Hello all! I forgot to add notes during my first chapter lol. But yeah this is my very first fic so please be gentle with me! I'm going to try to update by atleast every 2 weeks, even though it'll likely be up earlier like this time. Also this is also completely un-beta'd.

"You're so helpful , kind and strong Naruto… How is such an amazing guy like you still single?" said the half clad woman, laying over Naruto's lap.

" I don't know baby, I just haven't found the right girl yet…. Tell me more about how amazing I am" Naruto said cockily, as he ran his fingers through the half-naked woman's dark hair on his lap.

"well…" The gorgeous woman began as she began to reach her hands up to his tanned whiskered cheek. Naruto closed his eyes, waiting for the soft sensual touch from the beautiful woman.

"OUCH! WHAT THE HELL?" Naruto screamed as she began to viscously smack his face. "What are you doing baby? I'm not into BDSM!"

" I'm not your baby, get the hell up man!" said an awfully familiar deep voice, angrily spat from his beautiful lady friend.

"Baby please, I don't know what's happening to your voice but I can get passed that" Naruto pleaded. It had been a while since the blonde had had any action. He damn sure wasn't gonna miss his opportunity because of the girl's voice changing into a deep baritone.

"Naruto don't make me get a bucket of ice water! Get the fuck up man" Hissed the sexy dark haired woman, as she continued to roughhouse him.

"So you're into that kinda stuff, huh baby? Well lets smart off more slowly" Naruto replied, as he began to lead towards the sexy woman for a kiss.

"Oh hell no" started the woman. Naruto's thoughts and sentiments went right out of the window as what felt like an ocean's worth of ice cold water was thrown right onto him.

"WHAT THE F-"

"I told you to get up man! I was tired of listening to you babble in your dreams again. Oh and the next time you lean to kiss me and call me baby. Dream or not, I'll smack the hell out of you" Kiba spat, as he began to walk out of Naruto's messy room. All complete with clothes on the floor , pizza boxes on his nightstand and empty ramen bowls next to his bed. How could Naruto expect to get a girlfriend if the guy couldn't even clean his own fucking room?

Naruto yawned deeply as he made his way to the living room to join his angry shaggy haired friend. Shoving passed the ramen bowls on the floor, a still pajama clad Naruto strode into their shared living room and immediately plopped down at the computer. He then began his every morning routine of checking his email to see if any jobs had got back to him.

"Sorry about all that earlier…" the blonde had said with a nervous chuckle as he began to awkwardly rub the back of his head. "I've been having more of those dreams lately, I guess I'm just sexually frustrated" Naruto said. It had truly been a while since he last got laid. Hell, he didn't even remember when the last time was.

"Don't worry about it" Kiba said as he retained his usual sprawled out position over the black loveseat. "We should go to a club one night, some ass would do both of us some good" finished the brunette as he turned his attention back to 'Friends' on the television. Listening to Phoebe rant and rave about something.

"DUDE I GOT A REPLY FROM A JOB!" Naruto shouted, as he continued to ready the tiny print from the computer screen.

Kiba immediately snapped his attention away the sitcom on tv. "Dude seriously?" The brunette said as he jumped from the worn couch and practically ran his way over to Naruto's side by the computer. Not that he couldn't believe that Naruto had a response, but it was the way the blonde had said it that really caught his attention.

"Yeah! " Naruto said full of enthusiasm. "Yesterday I had put in for an assistant job down at Uchiha enterprises and their human resources team sent me this email!" the blonde finished, practically bouncing with excitement. This was a job that he really wanted, not just a job he was gonna use for quick rent money. Not that he hadn't taken his previous jobs seriously though; Naruto had put his heart and soul into everything he did. But he damn sure was going to bust his ass on this one, but first before anything he had to nail the interview.

"Read the email to me" Kiba said, practically just as happy and excited as Naruto was.

Naruto cleared his throat and began. " Well long story short, a woman named Ino Yamanaka from their human resources team said that they like my resume and cover letter and said that I'm welcome to come into an interview slot that they have available for Thursday at 2:45. The email also says that they are only looking for 3 people as assistants and other needed staff members and they will be choosing the best from the group that they are screening". The blonde finished in a shaky breath.

"What's with the demeanor change? This is great news!" the brunette asked, still bouncing with excitement for his friend

"The email says their going to interview a bunch of people and they're only picking 3…." Naruto said dejectedly as he sunk his head down on the keyboard.

"And…..?" Kiba replied in huff. Completely baffled as to why Naruto's mood just soured so quickly. This was the opportunity of a lifetime! What the hell got into him?

