOU."

Mr. Carriedo blinked and pointed at himself. "Me?"

"Why are you half goat?" Sey asked.

"Because I'm a satyr, of course~," he laughed.

Ok. Our teacher lost his mind. And his legs.

"So... you're a satyr... and a vampire?" Tino asked. "A vamptyr?"

The satyr tilted his head to the side. "What's a vampire?"

"You."

Tino finally managed to drag Alfred off their teacher, who started sighing 'Epar. Epaaar.' (Spell it backwards XD)

Sey whispered to Tino. "Are you sure that's Mr. Carriedo? He seems a lot more... horny."

"Let me check." Tino looked at the satyr. "Do you by any chance like churros?"

"Oh, I don't just like churros~..." And the perv-face returned.

"Yeah, that's him."

"That's... slightly disturbing." 'At least he doesn't remember I'm supposedly his daughter.'

Right on cue, Mr. Carriedo looked at Sey. "You look just like my daughter~."

Facepalm. "Of course."

"No, seriously! Come into my cave and I'll show you a picture~."

Alfred pouted and hugged Sey. "Don't talk to her, you crazy goat man!" And threw a random brick at the Spanish goat-man.

He just smiled and dodged it. "Oh, please come in~. I'll make tomato tea~."

"Why won't you die? :I" Then he threw Tino.

"NOOO! AAH! I'M MEEELTING! DX"

"Al. Let go of me." Sey said bluntly.

"No."

"AL!"

An American and a Finn got pushed off.

"There." Mr. Carriedo said. "That's better~!"

"Dammit, he's strong!" Alfred groaned.

"Come on in, dear~." the satyr cheered. "You seriously look just like her~!"

They entered Mr. Carriedo's cave. Or, the better word here would be crib. There was no other way to describe the furnished cave with a hot tub in it.

Their teacher held up a picture of Sey. "See? Doesn't she look like her?"

Said picture got tore up 10 seconds later.

"Is this your... love lair?" Alfred asked as he looked at the hot tub. "Where you woo all of the goat ladies?"

"No. I live here alone. This is my bachelor pad."

"You have a bachelor pad?" Sey asked.

"Yes. This is my bachelor pad!" he still said with a smile. "Deal with it."

"Where you have sex with all the ladies! Dood. Share! :D" Alfred said.

"So, do you want some tea~?"

All three students took a cup. And Al asked "Will this make me a hot goat stud like you~? :3"

"NO."

"Aww~. D:"

Sey raised an eyebrow and looked at Al. "You have issues."

"I just want to be a hot stud!"

Then they finished their tea and Al dragged the other two students outside.

"Let's do some more 'splorin'~!"

Remember, the OOC-ness here was not written by me, technically. ^^"

And the daughter thing is a joke Spain and America have with Seychelles. ^^"

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