Babysitting Woes

Chapter Two

The Babysitter Cometh

Disclaimer: I do not own the characters of Naruto,

All second gen OCs are mine though. I also do not own Mortal Kombat ™, McDonalds ™ Burger King ™, or In n Out ™

In which Hidan and Temari go shopping for a bigger house and need a babysitter,

Kakuzu overcharges, the girls escape for a night out on the town and hilarity ensues

Jashin settled down to start his homework and Usagi's phone started going off. She picked it up, saw who it was and scowled.

"How the hell did Tenshi get my phone number?" She muttered.

Tenshi was the oldest of five and her younger brother Tojimaru was best friends with Jashin.

Temari had volunteered Usagi and Tsuru to baby sit the two youngest Uchiha children and that was when Usagi had met Tenshi. Needless to say, it had been hate at first sight.

She retreated to her room and slid the touch screen up.

"What do you want?" She demanded.

"Just getting ready to drop my lil brother off for his study date with Jashin." Tenshi purred.

It was no secret that Tenshi had a slight crush on Jashin.

"Oh, listen you know Kakashi Hatake right?"

"What about him?" Usagi asked, trying to sound uninterested.

"Well I hear he's going to be taking strip lessons at the Red Dawn's Club this weekend and Kaguya and I are going to go see him."

"Yeah so?" Usagi mentally drooled at the thought of Kakashi Hatake, the famous movie star, who was going to be playing in a movie about a young stripper, who was secretly working undercover for the FBI to bust mobsters.

"Well I was just wondering if you had the guts to go?" Tenshi sneered

Usagi's growled a little at the implied insult. She and Jashin were often teased at school for having a super conservative priest for a father.

"Wouldn't miss it." She said and promptly hung up.

She stalked into the room.

"So your studying with Toji huh?"

Jashin sighed. "Yes."

"Why? It's not like we've got any big tests coming up."

"Yeah Jashin, lighten up it's Friday." Tsuru piped up.

"Unlike you, I happen to care about my grades." He said irritably.

His sister scoffed. "What kind of idiot Studies on the weekends?"

"At least I'm not the idiot who got grounded on the weekend." He shot back.

"Did you say something big brother?" She growled.

Jashin grit his teeth, his sister was downright vicious.

"No." He muttered, hating that she still managed to intimidate him all these years.

"That's what I thought." She said smugly.

Usagi caught Tsuru's eye and the two went to her room.

Kakuzu groaned as the traffic continued to get worse. That idiot Hidan did know that he lived a half hour away and that traffic was bad on the weekends right? He did know that gas had just gone up a whole 60 cents didn't he? Why did he put up with him? And why the hell couldn't the kids watch themselves? They were definitely old enough. He could only have come to one conclusion, these kids were trouble-makers and the ultra-conservative priest didn't want them doing anything illegal in his absence. Kakuzu was suddenly very glad that he'd demanded extra pay.

"Guess what I brought Jashin!" Tsuru said excitedly.

"What?" He asked.

"The new Mortal Kombat!"

"Really? Where'd you get that from?" Jashin asked. He liked Mortal Kombat.

"Jiraiya lent it to me."

"Suh-weet!" Usagi said. "Let's play!"

Jashin eyed his school work.

"We could make it a bet." Usagi said.

"What kinda bet?"

"The losers have to do the winner's homework for a week." Usagi said.

"I'm not having either of you mess up my homework. Loser has to do Winner's chores for a week."

"Deal."

Tsuru grimaced as she watched Jashin take the controller. She'd never been good at fighting games and now she was stuck with the chores.

Jashin selected Raiden and Usagi picked Baraka. The fight was on.

20 minutes later, Kakuzu walked up to the door the house and pushed the doorbell.

"Tsuru! Get the door!"

A moment later a black haired girl with the strangest green gray eyes he'd ever seen stared at him uncomprehendingly.

"Can I help you?"

"I'm Kakuzu."

"Oh. C'mon in."

"Your goin down motherfucker!" Usagi taunted.

"We'll see." Jashin replied.

Kakuzu sat down on the couch and watched with unconcealed disgust at the virtual death match on the screen.

Really? What was it with kids and excessive violence these days?

"Fatality! Raiden wins!" The dark voice boomed.

Jashin shot up in victory. "Bow down to the thunder god baby!"

"The only God Your going to bow down to is Jashin! What blasphemy is this about a fucking thunder god?"

Kakuzu's eyebrow twitched as Hidan an Temari walked in with fast food bags in their arms.

"It's a game dad." Usagi said.

"Well I don't want that shit in this house if its got fucking thunder gods in it!"

The three teens ignored him.

"Hope you like scrubbing walls all week Usagi." Her brother smiled.

"When did you get here?" Temari asked as she set down the bags.

Tsuru jumped up and made a grab for the nearest one.

"Don't be such an oinker! Prayers first you heathen shit!"

"Hidan don't call her a heathen shit." His wife warned.

"Bout five minutes ago." Kakuzu replied, accepting a burger and fries from Temari.

"God dammit I said Prayers first!"

"Hidan!" Temari was beginning to get a little angry.

"But-"

"Sit! Eat!" She commanded.

"I'm not a fucking dog!" He grumbled, but sat down and began to say his prayers.

Usagi and Jashin said their prayers hastily, even though neither twin was religious and began to eat.

Temari and Hidan left and Kakuzu cringed as Usagi began blasting rap. He had a feeling it would be a miserable weekend. He had no idea how miserable it would be.