"I'm sure a lot of highly qualified people will also be applying…" the blonde said, his speech muffled by his face being covered by the keyboard. " What makes you think they'll pick me over the dozens of genius applicants I'm sure are applying?"

Naruto didn't get a reply from the brunette; instead he felt something smack the back of his head.

"Oww!" Naruto yelped, as he grabbed the back of his throbbing head. "The fuck man?!"

"Do you hear yourself right now?" Kiba said. As the shaggy haired brunette threw down the house slipper he used to beam Naruto in the back of the head. "This is not the Naruto I know talking. The Naruto I know doesn't doubt himself and he damn sure was no quitter" Kiba spat out the last word as if it was the ultimate insult.

"QUITTER?!" The blonde shouted. As he raised his messy head of hair from the computer keyboard. Kiba smirked, he knew what cord to strike when it came down to motivating his friend. He hit the nail right on the head.

"yeah I said it!" Kiba retorted with a wave of his hand as he began to walk back to the couch. " But don't worry, I'm sure the other applicants will be happy that you won't even bother to show up- that gives them a better chan-" Before Kiba could even finish that sentence he was being led out the door by a ever-ecstatic blonde.

"Come on! We're going shopping for my interview clothes right now!" Naruto said, booming with excitement as he practically dragged his brunette friend out of the door of their apartment.

Kiba sighed as he was being roughly manhandled. "Now that's the Naruto I know." He muffled too quietly for Naruto to hear.

-XxX-

"This is definitely going to be a whiskey night" Sasuke growled to himself, as he looked through prototypes for new cellphone designs that his design team drew up. The head of the design team Sai (who he was also fucking) had dropped off at 9am sharp like he asked him to.

The designs weren't bad or anything, Sasuke just didn't feel like dealing with them right now. The raven continued to groan as he rubbed his throbbing temples. Why was everyone and everything trying to irritate him? For starters it was only Tuesday-which was much too far away from his weekend ( which he really didn't spend doing anything in particular, but he certainly welcomed it because he didn't have to spend it in the office) . Secondly, his maid was late cleaning his uptown loft- and in the midst of her seemingly thousands of apologies she accidently spilled his coffee all over his crisp white carpet. And lastly- which was the most annoying, he had an upcoming meeting with his brother Itachi in a few hours to talk about the applicants he was contacting to be his assistant. Which he absolutely was not looking forward to at all. "Fucking hell" the raven exhaled deeply. As he began to throw himself back into his unfinished work.

Speaking of hell, it's gate keeper just entered the ravens peripheral vision.

"What do you want Neji?" Sasuke spat out to his business partner, as the raven shot him daggers via eye contact. Neji was the son of Hizashi Hyuga, who was the previous owner of the Hyuga Branch. Which was a successful tablet company, who Uchiha enterprises merged with about 8 years ago. Like Sasuke, Neji too inherited a powerful company after the death of his own father and had been running it smoothly ever since. However after a while the companies began to compete with each other. Uchiha enterprises tried to make tablets and failed miserably, and Hyuga Branch tried to dabble in the smartphone business and failed just as hard. However after many trials , errors and straight up failures the companies merged as one and just kept the named 'Uchiha Enterprises' much to the dismay of Neji. As the long haired , pale eyed brunette beauty casually strolled into the ravens very spacious office-without knocking, to the displeasure of Sasuke.

"just thought I'd show you this" Neji said, as he tossed a thick newspaper onto the ravens already paper-cluttered desk whilst taking himself a seat.

The raven glared at the brunette even harder. "Can't you see I already have a lot of crap to do?" Sasuke hissed as he violently gestured his hard towards the huge paper mountain on his desk.

Neji just continue to stare at the raven, completely ignoring his loud voice and flailing arm. As he waited for Sasuke to pick up the paper and read it. "Read" Neji said a little harshly, slowly losing patience with the temperamental raven.

It wasn't that Sasuke personally disliked Neji, Sasuke didn't really like anyone all too well. The raven hated everyone equally and treated Neji just as shitty as he treated everyone else. Whether you were a coffee boy or a CEO of an executive company. Sasuke thought you were beneath him regardless, no matter your place in society. And that same very rule went for even his business partner.

Sasuke shot Neji a glare that would have crumbled a lesser man, but Neji was all to used to it. Being as though he worked with the bitchy raven for years. The raven emitted a loud unnecessary groan as he began to read the black and white page of the newspaper Neji put on his desk.

"ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW?!" the raven shouted, he couldn't believe what he was seeing. He threw the paper on the ground and slammed his head on the desk, knocking down some very important documents on the floor in the process.

