The Trouble With Chibi's

Chapter 2

First day of daycare

Disclaimer : I do NOT own Fushigi Yuugi. S'ank Yu! ( Though I would love to. ;_; *Sniffle* )

Nuriko glared at the two sisters as they all sat down to eat breakfast that would be fine sunny morning. If it weren't for the fact that they were ambushed by two revengeful sisters after their antiques. He inwardly winced at the replay of just an hour before. A thought struck him, just as he was about to inhale a spoonful of grits and eggs. He blinked at the picture set before his very violet eyes. Something wasn't right, and it had something to do with the girls.

Of course! How could they not notice sooner?

Nuriko glanced back and forth between Luna and Sakeri who ignored their stares. His mouth lain slack, before laughter bubbled from deep inside. He held his stomach as he continued to laugh at his discovery. He could sense the glares on him from the two ladies in the room. Their stares were like superman's heat ray vision, slicing right through him.

Hotohori grumbled as he picked a dried up piece of flake from his hair. Dutifully allowing it to float to the ground, he shifted his attention to Nuriko and his index finger which saluted into one direction only. He turned his head to find the bud of Nuriko's joke, " What is so funny, Nuriko? Did they hit you so hard in the jewel sack, that you've lost your marbles? ", He inquired as he shifted his head, Nuriko still pointing.

Hotohori let a sigh escape his lips, that is until he noticed what Nuriko was cracking up about. His lips stayed in a stoned manner at first. Cracking at the edges, before turning into a full blown smile. His smile developed into a low chuckle, then into an outrageous roar of laughter.

Tasuki snorted at the two laughing goofballs. Nothing of the sort could be funny at a time like this. He roused in his chair, scrubbing still at the glob of paint and feathers that landed on the nose of his tiger slippers. The center of his happiness in ruins, like a castle set under siege in battle.

He snapped his attention towards Nuriko and Hotohori, " What the fuck is so funny? Damnit! My slippers are ruined, Nuriko got hit in the ball sack and Hotohori. You and Tama look like a bunch of gypsy hugging whores! What the hell is your problems? ", He yelled in rage as he threw his tiger slipper down on the ground in another one of his fits.

Nuriko glared heatedly at Tasuki at the corner of his eye. His laughter hadn't subsided since it started. He continued to point at the site before them, his fits pounded the table. His breath nearly lost as he tried to regain his composure with failure results.

Hotohori leaned on Nuriko's shoulder with his right arm benned at the elbow. His shoulders shook with each chuckle that struggled to stop. Tasuki snorted again, curse words on the tip of his tongue. He was in offense mode, up until he turned to look at the jokes. He stared in disbelief, " What the hell happened to you two? ", He asked in a rough voice, " All you need is some blue paint and blue hair. Then you two would look like smurfs. ", He continued as he tried to keep a straight face himself.

Something or someone seemed to be more interesting than his ruined slippers.

Tamahome stood at the end of the table. His face turning from light and dark shades of pink to red. His eyes water slightly a the edges, his nose leaking milk. He was like a balloon that was ready to explode. Then it did and milk flew in every direction. His laughter sounded off the walls of the kitchen, " Smurfs! That's perfect! That's what they should be! ", He exclaimed as he stomped his foot, laughing harder at the angry eyed stares they continued to receive in response to their comments.

Hotohori dug his fingers into his hair, the paint had yet to dry. Getting a grip on some of the blue goop that seeped into his beautiful golden brown roots. He smeared the paint on Luna and Sakeri's faces, " Now you can nickname them smurfs. They have the blue to match their shortness. ", He commented to his friends as they all had a good laugh.

Sakeri felt a growl rumble in her throat, her anger on the brink of breaking. More like breaking someone's head that is. She narrowed her eyes as she picked up her bowl of cereal that she left unattended. A better resolution caught her eye. She flung her bowl at Tamahome's face, not flinching as it hit him square in the face. Milk and cereal dripping from the sides of the bowl, landing on his clothes and the clean marbled decorated floors.

Luna grabbed Hotohori's plate of oatmeal and threw two fists full of the mushy substance. The first throw hit Tasuki in the chest, the second hit a home run into Nuriko's left eye. She was just half a second away from throwing another one. But her sister beat her to the punch.

Sakeri grabbed Tasuki's plate from across the table. Launching it at Nuriko, he dodged the first maple syrup dripping pancake. He smirked in triumph until the second, third and fourth hit him in several areas of his body, including his face. Silence dropped on the room and became thick as ice. You could slice a knife threw it if you wanted. Drop it in your glass of ice tea and enjoy it on a hot summer day.

Tasuki twitched from his place at the left hand side of Tamahome. He never enjoyed food being thrown at him, especially if it was hot and looked and felt like something you would eat at an orphanage. His lips curled into a snarl, he grabbed a pancake off from another plate. Hurling it in Luna's direction before grabbing the bottle of syrup.

