A/N: I decided to continue this story. Though, they will mostly be drabbles, always concerning Zeref, Natsu and Lucy. Enjoy!

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Godfather

Zeref did not exactly know how he ended up in a situation like this, but it happened nonetheless. He blinked twice as he looked from one to the other and a heavy sigh left his lungs. Scratching the back of his head, he waved a hand in front of two bickering hotheads. Unsurprisingly, neither of them responded, so the once oh-he-is-so-evil-so-he-shall-not-be-named wizard, landed on his butt with a silent thud on the couch.

"You cannot and will not name him the godfather," Lucy shouted as she pointed accusingly to Zeref.

Natsu grunted. "And why the hell not?"

"Because," Lucy started, but turned her head towards her husband's brother. "Don't take this personally!" She begged, turning her head back to Natsu. "Because he is a 400 year old, self-centered, emo, son-of-a-bitch!"

The dragon slayer demon gasped dramatically. "He can hear you!"

"As I said, don't take this personally," Lucy said.

Zeref smiled softly. "I-.."

"He is my brother!" Natsu suddenly yelled, interrupting Zeref again.

"As you have been repeating the past hour. I just…" "Don't take this personally!" "I don't think he would be suited for a father."

"And my moron brother is?" The black wizard coughed between words. Luckily for him, Lucy did not hear that.

"Well…" Natsu said as he was looking for words. "I don't think you will be suited for a mother!"

Zeref gasped in shock as he flapped his hands yelling: "Bitch fight!"

Lucy's eye twitched as a sinister smile reached her face. Zeref gulped in fear and he agreed with himself never to make a pregnant woman mad. He watched his younger brother in confusion as the latter was smiling proudly to come up with such a statement. Oh, boy. He had never seen such a naïve demon. Though, even he, Zeref Dragneel, lord of demons, the Black Wizard, would never, ever say such a thing.

He waited for the outburst, but it never came.

"You're sleeping on the couch, tonight."

Apparently, that was the worst punishment Natsu Dragneel ever faced. How odd.