"I know, I said the same thing" The pale eyed brunette said, sitting in a comfy chair across from Sasuke's desk. " I can't believe they moved up the Leaf Tech Summit to next month"

The Leaf Tech Summit was where all of the huge tech companies in the D.C area gathered every year to discuss business ventures , make 'connections' (take and receive bribes) and more importantly, which was the final and most important event of the summit; unveil their new products for the upcoming season. The unveiling was always televised, so the public could gawk over the newest tech product they were going to pitch their tents outside of the nearest tech store to get once they were released.

However the event isn't as simple as it seems, the summit has the potential to make or break a lot of companies in the tech field, (which it certainly has) A lot of alliances were known to be made. A good example would be the one between Uchiha enterprises and Hyuga Branch, both companies met and decided to join as one at the 2nd annual Leaf Tech Summit 8 years ago. A lot of other companies have done so as well, so that made competition even stronger. Even though the main purpose of the event is supposed to be to make "friendly connections" and "discuss and present ideas". Which everyone completely disregarded, everyone attended for mainly one reason; to scope out competition and destroy.

As harsh as that sounds, that was the true reality in the tech world. Everyone wants to be the best, however there can only be one. And that one golden company was chosen every year at the Leaf Tech summit. There are 3 parts to every Leaf Tech Summit; the first part is the Gathering, the Gathering is the first part of the summit where all the companies get to mix and mingle and make "connections" with one another. This part of the summit is usually used to chat with other CEO's And VP's of other participating companies to perhaps strike deals and check out what they have to offer this year.

The second part of the summit is the Presentations; the presentations are the most important part of the summit. It's where each company gets to show off their latest gadget they are planning on releasing in the upcoming fall season. Each company has to pick 3 representatives along with their CEO(s) or VP to display their product and talk about it. This must include a proto-type of the gadget for show and a presentation about the projected sales and other data about the product. This part is most important because this is all done in front of a live audience and judges, who you definitely want to make a good impression on because all of the guest judges run some of the most well-known and successful tech companies ever to exist.

Then finally the most anticipating part of the summit is the Unveiling; the Unveiling is where the judges pick the "Product To Watch" from the Presentations, the chosen company gets the title "Kage'. The Kage then gets the Leaf Tech Summit seal of Approval, which is the highest honor in the tech world. It means that the most prestigious tech connoisseurs in the world agree that your company's product was the best out of dozens. And to top it all off the Kage gets an hour long special in front of millions of watchers that tune in every year to see the latest tech products. (The first hour is the most important because people usually stop watching after the 45 minute mark, due to society's short attention spans).

So even though Sasuke was known to be dramatic and pissy, he damn sure had a right to be sour in this situation. Why the hell did they move the event up? It was supposed to be 3 months away and now it's only 1? What the fuck-

Interrupting Sasuke's internal rambling Neji continued " It gets worse unfortunately….." the brunette said with a pause, as he pondered how to break the news to his already upset business partner.

"What now?!" Sasuke spat. "Oh wait is it Utakata again?" Sasuke sighed to himself, these damned one night stands always keep trying to come back for more. Couldn't they take a hint and move on? "Tell him he had a great ass but I'm not interes-"

"NO NO!" Neji cut him off as he covered his ears. "Too much information! I'm talking about something even worse… I think" The brunette said with a grimace. Everyone knew that Sasuke got around. It was no secret that Sasuke had a huge sexual appetite and that he bedded a lot of people. He was handsome ,rich ,successful and powerful. So therefor he attracted a lot of people, however Sasuke never usually repeated his fucks. Once the raven had you for the night, that was usually it. The exception being for Sai and a few others who he kept around for a bit longer.

"Then what is it? I have a lot of important work to do so get on with it" the raven snapped.

Neji paused, and began with a sigh. " Orochimaru from Sanin Corp….. the 3 year ban has been lifted… and he's been invited back to the Tech Summit" the brunette finished, putting his hand over his forehead.

"Ugh, what the hell?! It's been 3 years already?!" Sasuke practically shouted. "We're so screwed" he spat as he sunk into his huge comfortable leather chair

Sanin Corp is one of Uchiha Enterprises biggest competitions. Sanin Corp makes smartphones and other gadgets, however they are most well known for their innovations in audio with their luxury earbud and headphone line called 'SOUND'. They aren't as successful as Uchiha Enterprises, but they aren't too far from it. 3 years ago at the 7th annual Tech Summit, the head of Sanin Corp Orochimaru had been trying to solicit sex from Sasuke in exchange for a partnership deal. Sanin Corp would provide top notch earbuds to go with the newest phone that Uchiha Enterprises was releasing at the time. Sasuke had tried to negotiate with money instead, but to no avail. Sasuke slept with people for his own enjoyment, not because he felt like he had to. Not to mention Orochimaru was old and extremely creepy, Sasuke wasn't desperate by a long shot and he definitely wouldn't sleep with that slithering creep.

