The infamous Black Knight of Love leaned casually against the wall, despite being pinned there by multiple adamantium chains.
"Yo, how ya doin ladies?" Kagura winked, "The author has told me that he'll be taking a vacation in order to get over a bad case of burnout, but don't worry. I'm always available if you're looking for a good time."
Carl sighed tiredly, "In any case, this means that he sadly won't be updating for a while, so please be patient. If you have any advice that could help accelerate his recovery, please either PM him or leave the advice in a review. He would also like inform all trolls that only one flame will be allowed per chapter from here on out, this isn't YouTube. So if you're going to insult him, please do so with some intelligence as you only get one shot from now on."
"Thanks for stealing my spotlight Clover, now about that little plan of mine…"
"You can forget it. I refuse to allow you to interfere with my love life. I'm perfectly happy thank you very much." Kagura rolled his eyes as Carl glared at him.
"Yeah, cause everyone knows that brooding all the time makes ya happy. Seriously, just give me a chance kid. I'll have you set up with Miss Right in no time!"
*Transmission cuts out as Carl begins to rant about how he is perfectly content with being single (even though we all know he just needs some lovin)*