Luna yelped in surprise to feel something hot and sticky hit her arm. She glared at Tasuki before grabbing scrambled eggs from someone's plate, tossing it at Nuriko. Nuriko ducked to avoid being hit with more hot food. He growled a growl that only an animal or really pist person could muster. His hands got a hold of the box of cereal, throwing them in every which direction.

Hell broke loose in the house. Opening the floor gates to a food fight.

Food was being thrown from every direction of the kitchen. Everyone turned on each other except the two chibi sisters who took refuge underneath the wooden sculpted kitchen table. They both sighed and looked at the messy food plastered floor. Who knew the guys had it in them to throw a good food fight? One which they never wanted to participate in.

Just as they thought they were in the clearing for sure.

The table was moved from above them. Removing any security and shield against the food war that raged above and around them. The sisters looked up, only to be caked in what looked like a cereal, pancake, egg, syrup, mustard, ketchup and peanut butter mix. The astonished and disgusted looks gave away it all. They tilted their heads up, glaring daggers at the smirking faces of the food fighters.

Sakeri rolled away, sliding through Nuriko's legs. It looked like a play in a baseball game you would witness. She jumped out of the way of another perfectly round pancake. She clenched her jaw, yanking the fridge door open once she reached it. Her hand reached in quickly, pulling out her secret weapon. A can of whip cream.

Luna ducked between Tasuki's legs, making her way towards the sink. Hotohori made a grab for her, but failed to notice the syrup laced floor beneath his bare feet. He went flying into Tamahome who let out a loud surprised yell. She snickered as she climbed onto the counter, her fingers working their way towards the hose of the sink.

Both sisters spared a glance at one another. Before a shriek of battle cry escaped them in a fury of water and whip cream. Luna opened the water, her hand pressing the button for the sink hose. She began spraying at the four men making another attempt to lunge at them. They each slipped and tripped over the wet floors and each other.

Sakeri sprayed at them with her can of whip cream. Aiming for the eyes, so they wouldn't be able to see. Which disabled them in another way, setting them for a down fall.

Nuriko tried to stand, failing several times. He slid his way in the direction of Sakeri, pushing away the white cream slathered in his eyes. He made a face as he used his, ' on your knees ' position to gain an advantage. The syrup slid him across the floor in hyper speed. He made a grab for Sakeri, " Your gonna get put in time out! ", He yelled as he was with in grabbing distance of her.

Tamahome joined Nuriko in for the kill. Figuring two would be better than one. Bettering their odds and chances for capturing the girls. Sakeri eyed the two warriors darting in her direction. Her lips settled into a frown, a look of panic crossing her expression as Tamahome gained speed on her.

She ducked under Tamahome's grab attempt, but failed to notice the other set of hands grab her from behind. She squeaked in surprise before wiggling violently. Her fist came up as she struggled, hitting Tamahome in between the thighs by accident. She covered her ears as he let out a scream of agony.

Her eyes shifted to glare at Nuriko, the same expression being returned in favor. She lifted two fingers, poking Nuriko in the eyes. She snickered as he yelped and immediately let go of her. She leaped over him, sliding on her stomach towards the living room.

Hotohori leaned forward, his arms extending to reach Luna in time before she ran. He was just an inch from having her, until Tasuki got excited and ran to help in his capture of the little smurf. Tasuki's eyes grew wide, his feet loosing balance on the slick floor. He fell to the ground on his stomach, going for a ride across the kitchen. His body went head long in to an unexpecting Hotohori.

The young emperor also yelled as he went flying backwards. He heard the loud bang of Tasuki's head making contact with the lower cabinet doors. He cringed as his body went down, preparing himself for a hard landing. Instead he landed on Tasuki's back, his face falling into the fire wielder's ass. His nose stuck into the crack of it.

Brown eyes going wide in horror, especially after the smell of ass he caught a whiff of. He jolted away, landing flat on his back. His head hit the floor, throbbing intensely after. Go figure he'd end up with a massive head ache after all the crappy beginnings of his morning.

Sakeri and Luna were just about to congratulated themselves on a job well done. Until four figures towered over them, shadowing them from the bright sun streaming in from the window. Their smiles turned up side down once they got the looks from the four annoyed and pist gentleman awaiting them.

Both were hauled up the stairs and into the bathrooms. Forced to take showers and dress into fresh clothes. Unfortunately for the guys, they put up one hell of a fight. It took over an hour to even get the water on them. Let alone to wash their hair clean of goo.

Sakeri and Luna emerged clean from their bedrooms, annoyed looks plastered to their faces. They crossed their arms over their chests, glaring a hole into empty space. Kami-sama only knew what they planned to do later on. A huff and grumble relayed from both chili's, as they trudged down stairs to investigate. Their eyes focused on every action that took place in the kitchen.

Who knew that guys could actually clean for once in their pathetic lives.