However when Sasuke refused, Orochimaru got really upset and tried to get back at Sasuke by trying to bribe one of his own employees at Uchiha Enterprises with $20,000 to hack into Sasuke's phone and release his text messages and pictures. Thankfully Sasuke and Itachi hired honest and loyal people and the employee told Sasuke of the situation immediately and submitted proof of the attempted bribe and Uchiha Enterprises brought the situation to the Leaf Tech Summit Committee and they issued a ban on Sanin Corp for 3 years. Even though the committee is well aware of the crooked things that go on behind the scenes at the events, however using sex as a form of payment or benefit is a big violation of the very few 'rules' they have.

"We're not screwed entirely.." Neji began. Trying to be optimistic, but failing miserably. "We have a great team, amazing new innovations and great sales data to boot. Don't let this get you down, we have too much to prepare for to let that old wrinkled bastard distract us"

"Yeah I guess you're right, but we still should watch our backs, there's no telling what that snake has up his sleeves" the raven replied as he began to sort through his papers again.

"Definitely" Neji said as he stood up from the chair opposite of Sasuke's desk, heading towards the door. Freezing in his tracks, the brunette asked " By the way, how's the assistant hunt going? Itachi told me that you were looking for one."

The raven glared up from his paperwork "No Itachi is looking for one FOR me, even though I can handle everything on my own. He still insists on babysitting me" Sasuke hissed, in the process he knocked down even more papers.

"Yeah you definitely have everything under control, I have no idea what Itachi was thinking." Neji said, His words practically dripping in sarcasm. Rolling his eyes as he gestured towards the monumental pile of papers on the raven's desk and floor surrounding it.

" I know I do, you can get the hell out now. Thanks" Sasuke spat, catching on to Neij's obvious sarcasm. As the raven began to angrily sort out his papers as he began to think to himself again.

The pale eyed beauty sighed and complied, making his way out of the pissed off raven's office and making his way to his own.

Sasuke complained to himself out loud "finally some peace and quie-"

"Good Morning Otouto!" Itachi practically sang as he sauntered his way into his little brother's office.

"Speaking of the devil.." Sasuke lightly face-palmed. "And would it kill you fuckers to actually knock before you just barge into people's offices?!"

Itachi made his way to the seat that Neji sat in moments ago across from Sasuke's desk, completely ignoring his brother's rude protests. "Here are the files for Thursday" The older raven said as he threw a manila folder on top of the already millions of papers on Sasuke's desk.

Sasuke scrubbed his face violently with his hand, and then looked at the folder like it had insulted him "The fuck is that?" the younger Uchiha snapped.

"Just the resumes and some notes about the applicants we'll be interviewing Thursday. Just thought you'd like to get a sense of who we'll be speaking to" Itachi finished with a grin.

"I can do this by myself, I don't need my brother to hold my hand while I interview people. Now if you could just get the hell ou-"

"Nonsense" Itachi said sternly, successfully cutting his brother off. " I will not let you disrespect these people who volunteered their time to speak with you. I will be present and that's that." Itachi finished as he stood up and strode towards the door. His long thick hair, tied in a low pony-tail swaying behind him.

"Hn, fine" Sasuke said as he smirked at his brothers retreating figure. There was no arguing with Itachi, however Sasuke just figured that his not-so-charming personally would just naturally scare people off so he had nothing to worry about. It was just a matter of time before those applicants ran for the hills.

"Thursday huh.." The younger raven thought to himself. He then began to open the folder and read its contents. "oh this is gonna be good…"

The younger Uchiha pressed the intercom button on his desk that immediately sent words to the secretary "Sakura? Would you send up Sai right away please? It's an urgent matter." He said nicely, he needed something to take away the upcoming headache he felt on its way.

"Yes right away sir," Sakura replied in a slightly depressed tone, sad that she couldn't have a chance with the Uchiha she's fawned over for years.

And not 5 minutes later a familiar slender pale figure appeared in his doorway.

"Yes ?" Sai said in a deep husky voice laced with lust, as he was already familiar with the drill. " told me you needed my assistance.."

"Yes, come here Sai" The already horny raven replied, as he reached into the contents of his desk drawer. This certainly was one hell of a way to get rid of a headache.

-XxX-

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