As the messed was scrubbed away and cleaned with hot water, bleach and pine sol.

They received death glares and threats before the guys retreated to the showers to get cleaned up. Sakeri rolled her eyes, watching them walk past, " You shouldn't shower, the look suits you. Your all a bunch of pigs anyway. Might as well show it. ", She mumbled out in irritation.

Luna ignored further glares as she examined her fingernails. Assuring herself that none of her nails were dirty. They weren't babies and they refused to be treated like ones. This called for an integration and change of situation.

Just as Luna and Sakeri were sealing up their new plans. The four annoyed warriors clambered down the steps of the stairs one by one. They stopped dead in their tracks, Tamahome being the first to make a move. He dropped a rolled up paper in Nuriko's awaiting hand. His eyebrow arched In wonder.

Luna scrunched up her nose, expecting for one of them to start spanking them or hitting them with the newspaper. After all their own mothers wouldn't let them get away with that. What made these num skulls any different? Ah that's right, men were stupid and hadn't a clue about how to go about things in life.

Nuriko cleared his throat as he rolled out the paper, checking out a circled add in the paper, " Since we will all be busy with searching for schools and jobs to get into. Our hands will be full for quiet a time being. There for, we have figured out what to do with you two. Since you are incapable of taking care of your self's at the moment. ", He said in a as-a-matter-of-fact tone.

A small grin broke out over Tasuki's face as he pointed to a picture of a day care that Nuriko held out to show, " There for you two can stay in a day care while we are busy.. You can play with all the slobbering and drooling babies that'll be there. Least then you'll be out of my hair for awhile. ", He commented in a stiff voice as he worked his fingers through his fiery red strands.

Sakeri threw down her arms at her sides, " I REFUSE! I am NOT going! I CAN take care of myself, and so can my SISTER! We don't need YOU babysitting US! So get lost! ", She shouted in fury, ready to put up a fight.

Luna shared the same enthusiasm, " Yea! I agree! Were not going! You can't make us!", She replied evenly as she glared at Hotohori.

Tamahome shook his head, " But that's where your wrong. We can and we will. To everyone else, you look like two little kids that need to be in day care. ', He said through a flash of white teeth and wide smile.

Nuriko tossed Sakeri over his shoulder as he grabbed his keys and headed out the door for the day. Ignoring the kicking and screaming his companion kept her word to. He let out a soft whistling tune, walking down the side walk in front of their house.

Hotohori shrugged as he picked Luna up, restraining her against doing more harm than good, " Do yourself a favor and just behave. Maybe we'll pick you up early and let you go to the park for a little while. ", He said as he grabbed his brief case, following suit right after Nuriko who struggled with the twin's sister outside.

Tamahome let out a long and heavy sigh, " I hope I never have kids like that. ", He murmured under his breath, walking in step with Hotohori. Tasuki grumbled irritably locking the door behind everyone, a book bag slung over his left shoulder. He traveled in a separate direction, hoping to have better look on finding a martial arts school and work on his own. He preferred that way once in awhile. Then have a beer after his long search. At least that was what he planned, but nothing ever worked out for Tasuki.

Tamahome separated with Hotohori after the chili's were dropped off at the daycare. He snickered and gave a peace sign to the two as the three males waved and winked, whisking away like the wind out of the daycare as quick as they came. Of course Nuriko made a phone call before their arrival, and had to fill out what seemed like a million papers for both girls. In the end all that matter, was peace of mind.

Sakeri shoved her hands into her pockets, kicking at invisible dirt on the ground, " Those bastards! How dare they leave us here, while they go out and enjoy themselves! ", She complained as she dropped herself on her butt. Her right elbow rested on one knee, and her hand supporting her chin.

Luna grumbled as she plopped down next to her sister. Her eyes drifted to survey the day care they were left in the care of. It wasn't a bad place, not in the lease. There was several different rooms, each holding a group of kids in their own age group, separated by white painted doors. The walls were covered in animal wallpaper, in every room of the day care. The floors were oak wood, polished and cleaned everyday from what the eyes could inspect.

The lighting was neither too bright nor too dark. Their eyes

Shifted to stare at their daycare teacher, who smiled at them and assured them that their dad and uncles would return later on for them. Hoping that she wouldn't have to calm them from crying. Surprisingly she was greeted with annoyed faced and even angrier eyes. Her smile remained sweet, her honey brown hair falling across her back and shoulders, cut at elbow length.

She gave off a heavenly aura with her gentle laughter. Light brown eyes, light pink blouse, dark blue jeans and white sandals. Who wouldn't feel comfortable around her? But Luna and Sakeri were beyond pist and wouldn't have any of it. Even nap time was a struggle with them.

I'm not playing nice! I wanna go home! , Thought Luna and Sakeri as they were later on forced into laying down on mats for naps. Aw hell no! I'm not a baby lady!